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PAX MISinformation (Contents of this thread are false)

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  • ashridahashridah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart wrote: »
    Barack Obama will be giving the keynote address, and admitting to the world that he's addicted to Team Fortress.

    Really? Please speculate on his favorite role...

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  • Atlus ParkerAtlus Parker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ashridah wrote: »
    VThornheart wrote: »
    Barack Obama will be giving the keynote address, and admitting to the world that he's addicted to Team Fortress.

    Really? Please speculate on his favorite role...

    Spy.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Obama's sappin' my sentry

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Everyone knows Obama's a Heavy Weapons Guy. He mowed down the McCain/Palin ticket, right?

    (oohhhh snap)

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    not cool

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    not cool

    no u

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  • AltDeleteAltDelete Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The 2009 PAX will be the last PAX in Seattle, to make way for the 2010 East Coast PAX, followed by the 2011 Trinidad & Tobago PAX.

    There will be no 2012 PAX, for obvious reasons.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BigRed wrote: »
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    not cool

    no u


    touche

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  • CuZZaCuZZa Khoo's Epic Mount Perth, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hear randomguy is going to be stone cold sober the entirety of PAX09 and will be leading us nightly in prayer and meditation in his hotel room. Everyone is invited.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    also the PAX 09 DVD will be recorded, edited, pressed and released before noon on labor day

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  • JaydoJaydo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Penny Arcade does not condone sharing of space to transgendered citizens.

    On a lighter note,

    Bring your children to PAX, they will be eaten alive by a beholder across the street!

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  • emorimikuemorimiku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    also the PAX 09 DVD will be recorded, edited, pressed and released before noon on labor day

    Remember you can only get the DVD after you get your hug from Porkfry

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    <emorimiku> j0z1e ... physically emotionally or mentally?
    <j0z1e> ummmm, all three? at once?
  • proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The PAX '06 DVDs will be released soon

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  • JonnyNeroJonnyNero Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CuZZa wrote: »
    I hear randomguy is going to be stone cold sober the entirety of PAX09 and will be leading us nightly in prayer and meditation in his hotel room. Everyone is invited.

    that lie should have it's own thread...I don't think anyone could look at that as truth. Unless of course the world is coming to an end. Which would suck because randomguy would be the first one I call to party with

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We can just get him drunk off communion wine or something XD

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speaking of Communion Wine, the Pub Crawl has been changed for this year. It's now a "Church Crawl", where you'll be dragged to churches around town for full-length masses (in Latin where possible). Bring kneepads and a rosary.

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  • ashridahashridah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart wrote: »
    Speaking of Communion Wine, the Pub Crawl has been changed for this year. It's now a "Church Crawl", where you'll be dragged to churches around town for full-length masses (in Latin where possible). Bring kneepads and a rosary.

    I'll be sure to wear my Out Campaign shirt, darwin fish, and carry around a copy of the god delusion :P

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah, ashridah, you're so funny!
    Shh, keep it down! You'll be disqualified for sure! Don't you know what happens to people who get disqualified in the Church Crawl? You know they still have all those "enhanced interrogation technique" devices from the Inquisition.

    Oh, and participation in the Church Crawl is mandatory.

    As well as ritual fasting for the duration of PAX.

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  • ashridahashridah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart wrote: »
    You know they still have all those "enhanced interrogation technique" devices from the Inquisition.

    A Comfy chair? :D

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    te he =) Oh, you'll see...

    ... you'll see... ;)=)

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  • BamboozaBambooza Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart talks about seeing but truthfully he is blind since birth and thus no conception of what sight is.

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    The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bambooza is spying on you.

    Right now.

    With a webcam.

    We're all watching it. =)

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  • emorimikuemorimiku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart wrote: »
    Bambooza is spying on you.

    Right now.

    With a webcam.

    We're all watching it. =)

    VT knows this because he is in fact the one that watches the watchmen

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    <emorimiku> j0z1e ... physically emotionally or mentally?
    <j0z1e> ummmm, all three? at once?
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shh, don't tell anyone ;)

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  • AzazelAzazel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cept VT doesnt know who is watching him... dun dun duuuuuuun.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oooh! Who watches the watchers of the watchers? =)

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  • AzazelAzazel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That one guy, you know the creepy one that no one really knows.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dick Cheney, I knew it. Damn.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PAX will be the site of this years Republican national Convention.


    Bill O'Riely and Karl rove will be signing autographs all day.

    Ann Coulter in a bikini will be the official PAX booth babe.

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Actually EVERYONE is required to wear bikinis. Unless you are cosplaying. And then you may ONLY cosplay as Kirby.

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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BrokenAngel wrote: »
    Actually EVERYONE is required to wear bikinis. Unless you are cosplaying. And then you may ONLY cosplay as Kirby.

    Which variations of Kirby are allowed this year again? Is it any, or only regular and swimsuit Kirby?

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All variations. and there will be a live super smash brothers tourney where all the various Kirby cosplayers duke it out in mortal combat.

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  • ashridahashridah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BrokenAngel wrote: »
    All variations. and there will be a live super smash brothers tourney where all the various Kirby cosplayers duke it out in mortal combat.

    ... that's hot </paris>

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  • emorimikuemorimiku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BrokenAngel wrote: »
    All variations. and there will be a live super smash brothers tourney where all the various Kirby cosplayers duke it out in mortal combat.

    will I be allowed to re-use my zoidberg kirby cosplay from last year?

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    <emorimiku> j0z1e ... physically emotionally or mentally?
    <j0z1e> ummmm, all three? at once?
  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    emorimiku wrote: »
    BrokenAngel wrote: »
    All variations. and there will be a live super smash brothers tourney where all the various Kirby cosplayers duke it out in mortal combat.

    will I be allowed to re-use my zoidberg kirby cosplay from last year?

    No, it overlaps with the no shellfish policy.

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  • BlainBlain Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But any and all pork products are actively encouraged.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speaking of which, contrary to rumors, Porkfry is not a person. It is, in fact, a delicious fried product sold only at PAX.

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  • emorimikuemorimiku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart wrote: »
    Speaking of which, contrary to rumors, Porkfry is not a person. It is, in fact, a delicious fried product sold only at PAX.
    On that note and also completely agreeing with rumors however, porkfry is in fact a furry.

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    <emorimiku> j0z1e ... physically emotionally or mentally?
    <j0z1e> ummmm, all three? at once?
  • TherosTheros Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VThornheart wrote: »
    Oooh! Who watches the watchers of the watchers? =)

    Haikon, of course!

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  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    PAX will be the site of this years Republican national Convention.


    Bill O'Riely and Karl rove will be signing autographs all day.

    Ann Coulter in a bikini will be the official PAX booth babe.

    If you're going to misinform, at least be believable. There will not be another RNC (or DNC) until it's time to nominate another president.

    Loser.
    <3:rotate:

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