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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    He pumped his dick full of grease.

    That...is a man's head.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh my God.

    This guy with the seven inch dick complaining about his dick.

    What the fuck.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MY DICK IS TOO BIG YOU GUYS
    ALL MY UNDERWEAR IS RUINED EVERY TIME A HOT GIRL WALKS BY

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh my God.

    This guy with the seven inch dick complaining about his dick.

    What the fuck.

    That it's too big or too small?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    wow there sure are a bunch of fora whose sole purpose is to talk about dicks

    they shame us in that regard

    (heh seamus)

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A friend of mine claims he has a pretty sizable package. He hasn't gone into specific details, but apparently he dated an asian girl and he literally could not fit into her.

    In retrospect, it's kind of a questionable story.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's a bellybutton

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ha.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2009
    This sounds amazing

    bongi on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd have to say that that was a pretty fun thing to watch.

    Very interesting.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm at the part about the american talking about his 7" dick and how he should be able to smash into girls and so on, I'm looking at the documentary guy, and all see on his face is "my god, this man is an utter douchebag".
    "Smash! Smash smash!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah the guy was clearly horrified after encountering the dude in person and listening to him rant about how he wanted to cram girls with his dick like a jackhammer.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ok so let me just ask

    what IS it that makes men think bigger is better, when arguably every woman who is honest about her sexual experience will tell you that it is not the case?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I'm at the part about the american talking about his 7" dick and how he should be able to smash into girls and so on, I'm looking at the documentary guy, and all see on his face is "my god, this man is an utter douchebag".
    "Smash! Smash smash!

    this is the sort of dude I would totally tempt into bed and tie him up all kinky like and then whip out a bat and sodomize him with it and then smash him in the nuts with it

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    ok so let me just ask

    what IS it that makes men think bigger is better, when arguably every woman who is honest about her sexual experience will tell you that it is not the case?

    because women are lying to themselves and secretly deep down all want to piledrived by a conoidal object the size of a sequoia.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I trimmed my pubes the other day

    It looks good

    I like it

    I'd fuck me

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    ok so let me just ask

    what IS it that makes men think bigger is better, when arguably every woman who is honest about her sexual experience will tell you that it is not the case?

    because women are lying to themselves and secretly deep down all want to piledrived by a conoidal object the size of a sequoia.

    often I wonder if it has anything to do with the ability to please a woman at all, and everything to do with "mine's bigger than yours and that makes me better because mine's bigger than yours"

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That makes one.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I trimmed my pubes the other day

    It looks good

    I like it

    I'd fuck me

    you're the only one who would

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    M-m-m-m-m-multiburn

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    full of grease

    good lord

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I trimmed my pubes the other day

    It looks good

    I like it

    I'd fuck me

    you're the only one who would

    Youch.

    But really when people say that if you trim it makes your dick look bigger, they're absolutely right

    I'd shave but I'm not putting anything sharp that close to my dingaling

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  • Fantastication2Fantastication2 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goddamnit, I went and found my login details just so I could burn Wiggin, and got so beat'd.

    You ruined a lurkers fun Viv+SO, be ashamed.

    e: my god, the fad that was happening when I made my sig is so dead, I'm not in right now guys

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    the best sex show host i think is the brit from sin cities

    he's like if harry potter grew up six and a half feet tall with some sexual hangups

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It talks all about that in the documentary, Viv, but here's what it is from my personal experience.

    Men think they need a big dick because most men get their first look at sex not first-hand but rather through porn, which tends to have well endowed men, which they end up thinking is the average, or what they end up comparing themselves to.

    Also, the only guys who talk about their dicks are those that are certain they are above average. I have no problem with admitting that my penis is average but that might be because its also unbent and largely symmetrical so maybe that's why I feel that confidence in it, or maybe its just because I want to be contrarian and say "oh yes well my dick is normal, mongo" when a guy talks about being "nine inches"

    I mean, not to talk about my dick too much or anything but fuck it, this is the thread for it, right? The world we live in can show boobs without nipples in public and on regular TV, and late night maybe we can see nipples and bush but never a definite shot at a vagina or a penis. Contrast that with hardcore porn becoming increasingly mainstream where it seems like 50% of the scenes end with the dude pulling out and putting it into the woman's ass.

    For the record? Never had a woman climb off my dick and beg me to put it in her ass mid coitus.

    So in this taboo world we've adopted all these wild speculations on normalcy.

    Alternatively: Women are whores and men are meat-heads

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    The best part is I know one of my friends lurks this

    So now he gets to learn all about my trimmed crotch

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man that's way more than I ever wanted to know about your penis, Volyu

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    talkin about small socks in here huh. who wants to see something hilarious/absolutely disgusting

    Belruel on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i want to know the guy's thought process as he went from the planning stages to actually pumping his dick full of grease

    because something tells me he watches too many bugs bunny cartoons

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    talkin about small socks in here huh. who wants to see something hilarious/absolutely disgusting

    me, bel!
    me, i do!

    damn you forum for making me wait 15 seconds before my next post :(

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man that's way more than I ever wanted to know about your penis, Volyu

    Wiggin was talking about trimming pubes I had to prove I was cooler than he is.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is it the micropenis page Bel?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also knowing that this stuff shows up on SBS TV only makes me want to move to Australia that much more

    Vixx on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    talkin about small socks in here huh. who wants to see something hilarious/absolutely disgusting

    me, bel!
    me, i do!

    damn you forum for making me wait 15 seconds before my next post :(

    i warn you, it is grosss

    Belruel on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    talkin about small socks in here huh. who wants to see something hilarious/absolutely disgusting

    every time I see this question posted in SE++ I find myself drowning in trepidation

    I will resist you this time, Madame Bee

    this time

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    talkin about small socks in here huh. who wants to see something hilarious/absolutely disgusting

    me, bel!
    me, i do!

    damn you forum for making me wait 15 seconds before my next post :(

    i warn you, it is grosss

    it's okay, i'm big and tough

    beavotron on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Never compare your dick to porn

    Just look at it and think "Goddamn. My dick is big."

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'll send it to you too synth haha

    Belruel on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fire a PM my way, Bel.

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