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Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
MY PENIS AND EVERYONE ELSE'S

This documentary challenges society's stereotypes of masculinity, as well as getting to the heart of why men are so fixated with their members. Emotional, revelatory, and intensely engaging, it takes on one of society's last taboos, and culminates in one of the most daring exhibitions ever seen in the UK, as Lawrence puts together the world's largest collection of penis portraiture ever seen. (From the UK, in English) (Documentary)

Australians, this is on SBS at the moment and it's fucking terrifying stuff. I've just been watching a doctor discussing backyard self-improvement surgery. The topping on the cake is this guy who cut an incision into his penis and pumped it full of grease to make it larger.

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Also now a guy is discussing his crippling inadequacy issues stemming from overhearing girls bathroom conversation. Fun times.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gross.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    D:


    D:

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Girls don't talk about their boyfriend's endowment in bathrooms. Dont be silly.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love your new sig, SO

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    Tumblr blargh
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He pumped his dick full of grease.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Argh, this lady is adamant that 5 inches is a tiny penis.

    Let's see you take it in the ass.

    Fuuuuck, her boyfriend turned out to have 7 inches. In length and circumference. >:(

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He pumped his dick full of grease.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    really though

    grease? how does that come anywhere near approaching the feel of penis

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    synth has the best sig.

    Rock on you shinning diamond in the sky.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh my god this turns out better and better. The british narrator is berating the fuck out of the boyfriend while he's going on about 'wanting to fill up girls with my shit and give them pleasure and smashing them in the ass'. This is wonderful television.

    edit: Pig on a skateboard is awesome.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahahaha fantastic a dick full of grease

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Argh, this lady is adamant that 5 inches is a tiny penis.

    Let's see you take it in the ass.

    Fuuuuck, her boyfriend turned out to have 7 inches. In length and circumference. >:(

    The golden ratio.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Okay I HAVE to stay up for this show now (I'm two hours behind synth).

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Argh, this lady is adamant that 5 inches is a tiny penis.

    Let's see you take it in the ass.

    Fuuuuck, her boyfriend turned out to have 7 inches. In length and circumference. >:(

    Five inches really isn't much to write home about, dude

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh my god. Anyone who can tune in, do it! This show is magical, the surgeon turns out to be the guy's best friend. Ahahahahahaha!

    And now he's interviewing the nurses who're looking at the penis. Fantastic.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    it's on youtube butler

    e: not youtube but just google the name

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OH MY GOD THEY ARE SLICING STRIPS OUT OF HIS ASS AND GRAFTING THEM INTO HIS PENIS.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Girls don't talk about their boyfriend's endowment in bathrooms. Dont be silly.

    that's what they told you

    but they talked about you in there

    all the time

    every time

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    OH MY GOD THEY ARE SLICING STRIPS OUT OF HIS ASS AND GRAFTING THEM INTO HIS PENIS.
    what the christ

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    SO YOU FUCK

    FUCK YOU

    SO I TURNED ON SBS LIKE YOU SAID

    AND THERE IT WAS

    THEY WERE CUTTING OPEN A GUY'S DICK IN TH OPERATING THEATRE

    LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY OPEN AND THEY WERE POKING AROUND INSIDE IT

    IT WAS THE FUCKING PAIN OLYMPICS

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Girls don't talk about their boyfriend's endowment in bathrooms. Dont be silly.

    that's what they told you

    but they talked about you in there

    all the time

    every time

    NOOOOOOOOOO


    That said, I've never had any complaints, if you know what I mean. :winky:


    Though building that customer feedback box didn't go down so well.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GAH

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    it's on youtube butler

    e: not youtube but just google the name

    I was going to say I'd rather wait and see it in a reasonable definition on a proper screen

    then I remembered that I'm going to be looking at dicks full of grease.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cocks

    dicks

    no laughter though

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Girls don't talk about their boyfriend's endowment in bathrooms. Dont be silly.

    that's what they told you

    but they talked about you in there

    all the time

    every time

    NOOOOOOOOOO


    That said, I've never had any complaints, if you know what I mean. :winky:


    Though building that customer feedback box didn't go down so well.

    they only complained about it in the bathroom

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh lord now they're talking to a guy with a one inch penis.

    Also I'm sorry for your lots Tweaked. :(

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Girls don't talk about their boyfriend's endowment in bathrooms. Dont be silly.

    that's what they told you

    but they talked about you in there

    all the time

    every time

    NOOOOOOOOOO


    That said, I've never had any complaints, if you know what I mean. :winky:


    Though building that customer feedback box didn't go down so well.

    a++ would ride again

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    AAARRRGH. I just got images of a dong, peeled back like a banana in my head. Thank God I'm not in your freaky country that show these things on public television.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Oh lord now they're talking to a guy with a one inch penis.

    man what

    how is that even

    wha

    I

    no words

    just, no words

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A 1" dick? Okay, well, maybe that guy should kill himself...

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Oh lord now they're talking to a guy with a one inch penis.

    man what

    how is that even

    wha

    I

    no words

    just, no words

    I would never laugh at a guy with a one inch dick. Man, he has my pity.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is it Chyna

    did we all see that movie when we were 15

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Oh lord now they're talking to a guy with a one inch penis.

    man what

    how is that even

    wha

    I

    no words

    just, no words

    I would never laugh at a guy with a one inch dick. Man, he has my pity.

    did something go wrong when his mom was pregnant

    is it just terrible, terrible, genetics

    does he have penis cancer

    there must be a reason for this

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe she just has a big vagina.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's actually a pretty interesting show, once I got past that operation scene.

    Ahahaha he makes a plaster cast of his tiny penis and takes it to a museum in London and talks about how in Ancient Greek it would be the ideal penis.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, I did go home with a guy once and he, uh, turned out to be only two inches.

    Picking a top that night was pretty easy. >_>

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Oh lord now they're talking to a guy with a one inch penis.

    man what

    how is that even

    wha

    I

    no words

    just, no words

    I would never laugh at a guy with a one inch dick. Man, he has my pity.

    He had surgery to get it to 4"

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah there's gotta be some kind of stunted growth problem or something involved to have a wang that small.

    hehehe growth

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes it's called micropenis you guys. :|

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ahahaha holy fuck the Wikipedia page on 'micropenis' is saddening.

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