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Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop

#pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
"Hey, in Hollywood it's all about who you know

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and I know Crackle."

THIS IS NOT A THREAD ABOUT MITCH HEDBURG, THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT CEREAL

I love cereal, don't you? It's a weird idea for a meal I think. Get some dry grains and shit, maybe a bunch of sugar if that's your thing, then cover it in cold milk. We're all used to it, but step back and think about how weird that is for a second.

PRETTY WEIRD

I'm from australia you know and sometimes I lament our poor range of cereals. Compared to an american grocery store, the cereal isle in our grocery stores is like a desolate wasteland. We've got about 5 kinds, and then different branded knock offs of those five kinds.

and sometimes, we've got the exact same cereal, only it's called something slightly different for some reason -
like rice bubbles
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coco pops
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or cheerios
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I'M EATING CRUNCHY NUT CORN FLAKES HOW ABOUT YOU?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YOUUUU

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    Antimatter on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kiss me kovak

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hot dogs are Cheerios?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    But it doesn't taste like apples

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    those aren't cheerios!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    kiss me kovak

    YOUUUU

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He's fucking with us.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sars

    sars did you see my thread

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i bought some honey bunches of oats but now i'm out of milk

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dry cereal is the best cereal.

    Also lucky charms make my poop green.

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    French Toast Cereal.

    Yesss.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    We had this discussion earlier today.

    Koshian and I chose the vastly superior to everything:

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    sars

    sars did you see my thread
    I did! 8-)

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    He's fucking with us.

    In Australia, people call cocktail wieners cheerios. I don't know why!

    They only just started selling Cheerios cereal about 6 months ago.

    lots of people were confused!

    #pipe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bogey knows what's up

    and i guess koshian too, by proxy

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sars

    sars did you see my thread
    I did! 8-)

    oh bogey

    bogey will you hang out with me when i go to LA next time

    I hear you are somewhere near there

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    sars

    sars did you see my thread
    oh my god i just saw it

    oh my god


    bogey you are horrible

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    He's fucking with us.

    In Australia, people call cocktail wieners cheerios. I don't know why!

    They only just started selling Cheerios cereal about 6 months ago.

    lots of people were confused!

    ahahaha

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dude

    sars

    i watched all of it

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    get some cheerios then put some honey on those bad boys and pour in some milk and mmm mm

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  • DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did somebody say cereal?

    Breakfast of the gods.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    is there anyone who has more threads locked after less than a page than kovak does

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sometimes i think i like regular captain crunch better than crunch berries

    but then i taste them and it's like what was i thinking

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    is there anyone who has more threads locked after less than a page than kovak does

    my threads are just the best

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also what the fuck kelloggs

    bring back marshmallow-blasted froot loops!

    simo on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    captain crunch fucks my mouth straight up

    can't eat that shit unless I wanna have the roof of my mouth be bleedin' both during and after the meal

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    simo wrote: »
    sometimes i think i like regular captain crunch better than crunch berries

    but then i taste them and it's like what was i thinking

    I only ate Oops! All Berries when they were around.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    He's fucking with us.

    In Australia, people call cocktail wieners cheerios. I don't know why!

    They only just started selling Cheerios cereal about 6 months ago.

    lots of people were confused!
    This is worse than getting Rock Band a full 2 years after everyone else.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    He's fucking with us.

    In Australia, people call cocktail wieners cheerios. I don't know why!

    They only just started selling Cheerios cereal about 6 months ago.

    lots of people were confused!

    Pipe you are making shit up.

    Cocktail weiners are called Savs.

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    captain crunch fucks my mouth straight up

    can't eat that shit unless I wanna have the roof of my mouth be bleedin' both during and after the meal

    just gotta stick with it until you develop palate callouses

    simo on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
    NO MOTHERFUCKER, I'M BLIND

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    is there anyone who has more threads locked after less than a page than kovak does
    My name is shibby, I believe we've met before.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    is there anyone who has more threads locked after less than a page than kovak does
    My name is shibby, I believe we've met before.

    we actually haven't

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    He's fucking with us.

    In Australia, people call cocktail wieners cheerios. I don't know why!

    They only just started selling Cheerios cereal about 6 months ago.

    lots of people were confused!

    Pipe you are making shit up.

    Cocktail weiners are called Savs.

    Sorry, but you are the one who is wrong
    wiki wrote:
    The saveloy is available in Australia, usually battered and known as a "battered sav"... A "Cheerio"[2] is a smaller version about the size of a pudgy thumb, not battered. It is sometimes called a cocktail sausage.

    #pipe on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    is there anyone who has more threads locked after less than a page than kovak does
    My name is shibby, I believe we've met before.

    we actually haven't
    we've met forum-wise

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pipe, how are you allowed to have such a ginormous sig?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh man I just finished off a box of Trader Joe's knock-off frosted mini-wheats.

    Except they were frosted with maple syrup and brown sugar so they are like a trillion times more awesome.

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