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[Mini-Phalla] Nightmare in Corwell-VILLAGE WINS

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Claiming to be a neutral?
    That's a voting.

    !abotkin

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Can we get 1 or 2 people to vote Kime, just so he has a few votes lead into 2nd place?

    We need a clear second place.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I can do that, !Kime.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Claiming to be a neutral?
    That's a voting.

    !abotkin

    I give up. Seriously.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Claiming to be a neutral?
    That's a voting.

    !abotkin

    I give up. Seriously.

    Winners never quit and quiters never win.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait what? I ask a valid question, and now I'm in second place?

    grrrr.

    All well and good that you can point at people not in your network Spectre, but honestly your network is unimpressive so far (and doubtlessly small, so you can probably point to anyone (and I don't like being that person for a bad reason)). And we don't know if your "network" is even on our team yet. And I need to survive. So I hope you can understand that, while I'm not opposed to you or anything, I'm not exactly going to sacrifice my life anytime soon for you or your voice without a good reason. Andrew Ryan as an attempt to not have myself in second place.

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well then

    !retract abotkin
    !kime


    to once again break the tie.

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !kime since tehspectre asked for it!

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Kime

    I just started cooking class, whee!

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Can someone fill my in why we all hate Kime again?

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    50 minutes to vote close
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    Scrivenerjones is the only one who hasn't voted

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    scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oops sorry I was in class!

    !kime

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well now kime is approaching our first place vote.. thats not good.

    !retract kime
    !Abotkin


    No shenanigans!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, it's what warban said about the mayor's connections to the Red cloaks that suggest Abotkin's evil, or at least potential for evil.

    Warban: Mayor can hurt village
    Jackisreal: Knows who the mayor is

    Put these two together, and you have an Abotkin vote.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Honestly, it's what warban said about the mayor's connections to the Red cloaks that suggest Abotkin's evil, or at least potential for evil.

    Warban: Mayor can hurt village
    Jackisreal: Knows who the mayor is

    Put these two together, and you have an Abotkin vote.

    Or else we're delivering the game right into your hands!

    Jackisreal

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Awesome, the first time someone questions Jackisreal is 13 minutes before vote close. :P Ah well, it was fun but frustratingly brief.

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vote is closing now

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Honestly, it's what warban said about the mayor's connections to the Red cloaks that suggest Abotkin's evil, or at least potential for evil.

    Warban: Mayor can hurt village
    Jackisreal: Knows who the mayor is

    Put these two together, and you have an Abotkin vote.

    Or else we're delivering the game right into your hands!

    Jackisreal

    Say what?

    Seeing as how you voted for me yesterday, before all this, I'm guessing you just have to kill me to win. Whatever.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vote's over, it's epic reveal time!
    Oh, that's right, I already told you everything there was. It's going to show now that I was village aligned. Good job everyone!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    Vote's over, it's epic reveal time!
    Oh, that's right, I already told you everything there was. It's going to show now that I was village aligned. Good job everyone!

    Doesn't mean you weren't a threat to the village. "Can" win with the village doesn't equal village aligned--you could have sided with the red cloaks and screwed us.

    edit: man, I'm so getting grudge'd in the next Phalla :P

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    warban wrote: »
    Can someone fill my in why we all hate Kime again?

    I'm not part of TehSpectre's network! And I dared to question him!!! Horror upon horrors!

    Anyways, the university is pretty much shut down because of ice and such for tomorrow. So someone comes up with the brilliant decision to drive to Canada. It's his dream or something, don't ask me, I don't understand. Somehow several of us "agreed," so now it looks like I'll be spending the better part of the next 36 hours in a car for the chance to see the wonders of Canada (again, don't ask me. . .).

    Thus, I won't be able to vote or talk or anything tomorrow doubtlessly. So sorry Ohtsam, this has literally been planned in the last 10 minutes and we are leaving in 20, hope you forgive me! Or I'll be dead tonight, which is a definite possibility, then don't have to worry about it!

    If I don't die tonight, be nice and don't kill me tomorrow please!

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    Vote's over, it's epic reveal time!
    Oh, that's right, I already told you everything there was. It's going to show now that I was village aligned. Good job everyone!

    Doesn't mean you weren't a threat to the village. "Can" win with the village doesn't equal village aligned--you could have sided with the red cloaks and screwed us.

    edit: man, I'm so getting grudge'd in the next Phalla :P

    This whole thing got pulled out of Warban's ass. I could have only won with the village.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Haha nevermind. He realized that perhaps the university being closed with ice meant that there might, in fact, be a dangerous amount of ice out. So the rest of us are secretly relieved that we won't die to scary icy roads or scarier Canadians.

    And I'll be here tomorrow! Yey!

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DAY 3
    THE MAYOR IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE RED CLOAKS


    October 15th 2009
    Spending the night in the playground across the street from the mayors house.
    From my vantage point in the jungle gym I saw a man in a large black trench coat who looked like he was armed to the teeth. I’m guessing this guys I the mercenary trying to take advantage of this situation.
    Trying to get a close look I hid in the bushes next to the window.
    I could see the mayor looking extremely worried and counting up the nights vote
    He must have recounted them 6 or 7 times before throwing them into his fireplace and weeping at his desk.
    About a minute later the guy in the trenchcoat walked in.
    Abotkin?” he asked
    “Um yes what do you want? Wait, are you the mercenary I hired? Are you here to talk about my contract?”
    “Not your contract”
    He shot one bullet and walked away.
    You know I never really like the mayor all that much and it had seemed like he’d gone kind’ve insane during all this and he was rather corrupt… but the guys wife and kids were among the first ones to go. Even if he was a bastard he deserved better than this.
    Whats even worse is the towns resident hobo jackisreal was watching from afar clapping his hands.
    He walked into the house and started talking to the corpse.
    “Howdy mayor, hehe, long time no see. Just thought I’d stop by for the first time in twenty years. Yes its been a long time since you ruined me by getting me charged with corruption after trying to bribe you but now you’ve got your comeuppance and here is one last gift from me.”
    A red cultist hidden in the house came up behind jackisreal and slit his throat as he urinated on the corpse of our former mayor.
    He swiftly left and I slowly followed.
    He then headed into a open garage with tehspectre and a cop sitting calmly. As soon as he walked in the cop roared to he feet screaming “I’VE GOT YOU NOW BASTARD” The cultist swiftly threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared without a trace.
    After an hour or so the rest of the townspeople got curious of what was taking the mayor so long.
    The one person who went in only stayed long enough to grab the votes and left the house as fast as he could.
    “We *retch* seem to be missing some of them but we’ll use them anyway. And our winner tonight is…
    Kime.”
    “WHAT no no I’m not one of them I’m just a photographer, you have to believe me.”
    “Oh sure like we should believe the one who thought it was a good idea to make celebrity photos on his computer for cash, KILL THE BASTARD”
    After it was all finished and the sheep looted his body I saw the mayors only competition in the upcoming election walk away with photos from Kime’s jacket.
    Stupid Pervert.

    Addendum: As I was searching for a new hiding place I watched one of the townspeople attempt to hurt shinkyo00 with a crowbar before missing and breaking it on the pavement. What the hell is wrong with these people.


    Results
    abotkin - Mayor- killed by Mercenary
    jackisreal - Hobo - Killed by red cultist
    kime - Paparazzi - Killed by village



    Tehspectre - Guarded from Red Cultists
    shinkyo00 - avoided death by crowbar


    God that was a bitch to write
    Pms coming out over the next hour or so

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    Vote's over, it's epic reveal time!
    Oh, that's right, I already told you everything there was. It's going to show now that I was village aligned. Good job everyone!

    Doesn't mean you weren't a threat to the village. "Can" win with the village doesn't equal village aligned--you could have sided with the red cloaks and screwed us.

    edit: man, I'm so getting grudge'd in the next Phalla :P

    This whole thing got pulled out of Warban's ass. I could have only won with the village.

    Why would he lie about that, not even knowing who the mayor was?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OOOoooOOOO

    *sigh*, I did die to the vote. Stupid merc, stupid TehSpectre, stupid people who voted for me.

    OOOoooOOO

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OooOoooOOoo

    Ah, Snap! Well, it was fun while it lasted.

    OooOOooOOoo

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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Good lord, did we just lose three specials in a single day?

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ohtsam wrote: »

    The one person who went in only stayed long enough to grab the votes and left the house as fast as he could.
    “We *retch* seem to be missing some of them but we’ll use them anyway. And our winner tonight is…
    Kime.”
    “WHAT no no I’m not one of them I’m just a photographer, you have to believe me.”
    “Oh sure like we should believe the one who thought it was a good idea to make celebrity photos on his computer for cash, KILL THE BASTARD”
    After it was all finished and the sheep looted his body I saw the mayors only competition in the upcoming election walk away with photos from Kime’s jacket.

    Thank you Kime, come again.

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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't think they're specials. Yellow seems like a neutral color to me. Or maybe it means nothing.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We are all chain linked, We are a group of villagers who are out for each others blood.

    I had to kill kime. Abotkin had to kill me. jackisreal had to kill abotkin. Would not be surprised if kime had to kill jackisreal.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    warban wrote: »
    We are all chain linked, We are a group of villagers who are out for each others blood.

    I had to kill kime. Abotkin had to kill me. jackisreal had to kill abotkin. Would not be surprised if kime had to kill jackisreal.

    OoooOoOoOooOOOooooOoOOoOoOOoOOoooOOOooOoOO

    Told you so, but would anyone listen to me?

    NooooOOOoOoOoOoooOOOoooooOoooOooooooooOOOOo

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    At this point I'm going to ask any villages without any power to contact me. My objective is complete. If I can help network the rest of our specials for taking out the rest of the cultist i will.

    It's very unlikely ill live to the end. Lets see if we can make this day count village. This is the "Change" you have been looking for.

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Whew not nearly as many pms to send out tonight you all suck at scavenging

    Also thank you all again for being active

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    scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well that all seemed to go pretty well.

    !the lord of hats

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, that sucked. Face it- we shot ourselves in the foot on that one. As for who to vote for...well... I'm going to go along and vote for !The Lord of Hats for now, as I'm tired and am heading out. Night.

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I commend the hobo for his role RP though.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm going to go ahead and tell people not to contact Warban.

    Regardless of everything that happened, he has not been seered. Also, I have a friend who is a cop.

    :D

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hmm, so TehSpectre and Shinkyo00 show up as green in the narration. I suppose that's not meant to indicate faction, necessarily?

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I'm going to go ahead and tell people not to contact Warban.

    Regardless of everything that happened, he has not been seered. Also, I have a friend who is a cop.

    :D

    I'm still going to put the request out there for plain villages even if specials want to trust Tehpectre instead.
    But ill say it again I am a villager my whole objective was to kill kime and survive abotkins desire to kill me.

    If anything I am simply a normal villager now.

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