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The perfect murder.
Meiz
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Hey gang. Let's all go crazy for a bit of the ol' Ultra Violence what do you say?
Say you had this dude or dudette. How would you go about waxing the little bugger?
Personally, I'd use a 4x8 and nail 5 nails at the end of it, then curve them a bit. I'd then use a little bit of ammonia to clean any traces off and such on the tips of the nails. I'd then take it for a drag in the forrest to get a good amount of grit on it so it's like it's been running around in the forest for a good long while eh.
Then I would strike
And blame it on the polar bears, because they have all the motive in the world.
I mean, look at this shit:
Say you had this dude or dudette. How would you go about waxing the little bugger?
Personally, I'd use a 4x8 and nail 5 nails at the end of it, then curve them a bit. I'd then use a little bit of ammonia to clean any traces off and such on the tips of the nails. I'd then take it for a drag in the forrest to get a good amount of grit on it so it's like it's been running around in the forest for a good long while eh.
Then I would strike
And blame it on the polar bears, because they have all the motive in the world.
I mean, look at this shit:
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Well for a start forget the premade up strips, they are a rip off. Jars hold much more value.
Also make sure to wash and ex foliate your skin properly beforehand. Hold taught and pull against the grain quickly I cannot stress that enough.
but remember to do it in a plastic tub
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anyone remember catsnacker
well, she got married about three weeks ago
and and and and
remember how she was pretty hot
guess what she's super fat now
I had dibs, dammit. :x
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good lord I remember this story
oh my goodddddddd
Soon motha fucka
is this story also a lie
you can tell us
(Stay trim, Mori)
And by Meth I mean Fermented Mercury
fucking thing I cannot get rid of it
RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR
one of these days I should do a computer reformat
not a single word of that thread was a lie
I did a lot of things I regretted in those days but that thread is one hundred percent Truth
You are better than bacon bits.
FROZEN HAM TO THE HEAD.
EAT HAM.
It has to be blue.
No Muse, it's frozen lamb to the head. They admittedly sound similar, but Mary Maloney used lamb to kill her husband.
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Much more delicious and just as effective!
Honestly, though, just get a person in a place they don't normally go with no witnesses and go to town with a blunt instrument. Most cops are lazy and jaded and not like the crisp young go-getters on CSI at all.
Clean off finger prints, dispose of weapon in ocean. Go home, rest easy.
It's been linked before, but I love this story.
Oh good lord, that's freaking horrifying.
You do it in a back alley, discard the gun, and leave the city never to return again.