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candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
I'm currently afraid to wash my ass with tap water.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-tva_for_thurjan01,0,1643448.story

(note the hilarious chap from Georgia, who doesn't seem to be a fan of "damned Newark, New Jersey")

Sincerely,

Frightened in TN

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING




    WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    hoping this is the final nail in the coffin for the "clean" coal movement

    goddamn.

    You know what's really lame, though?

    That anti-coal commercial.

    All just a dude shouting at me for thirty seconds.

    Also, I'm very anti-coal for entirely selfish reasons.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your fault for living in Tennessee, though

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    your fault for living in Tennessee, though

    Fari's got a point.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I currently cannot find one of my testicles

    Where the hell did it go

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My local water supply has a high iron content.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    hoping this is the final nail in the coffin for the "clean" coal movement

    goddamn.

    You know what's really lame, though?

    That anti-coal commercial.

    All just a dude shouting at me for thirty seconds.

    Also, I'm very anti-coal for entirely selfish reasons.
    wait you mean the factory tour one? that is a fucking awesome commerical you gay

    No it's terrible

    If you want to show that there's no such thing as clean coal, have the guy in a totally empty room. And without fucking shouting.

    As is, the audience is confused. "Wait, the factory is nature? Great! Clean coal is awesome!"

    It totally shoots the cause in the foot, and is obnoxious.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    your fault for living in Tennessee, though

    Fari's got a point.

    I will agree

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey hey hey, Newark just has people who stab each other. The water isn't nearly as scummy as some podunk little Tennessee town.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    america you shit hole

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    hoping this is the final nail in the coffin for the "clean" coal movement

    goddamn.

    You know what's really lame, though?

    That anti-coal commercial.

    All just a dude shouting at me for thirty seconds.

    Also, I'm very anti-coal for entirely selfish reasons.
    wait you mean the factory tour one? that is a fucking awesome commerical you gay

    No it's terrible

    If you want to show that there's no such thing as clean coal, have the guy in a totally empty room. And without fucking shouting.

    As is, the audience is confused. "Wait, the factory is nature? Great! Clean coal is awesome!"

    It totally shoots the cause in the foot, and is obnoxious.
    I think you have just explained precisely why teefs would like it

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING




    WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

    THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING



    OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I currently cannot find one of my testicles

    Where the hell did it go
    Found it

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I currently cannot find one of my testicles

    Where the hell did it go
    Found it

    are you sure you didn't just find the first one again

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, if coal dust gives you blacklung, does coal water give you blackkidney? Does it make your poop black? Will you poop coal?

    The future of the Energy Supply is at stake.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i live near newark and i can't tell you how many times we've had horrible floods of coal water throughout the town

    like it happens twice a week at least

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tdot my sack is no longer lopsided so yes

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So, like, is your dad watching you fondle your balls, or are you doing it surreptitiously?

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No I went to the bathroom for that, silly

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well how'd you think you lost a testicle in the first place?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    heard something hit the floor

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was peeing and I looked down and one side was shriveled and the other side was hanging out normally and so I was thinking it was retracted or something

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    heard something hit the floor

    This was the first thing I typed in that previous post instead of just ending it but I decided to skip the obvious joke.

    TDOT, thanks for proving my subconscious correct.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dude you do realize that generally testicles are not symmetrical yeah

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well he does now.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's not what I mean

    I mean this ball was not there at all

    And then all of the sudden I felt it surge back out to the world.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Means you have cancer.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Retracted testicle.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    That's not what I mean

    I mean this ball was not there at all

    And then all of the sudden I felt it surge back out to the world.

    That can happen sometimes, yeah. Your balls do all sorts of crazy things once they drop.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think our young Swordfights has never had his sac tighten up before.

    He should try living in a temperate zone, where it gets below freezing in winter.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Testicular Torsion

    scrotalsafetycommission.com

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    when the fuck does season 4 start anyway

    Not soon enough.

    Patton Oswalt is doing a voice!

    That gives me a nerd boner the likes of which I've never had

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, remember that thread that some people wanted to talk about Jurassic Park in?

    nockFORCE related

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    oh my goddddd

    also i was blown away when i found out one of the dudes from nock force does some of the animation direction on venture bros

    (nock force rules)

    And one of the colorists now works on Dr. McNinja!

    Small fuckin' world

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    For being such a vast place, everyone on the Internet seems to be connected to one another pretty tightly.

    Kind of like the Star Wars universe, I guess?

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