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Bedigunz
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No this isn't about my shampoo and conditioner. This is about things you've done to the opposite (or same) sex that is pretty smooth.
For example: I was on the bus the other day and made eye contact with this girl. We made eye contact a few more times and smiled or whatever. The bus was packed and I wasn't close enough to her to talk so I didn't get a chance to talk to her. I just said to myself "fuck it" and put my cell number down on my business card. As I got off, all I said was "call me sometime" and got off the bus.
Later that night she emailed me and we're getting coffee this week.
What do you people do to impress the (wo)men?
For example: I was on the bus the other day and made eye contact with this girl. We made eye contact a few more times and smiled or whatever. The bus was packed and I wasn't close enough to her to talk so I didn't get a chance to talk to her. I just said to myself "fuck it" and put my cell number down on my business card. As I got off, all I said was "call me sometime" and got off the bus.
Later that night she emailed me and we're getting coffee this week.
What do you people do to impress the (wo)men?
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then I never call them
faggot
I guess this was just the one time, though, I should do it some more
Maybe...
Look, I'm not on trial here. I just wanna know, for future reference, how to get my rape on
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Hey I thought it was cute when you scrambled to find a pen and got one off the bartender to give me your number.
I still have the cocktail napkin.
I've got video proof
I still have no idea how they happen though!
Its not rape if you yell "surprise"
Someone had to do the surprise sex joke, it might as well be me.
then they call
then i triangulate their position and stalk them
so i brought him swiss chalet and cheesecake to work
and then he was mine.
I'm like the Hindenburg of flirting with people I find attractive. Usually it's like a few times meeting them and then finally breaking down and explaining how terrible I am at this but would you go out with me sometime. They say yes almost invariably, though, and once I'm over that hump I tend to do pretty well.
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The Brian Urlacher one is so much better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNUCsUUaevk
and beavo, I was asking for your parole officer's number because you obviously ridin' dirtay
oh wait i think i misunderstood the topic
Too bad I'm not gay.
coulda fooled me
There's this bar in chicago that has cougar night.
Women over 35 get in free.
Guys with college IDs also get in for free.
You should come with me and we can pick up fat cougars.
Coran Attack!
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gonna catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
But no, 100% straight. I'm not even a little bit bi-sexual. Severely limits my options, let me tell you.
did you keep her in your basement to skinny her up for your flesh dress? do you like to tuck your dong back and dance around in front of a mirror?
(ps that scene is pretty hot)
i wish i could go back in time and not tell you all that i was a girl
instead i wish i could have told you i was chamillionaire.
man that's the same exact line he used on me
I feel so cheap
i think he stole that line from a spice girls song