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Roommate Thread - Fucker Stole My Burger

Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
So my roommate hasn't talked to me in like... 4 months. Whatever. I tried to talk to him yesterday while we were at work. I asked if I could do something on his computer and he said go for it so to avoid awkwardness while I was up there for 5 minutes I said, "How was your break?"

He was all, "..."

Then I go to grab an awesome cheeseburger from QuikTrip (gas station, yes a gas station burger) that I rarely get to have since the closest one is 2 hours away and.... he ate my last one. That classless fuck at my last cheeseburger that I probably don't really need.

What do you think SE+-?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    rape him

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't understand how you can live with someone and not ever speak to them.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe you shouldn't get people to hate you to begin with.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Motherfucker

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You should cut open his stomach and take your cheeseburger back.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Please understand that I'm not shitting on your thread but, rather, making a judgment of you as a human being in your particular circumstances when I suggest that you kill yourself.

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  • Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was REALLY craving that burger too.

    I don't know how he can not talk to me either. He moved his 50'' TV into his room thinking, "Oh. I'll get that fucker." So I just went and bought my own damn TV. So now he's holed himself in his room and his TV while I get the living room and my room to myself basically since he's such a hermit.

    He never buys groceries or anything, but does help himself to my cooking warez. I don't mind because I'm a nice guy, but seriously... my cheeseburger?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    rape him

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What did you do to him?

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  • Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We agreed to go in on cable. We loaded it with "OMGZ MLB PACKAGES" and I fucking hate baseball. He also got the NCAA football thing, which is kinda... poor since we work OU games and never get to watch any of them. And he got like the sports package thing and... whatever. So he added a bunch of stuff I don't use/want and expected me to pay for it. I offered to pay the basic/what we agreed on and then he's all "..." treatment on me. For 4 fucking months.

    I even offered him tickets to the Thunder/Hornets game and all he could say was, "NO BUT I WANT MY $100." I was like, "Fuck that. You don't talk to me in 4 months and can't even ask for it to my face man."

    I owe him money, yes. But not what he's asking for and I'm not going to cave.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is he raped yet?

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Four months without talking to one another?

    That's genuinely saddening.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    rape him

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    with our new and patented

    quikrape kit

    you can ge tthe job done

    in the scientifically shortest time

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Are you guys in a lease together? You should move when you have the chance.

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    rap him

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  • Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kinda sorta. I could request to move and all but I'm on the third floor and don't wanna move my shit down the stairs again.

    My friends are all nice to him and i feel I'm not an ass or anything towards him. He's just living with his pride so I say fuck'm

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I owe him money, yes. But not what he's asking for and I'm not going to cave.

    So...have you just not been paying for cable for 4 months at all? Like, not even your half of the basic cable?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    say "dude what the fuck you ate my food, go buy me another one"

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe this wouldn't happen if you liked sublime you terrible, terrible person.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so I say fuck'm

    yes, this is what we have all been saying as well, i do not see a discrepancy here; why have you not acted?

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  • Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    I owe him money, yes. But not what he's asking for and I'm not going to cave.

    So...have you just not been paying for cable for 4 months at all? Like, not even your half of the basic cable?

    I told him I'm not paying for what he's asking because I know that's not what I owe sans his ULTIMUT SPORTZ PACKUGES and asked for what I do owe. He's still ranting and raving I do owe it. Fuck that.

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  • Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm sorry, but Sublime and Freakazoid just suck.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my girlfriend, prior to living with me, lived with 4 room-mates

    all of them chinese

    all but 1 weird social recluses who only ever left their rooms to go to school or the bathroom

    students!

    the one girl she didn't actually see until a month after she had been living there.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    God you suck.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I mostly wasn't being serious about that last post.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    pro-tip: if you can help it, never ever live with a Chinese roommate

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  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    I owe him money, yes. But not what he's asking for and I'm not going to cave.

    So...have you just not been paying for cable for 4 months at all? Like, not even your half of the basic cable?

    I told him I'm not paying for what he's asking because I know that's not what I owe sans his ULTIMUT SPORTZ PACKUGES and asked for what I do owe. He's still ranting and raving I do owe it. Fuck that.

    So you owe him ~100 dollars and he owes you a cheeseburger? Maybe you should just call it a wash on this one.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    big l wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    I owe him money, yes. But not what he's asking for and I'm not going to cave.

    So...have you just not been paying for cable for 4 months at all? Like, not even your half of the basic cable?

    I told him I'm not paying for what he's asking because I know that's not what I owe sans his ULTIMUT SPORTZ PACKUGES and asked for what I do owe. He's still ranting and raving I do owe it. Fuck that.

    So you owe him ~100 dollars and he owes you a cheeseburger? Maybe you should just call it a wash on this one.

    if you agree to a basic package and the dickhole orders super sports extras without asking if you want to go half on it, you don't owe him anything other than half of the original package.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I know a guy who ran a flat with about 6 Asian students.

    They were quiet and always paid their share on time.

    Because they could get kicked out of the country if they didn't.

    He eventually moved out and put another Asian student in his old room, and was able to rent a newer, nicer place on the profits he was making. He wasn't even the landlord, just the guy on the tenancy agreement.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    pro-tip: if you can help it, never ever live with a Chinese roommate

    there was one girl in her apartment who was nice, friendly, and well-adjusted

    the rest of them were weird academic recluses who never cleaned up their mess in the kitchen.

    one of them left a little passive aggressive note on her door "your boyfriend doesn't pay rent here"

    bitching about how often i stayed over

    she didn't know which one of em it was, but if she found out they were gonna have it

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your burger was delicious

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    pro-tip: if you can help it, never ever live with a Chinese roommate

    there was one girl in her apartment who was nice, friendly, and well-adjusted

    the rest of them were weird academic recluses who never cleaned up their mess in the kitchen.

    one of them left a little passive aggressive note on her door "your boyfriend doesn't pay rent here"

    bitching about how often i stayed over

    she didn't know which one of em it was, but if she found out they were gonna have it

    believe me when I say this:

    non-Shanghainese Chinese femmes are some of the most passive aggressive little snots I know

    it is why I do not get on well with many of them

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    pro-tip: if you can help it, never ever live with a Chinese roommate

    there was one girl in her apartment who was nice, friendly, and well-adjusted

    the rest of them were weird academic recluses who never cleaned up their mess in the kitchen.

    one of them left a little passive aggressive note on her door "your boyfriend doesn't pay rent here"

    bitching about how often i stayed over

    she didn't know which one of em it was, but if she found out they were gonna have it

    believe me when I say this:

    non-Shanghainese Chinese femmes are some of the most passive aggressive little snots I know

    it is why I do not get on well with many of them

    examples prz

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    one of my former room-mate stole my microwave

    i didn't notice when he did it, because it was in storage in the garage

    but when i went to move out in september, it was gone

    so i asked the people i lived with, and one dude was like "oh, man, i remember john giving his girlfriend a microwave, but he said it was his"

    like fuck it was

    john's a deadbeat who barely had a personal possession when he moved in, he didn't have an extra microwave kicking around

    so i asked him about it, and motherfucker lied to my face and said "no, dude, the microwave i gave alicia was my microwave from before i moved in, seriously"

    i just told him he was fortunate i ain't the sort of man to get violent over a god damn microwave, and i dropped it

    but mike, the guy who owned the place, threw him out two months later and the theft of my microwave was part of the reason.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm sorry, but Sublime and Freakazoid just suck.

    you deserve the worst things to happen to you

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    pro-tip: if you can help it, never ever live with a Chinese roommate

    there was one girl in her apartment who was nice, friendly, and well-adjusted

    the rest of them were weird academic recluses who never cleaned up their mess in the kitchen.

    one of them left a little passive aggressive note on her door "your boyfriend doesn't pay rent here"

    bitching about how often i stayed over

    she didn't know which one of em it was, but if she found out they were gonna have it

    believe me when I say this:

    non-Shanghainese Chinese femmes are some of the most passive aggressive little snots I know

    it is why I do not get on well with many of them

    examples prz
    look by and large, Chinese people are anti-confrontation

    it's always "mind your own business, don't poke your nose where it doesn't belong, don't rock the boat, etc"

    (it is why Americans and white folk are referred to as having "big noses"... not just because it is physically true, but also because by Chinese opinion these people cannot mind their own business)

    so when they get fed up to the point where something has to be said, they'll do it in an incredibly passive aggressive way... using modern-day examples, they will leave a note on your door, they will pointedly ignore your calls with no explanation why, they will pout and frown at you if you're in the vicinity and if you ask what's up they will just pout and frown some more, they will "aggressively" delete you from your Facebook and find ways to make sure you know about it, they will talk all kinds of dirt behind your back, they will suddenly label everything in the fridge, they will remove certain previously shared items from plain sight, etc

    I know it sounds like basic female cattiness, but a Chinese girl is less likely to come out and speak her mind than a Western one is

    they are also incredibly, incredibly dramatic in all affairs that involve boys

    for instance one of my friends and I met up in Hong Kong and we were hanging out, and his girlfriend threw an almighty tantrum when she was told he couldn't meet her for dinner when she called up that evening and then asked where we would be

    guess who shows up while we are having dinner

    she stares me down and acts all possessive saying she just stopped by to give him something he wanted to borrow and makes a point of making out with her boyfriend while I'm sitting there looking awkward

    I mean I've known this dude all my life

    and this is just one story of many

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so THAT's why bogey doesn't PM me back!
    :(

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    neville wrote: »
    so THAT's why bogey doesn't PM me back!
    :(

    dun dun DUNNNN!

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Apart from my fiancee, all the girls I've ever had long-term interaction with have been dicks.

    Hasn't been a pleasant experience

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