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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i look so sinister

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    i look so sinister

    I got this image of you latching onto a dude's leg and just going to town while he screams about rampaging pillows

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    I need to figure out some people to use in the side story I'm writing

    I should probably figure out who is getting used for what!

    If you have a need for the little siege engine that could, I am always available for shamelessly begging and oh god I am one of those people how did this happen.

    I don't know if I can fit a little siege engine into the story I'm trying to tell

    unless...

    no, it won't fit up your ass

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    i look so sinister

    I got this image of you latching onto a dude's leg and just going to town while he screams about rampaging pillows

    that is harsh

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    FAQ wrote:
    Kiss dwarf skeleton

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    Campion wrote:
    >Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
    >From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
    >Koolaid man has joined your party.

    Steed View
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    >The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!

    >get humped

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There needs to be a rank hat in the chest, now.

    Because the hat just fits in so perfectly.

    edit: wow, that wasn't moving a second ago.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    some problem with my host, had to use a different one

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That is awesome.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    > Panic.
    > Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
    > Bury the evidence.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    > Superman that hoooo

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    > Wolverine with some ho-hos

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    > Panic.
    > Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
    > Bury the evidence.

    Dwarf? I see no dwarf.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dwarves are to Derfs what neanderthal are races of man - the beta-max to the glorious Derfin VHS.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Dwarves are to Derfs what neanderthal are races of man - the beta-max to the glorious Derfin VHS.

    but beta-max was actually a superior formAHGUGHALGUAHGUAWHURAHGLAHG

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Dwarves are to Derfs what neanderthal are races of man - the beta-max to the glorious Derfin VHS.

    but beta-max was actually a superior formAHGUGHALGUAHGUAWHURAHGLAHG

    Never say that around the Derfs.

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the Derf spread their "presence" around more

    so they became the standard

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It helps that they apparently just spank it onto some rocks and new Derfs pop out of the ground.

    I mean, that's gotta be like the best evolutionary adaptation ever.

    It really kinda makes up for the whole "nothing but a giant head with teeny little limbs" thing.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    derfs will and do have sex and children with everything -

    flora, fauna, fire - they even have sex with rocks painted to look like gods face.


    I hear the derf can't even get off without using filth of some kind.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Ay, many a derf hoos foond 'is end tryin'a hurf with a foir!"

    "T'whool rooks pain'ed t'loook leek gods thin' is a grave misoonderstan'in. I's actooly a deeply sacrr'd an' trooly spiri'ual experrrience."

    "An' whoot woould be the point ot'erwise?"

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fletcher wrote:
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    page 3 of 5

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    knob goblin

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hehehehe.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    knob goblin

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i was hoping nobody would get to that before i did 8-)

    also backgrounds are so hard to draw compared to stick figures

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    knob goblin

    sorry, no.

    No one can think that is funny except me.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    KNOB GOBLIIIIN
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    the Derf spread their "presence" around more

    so they became the standard

    The derfs succeeded because they had the support of the porn industry.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote: »
    the Derf spread their "presence" around more

    so they became the standard

    The derfs succeeded because they had the support of the porn industry.

    Apparently Johnny Appleseed had a had in it, too.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    derf lore is so great

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Oh, look at that. I'd heard of Mafia and whatnot. Isn't a giant game of assassin played at each PAX?

    But how did it become known as 'phalla'?

    this chatlog is from before the first phalla in D&D (the day after i registered here, in fact)
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Tarranon: So, what's a nice name for the town in which this will all take place?
    Elki: i tried thinking of one, but i'm blank
    just remember to put my name on top of the players' list
    top!
    Tarranon: I thought about being random and just calling it the village of france.
    Elki: Wangville
    ?
    Tarranon: too easy
    Elki: like your mom
    Tarranon: BAM
    Tarranon: homoeroticism is probably a given, but we need someway to make it grandiloquent.
    Tarranon: How about the village of Phalla.
    Elki: i like it

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote:
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    page 3 of 5

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    hey

    I'm not that ugly

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the ugliest

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Oh, look at that. I'd heard of Mafia and whatnot. Isn't a giant game of assassin played at each PAX?

    But how did it become known as 'phalla'?

    this chatlog is from before the first phalla in D&D (the day after i registered here, in fact)
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Tarranon: So, what's a nice name for the town in which this will all take place?
    Elki: i tried thinking of one, but i'm blank
    just remember to put my name on top of the players' list
    top!
    Tarranon: I thought about being random and just calling it the village of france.
    Elki: Wangville
    ?
    Tarranon: too easy
    Elki: like your mom
    Tarranon: BAM
    Tarranon: homoeroticism is probably a given, but we need someway to make it grandiloquent.
    Tarranon: How about the village of Phalla.
    Elki: i like it
    Thanks man, that clears up alot :^:

    Also fletcher keep 'em coming. Quality stuff.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Lardalish wrote: »
    > Panic.
    > Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
    > Bury the evidence.

    Dwarf? I see no dwarf.

    There is a derf and a dwarf in the picture.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why would you hit a skeleton? That is just disrespectful.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    cuz it would sound awesome

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm so throwing a dragon that can breathe spiders into a D&D campaign.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lardalish wrote: »
    > Panic.
    > Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
    > Bury the evidence.

    Dwarf? I see no dwarf.

    There is a derf and a dwarf in the picture.
    That dwarf has ceased to be! He bought the farm! He went up the river! He is not pinin' for the fjords! He is an ex dwarf who went belly up and met his maker!

    Bedlam on
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    > Panic.
    > Hit the dwarf with the shovel.
    > Bury the evidence.

    Dwarf? I see no dwarf.

    There is a derf and a dwarf in the picture.
    That dwarf has ceased to be! He bought the farm! He went up the river! He is not pinin' for the fjords! He is an ex dwarf who went belly up and met his maker!

    The dwarf has learned the first rule of how not to be seen

    Squall on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    I'm so throwing a dragon that can breathe spiders into a D&D campaign.

    and what will his name be?

    FAQ on
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