I need to figure out some people to use in the side story I'm writing
I should probably figure out who is getting used for what!
If you have a need for the little siege engine that could, I am always available for shamelessly begging and oh god I am one of those people how did this happen.
I don't know if I can fit a little siege engine into the story I'm trying to tell
>Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
>From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
>Koolaid man has joined your party.
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>The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!
>get humped
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FlatEricLeaves from the vine, Falling so slowLike fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered Userregular
edited January 2009
There needs to be a rank hat in the chest, now.
Because the hat just fits in so perfectly.
edit: wow, that wasn't moving a second ago.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited January 2009
some problem with my host, had to use a different one
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2009
> Panic.
> Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
> Bury the evidence.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2009
> Wolverine with some ho-hos
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Tarranon: So, what's a nice name for the town in which this will all take place? Elki: i tried thinking of one, but i'm blank
just remember to put my name on top of the players' list
top! Tarranon: I thought about being random and just calling it the village of france. Elki: Wangville
? Tarranon: too easy Elki: like your mom Tarranon: BAM Tarranon: homoeroticism is probably a given, but we need someway to make it grandiloquent. Tarranon: How about the village of Phalla. Elki: i like it
Tarranon: So, what's a nice name for the town in which this will all take place? Elki: i tried thinking of one, but i'm blank
just remember to put my name on top of the players' list
top! Tarranon: I thought about being random and just calling it the village of france. Elki: Wangville
? Tarranon: too easy Elki: like your mom Tarranon: BAM Tarranon: homoeroticism is probably a given, but we need someway to make it grandiloquent. Tarranon: How about the village of Phalla. Elki: i like it
Thanks man, that clears up alot :^:
Also fletcher keep 'em coming. Quality stuff.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
> Panic.
> Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
> Bury the evidence.
Dwarf? I see no dwarf.
There is a derf and a dwarf in the picture.
That dwarf has ceased to be! He bought the farm! He went up the river! He is not pinin' for the fjords! He is an ex dwarf who went belly up and met his maker!
> Panic.
> Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
> Bury the evidence.
Dwarf? I see no dwarf.
There is a derf and a dwarf in the picture.
That dwarf has ceased to be! He bought the farm! He went up the river! He is not pinin' for the fjords! He is an ex dwarf who went belly up and met his maker!
The dwarf has learned the first rule of how not to be seen
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I got this image of you latching onto a dude's leg and just going to town while he screams about rampaging pillows
no, it won't fit up your ass
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
that is harsh
>get humped
Because the hat just fits in so perfectly.
edit: wow, that wasn't moving a second ago.
> Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
> Bury the evidence.
Dwarf? I see no dwarf.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
but beta-max was actually a superior formAHGUGHALGUAHGUAWHURAHGLAHG
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Never say that around the Derfs.
so they became the standard
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I mean, that's gotta be like the best evolutionary adaptation ever.
It really kinda makes up for the whole "nothing but a giant head with teeny little limbs" thing.
flora, fauna, fire - they even have sex with rocks painted to look like gods face.
I hear the derf can't even get off without using filth of some kind.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"T'whool rooks pain'ed t'loook leek gods thin' is a grave misoonderstan'in. I's actooly a deeply sacrr'd an' trooly spiri'ual experrrience."
"An' whoot woould be the point ot'erwise?"
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
also backgrounds are so hard to draw compared to stick figures
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sorry, no.
No one can think that is funny except me.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Tumblr blargh
The derfs succeeded because they had the support of the porn industry.
Apparently Johnny Appleseed had a had in it, too.
this chatlog is from before the first phalla in D&D (the day after i registered here, in fact)
hey
I'm not that ugly
Also fletcher keep 'em coming. Quality stuff.
There is a derf and a dwarf in the picture.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
The dwarf has learned the first rule of how not to be seen
and what will his name be?