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Babylon Motherfuckin' 5

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I'm actually curious:

    Does anyone here have a working theory of why this series continued after Season 4?

    No, not some cynical sarcastic answer. The answer is not "cocks." I really have been trying to figure this out for years now, and no real explanation has come to light.

    because it was always suppsosed to be 5 seasons

    That is not a good reason.

    That is a stupid reason.

    How is the fact that he had a predetermined overarching arc that spanned 5 seasons a stupid reason

    He finished the arc in season 4 because he thought he was going to get canceled. There was really no need for season 5

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    guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man, I remember my friends and I totally geeking out to this show during college

    good times

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I'm actually curious:

    Does anyone here have a working theory of why this series continued after Season 4?

    No, not some cynical sarcastic answer. The answer is not "cocks." I really have been trying to figure this out for years now, and no real explanation has come to light.

    because it was always suppsosed to be 5 seasons

    That is not a good reason.

    That is a stupid reason.

    How is the fact that he had a predetermined overarching arc that spanned 5 seasons a stupid reason

    J. Michael Straczinzszckininsky claims that this was the case, but I utterly refuse to believe it.

    Season 1: Beginning of pretty cool story arc. Very Star Trekkish.

    Season 2: Plot thickens. In 2259, War Was Beginning and whatnot.

    Season 3: In a severe case of Skorpius Syndrome, the Shadows become the new bad guys. In the overarcing story, this is the run up to the climax.

    Season 4: Climax, then denoument, and a pretty good one at that. The whole thing pretty much comes to a close, the grand story arc completed.

    And then:

    Season 5: Psi-corps wankery, more war between the Drakh, who nobody gives a shit about, and then they blow up the space station.

    Where the fuck does season 5 fit into the overarcing story that, you know, ENDED in Season 4?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I'm actually curious:

    Does anyone here have a working theory of why this series continued after Season 4?

    No, not some cynical sarcastic answer. The answer is not "cocks." I really have been trying to figure this out for years now, and no real explanation has come to light.

    because it was always suppsosed to be 5 seasons

    That is not a good reason.

    That is a stupid reason.

    How is the fact that he had a predetermined overarching arc that spanned 5 seasons a stupid reason

    He finished the arc in season 4 because he thought he was going to get canceled. There was really no need for season 5

    He finished the Civil War in season 4 because of that

    The Drakh/Centauri stuff was always still part of the plan though

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQARSzT2lbo

    Nooo.

    What do you mean "No"?

    No.




    CAN ANYONE HEAR US?

    I hear you HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I'm actually curious:

    Does anyone here have a working theory of why this series continued after Season 4?

    No, not some cynical sarcastic answer. The answer is not "cocks." I really have been trying to figure this out for years now, and no real explanation has come to light.

    because it was always suppsosed to be 5 seasons

    That is not a good reason.

    That is a stupid reason.

    How is the fact that he had a predetermined overarching arc that spanned 5 seasons a stupid reason

    J. Michael Straczinzszckininsky claims that this was the case, but I utterly refuse to believe it.

    Season 1: Beginning of pretty cool story arc. Very Star Trekkish.

    Season 2: Plot thickens. In 2259, War Was Beginning and whatnot.

    Season 3: In a severe case of Skorpius Syndrome, the Shadows become the new bad guys. In the overarcing story, this is the run up to the climax.

    Season 4: Climax, then denoument, and a pretty good one at that. The whole thing pretty much comes to a close, the grand story arc completed.

    And then:

    Season 5: Psi-corps wankery, more war between the Drakh, who nobody gives a shit about, and then they blow up the space station.

    Where the fuck does season 5 fit into the overarcing story that, you know, ENDED in Season 4?

    This post leads me to believe that you maybe saw it once as it aired and dont remember it very well

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Meesta Garibaldi!

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    G'Kar is the coolest mother fucker ever.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When I heard Andreas Katsulas died, I was soooo freakin' heartbroken. G'Kar was my absolute favorite character overall. The relationship between G'Kar and Londo was absolutely fantastically developed. I did loooooove me some Ivonova and Marcus though too.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    season 5 would be much more fondly remembered if Ivanova had stayed

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    This post leads me to believe that you maybe saw it once as it aired and dont remember it very well

    Holy shit, your Online Nerd Penis is MASSIVE!

    I own the first four seasons. I watched the fifth for about three episodes and then gave it away to a friend who wanted it.

    This series was done in the finale of the fourth season. Flogging the dead child farther down the track was not "great writing that realized the original story arc" as so many J. Michael worshippers claim. It was piss-poor writing. A good writer knows when to stop the story. JMS did not.

    That or he just knew there were idiots out there who would give him a paycheck no matter what he did on this series.

    Personally, I just pretend the fifth season didn't happen. It's much better that way.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the first half of season 5 is terrible.

    I dont think even JMS would argue that.

    But had he not crammed the end of the civil war into season 4, it still would have ended 1/3 or 1/2 way into season 5.

    And all the Drakh/Centauri stuff would still have happaned.

    I mean thats how Londo gets to the point he's in in War Without End Part II

    Plus the fact that one of the running themes of the show was that there was no "end" there was always something else that was going to happen.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love how the existance of the fifth season is so tormenting for you that you have to "pretend it didn't happen."

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I mean JMS has even said that in the original breakdown, Intersections in Real Time would have been the season 4 finale.

    You really think he was going to get an entire season of the 3 episodes after that?

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There are two good things about Season 5 - the Neil Gaiman episode, and Sleeping In Light (which is technically a season 4 episode).

    And TNT almost gets a pass for fucking over B5:Crusade because "In the Beginning" would not have been made if the show hadn't migrated to TNT.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I love how the existance of the fifth season is so tormenting for you that you have to "pretend it didn't happen."

    I think I'll stick to a simple, classic "ur mom" in response, with maybe an extra "no U" added for garnish.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There are two good things about Season 5 - the Neil Gaiman episode, and Sleeping In Light (which is technically a season 4 episode).

    And TNT almost gets a pass for fucking over B5:Crusade because "In the Beginning" would not have been made if the show hadn't migrated to TNT.

    man fuck you, The Fall of Centauri Prime is a great episode

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I can understand the complaints about certain aspects of B5 (though the end credits of Sleeping In Light sort of give them an out for some of the shitty acting) - however, people need to realize that, without B5, shows like LOST, ALIAS, and BSG would not have happened. Babylon 5 opened the door for multi-season storytelling.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I love how the existance of the fifth season is so tormenting for you that you have to "pretend it didn't happen."

    I think I'll stick to a simple, classic "ur mom" in response, with maybe an extra "no U" added for garnish.

    Traditional. I like it. :^:

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's also worth noting that not only did JMS suddenly have to expand subplots into full blown arcs that had no business doing so (Telepath Colony) but Ivanova left the show, and a big chuck of story that would have belonged to her character went with her.


    Oh also The Corps is Mother, The Corps is Father was another great season 5 ep

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "Great" should be reserved for 90% of season 3, 60% of season 2, 40% of season 4, a handful of season 1 episodes, "Sleeping In Light" (which was filmed as the season 4 finale, but then TNT picked up the show), and "In The Beginning".

    Season 3 was fucking awesome.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbQ-y589mx8

    You know what? Gilbert and Sullivan are motherfuckin' cool..

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hated Franklin like 85% of the time but his friendship with Marcus made him tolerable

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGbuj8wsdk

    I forgot - TNT and Season 5 should get credit for having the best title sequence.

    Fuck you, Bale - Franklin was awesome.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Franklin was a whiny douchebag

    except when he was with Marcus

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, and Season 5 was underrated, even though a large part of it was in the hands of an actress whos previous credits include "Slutty extra" from ROADHOUSE and "crazy bitch" from the NotLD 1990 remake.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    In the future, Russia will one day become relevant again.

    And this will be our deity.

    looney-tunes-daffy-duck-5000804.jpg

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuck, I hated her.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have not once defended Lochely or anything from the first half of season 5, and even went so far as to point out that the lack of Ivonova did as much damage to the structure of it as did rushing the civil war storyline in season 4.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wait

    The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari is in the first half of season 5, I'll defend that.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So whats the deal with the captain in season one being so much cooler then the captain in season 2

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm talking about Pat Tallman, not Tracey Scroggins.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So whats the deal with the captain in season one being so much cooler then the captain in season 2

    Fandy you have said a lot of dumb things

    but this

    THIS


    jesus christ Fandy

    John Sherridan is so much cooler than Michael Sinclair its not even funny

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm talking about Pat Tallman, not Tracey Scroggins.

    Lyta was awesome before the Byron storyline ruined her

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think by 'cooler' he meant 'wooden'.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I'm talking about Pat Tallman, not Tracey Scroggins.

    Lyta was awesome before the Byron storyline ruined her

    And in what season did the Byron storyline take place? :P

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think he rawks

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I'm talking about Pat Tallman, not Tracey Scroggins.

    Lyta was awesome before the Byron storyline ruined her

    And in what season did the Byron storyline take place? :P

    in the first half of season 5 which I have said multiple times is as terrible as everyone else says

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I'm talking about Pat Tallman, not Tracey Scroggins.

    Lyta was awesome before the Byron storyline ruined her

    And in what season did the Byron storyline take place? :P

    in season 5 which I have said multiple times is as terrible as everyone else says

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