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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    I resolve to have resumed my practice of repeatedly sticking my peener into a live human female by the end of 2009!

    Gonna finally get those last few punches on your Bunny Ranch membership card

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I resolved to stop being such a pussy

    quit acting like a victim and start taking responsibility

    also get a killer new job and maybe

    maaaaybe

    go to PAX 09 and hang out with Potatoe

    #pipe on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Actually, my resolution is to get into situation in which I can punch and kick various body parts of people and vice versa, but in a controlled environment.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    First rule of Fight Club

    you DO NOT talk about Fight Club

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shut the fuck up.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    I resolve to have resumed my practice of repeatedly sticking my peener into a live human female by the end of 2009!

    Gonna finally get those last few punches on your Bunny Ranch membership card

    I can't wait to redeem the discout card for my free gift! Whatever will it be?

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My resolution is to get in the face of everyone who fails to uphold their resolution.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Shut the fuck up.

    Why so serious?

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new years resolution is to be more of an asshole to everyone who isnt a cute female
    and more of a playful asshole to females in general
    which is the same thing but you throw them a smile and a little laughter afterwards like you are joking
    maybe a smirk
    and then they are all 'oh you'
    and you are given free reign to insult their stupid opinions
    so they stick around while you gradually undermine their confidence
    then when they are ready you can give them the shittiest compliment like you like how their socks fit and they are all over you because they have been fiending for you validation and its the first kinda nice thing youve said to them

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    air is such a gentleman

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Air wrote: »
    then when they are ready you can give them the shittiest compliment like you like how their socks fit and they are all over you because they have been fiending for you validation and its the first kinda nice thing youve said to them

    I think you might be on to something here.

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    thats only for the cute girls though
    the less attractive ones you just erode

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm resolving to go from my 280lb fatty-fat-fat-fat mode back to 220lb kick-your-ass-while-drinking-my-tea mode. And probably find a new job too.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This year I am gonna do the absolute best I can in school, putting awesome stuff together for a portfolio and do as much as I can to better myself in 3D animation.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well yes, that goes without saying.

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    ValVal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm quit smoking at some point this year, not really a resolution just something I've been meaing to get around to but been too distracted to do.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vàl wrote: »
    I'm quit smoking at some point this year, not really a resolution just something I've been meaing to get around to but been too distracted to do.

    wait

    that makes no sense

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Vàl wrote: »
    I'm quit smoking at some point this year, not really a resolution just something I've been meaing to get around to but been too distracted to do.

    wait

    that makes no sense

    Quite possibly the worst sentence I've seen this week.

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    ValVal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Vàl wrote: »
    I'm quit smoking at some point this year, not really a resolution just something I've been meaing to get around to but been too distracted to do.

    wait

    that makes no sense

    I make no sense in general it's alot of fun. Basically I decided to quit smoking like 4 months ago but haven't actually got around to actually quitting yet, due to various convenient events i used as excuses.

    Edit: It's also 5am and I'm tired at stuck a my shitty night job and half asleep because I'm an idiot and spent my days off over christmas avoiding sleep like it was the Black Plague.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Henroid wrote: »
    My resolution is to get in the face of everyone who fails to uphold their resolution.

    My resolution is to get in the face of everyone who gets in the face of everyone who fails to uphold their resolution.

    Bitch.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm tossing around the idea of finally quitting cigarettes

    But I love them and they make me look cool

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I smoked camels with my friend for almost a year and stopped one day just to spite him. He gets so mad whenever I bring that up.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My resolution is to give pooro more hugs

    #pipe on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my possible plan for quitting smoking was dependent on my mother going overseas for a while like she was gonna
    and then staying at home getting a buzz on with weed or codeine or whatever
    in the hopes that it would cut the cravings down a bit
    maybe some sleeping pills or somethin and sleep most of the time
    few days of that and hopefully get it out of my system and then try to clean up the next few days with healthy food and some exercise and shit

    but in the meantime smoking is great
    and i would be worried about ballooning with increased food consumption that would be otherwise curbed by cigarettes

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My resolution is to give pooro more hugs

    I support this resolution!

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Air wrote: »
    my possible plan for quitting smoking was dependent on my mother going overseas for a while like she was gonna
    and then staying at home getting a buzz on with weed or codeine or whatever
    in the hopes that it would cut the cravings down a bit
    maybe some sleeping pills or somethin and sleep most of the time
    few days of that and hopefully get it out of my system and then try to clean up the next few days with healthy food and some exercise and shit

    but in the meantime smoking is great
    and i would be worried about ballooning with increased food consumption that would be otherwise curbed by cigarettes

    God yeah I don't want to gain weight

    If I quit I'll be doing it with a patch though because I am a human vagina

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Air that is a terrible plan

    I can almost guarantee it would never work

    #pipe on
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I resolve to get a new job and to complete a comic script.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My new years resolution is more hi5's.

    Unlike the rest of you fucks this one is actually HARD because I hi5 people a lot.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blake if we haven't high fived by New Year's Eve 2009/10

    I will be crushed

    #pipe on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There will be planes involved.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Henroid wrote: »
    My resolution is to get in the face of everyone who fails to uphold their resolution.

    My resolution is to get in the face of everyone who gets in the face of everyone who fails to uphold their resolution.

    Bitch.

    Oh, now it's on.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    There will be planes involved.

    you mean like

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    #pipe on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    shit yeah.

    That was exactly what I was talking about.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ten pucks on Pooro. Who's in? I'll give you good odds.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    look just don't smoke anymore okay

    how hard can it be

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I go more then eight hours without a cigarette I feel like my veins are being ripped out of my body.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the patch just seems like what people would do if they knew they were gonna be stuck indoors for a few hours

    and if they werent marketed as a quitting thing

    like go to a tobacconist all 'gimme a pack of camels and some of those patches. i got a long, boring business conference all day tomorrow'

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I actually quit for a week about a year ago, and the patch is very effective. It eliminates the need for nicotine and then it just becomes a matter of mastering your psychological impulse to have something in your hand / lungs.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in fact marlboro should just repackage nicabate and call it the indoor cigarette

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