FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
What the bloodstone village needs are more gods and dinosaurs
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
heh, the dinos are a random event. If I find them, I'll try and tame 'em.
Now, the Gods, that is something we can do. What say thee: Should we sacrifice (a baby) to Orlanth? or Eurmal the Trickster? Note that when sacrificing to Eurmal you cannot obtain standard "blessings". Instead you can ask for good fortune to yourself or for curses on another tribe. But Eurmal's nature is fickle. He may decide to curse us, or bless our enemies. Orlanth, on the other hand, is noble, and will always honor our sacrifices with good blessings.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
I, for one, am diggin' on sacrificing a baby to Orlanth
Once this is all over, we should get a place together
I miss your laugh
Your scent...
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edited January 2009
A new year has come around, and once again it is time to assign the clan's magic. The last setup worked pretty well for us, so we'll stick with that. Note what our God Walkers are saying in the left corner of the screen: A sacrifice to Emalda laster this year would not be unwise.
It seems our Ancestors were not pleased with us last year. Come next year owe will not have as much magic to dispense.
The people of the Bloodstone clan have spoken: they desire a sacrifice to Orlanth. We have done right so, bring forth 25 of our cows and 20 pieces of pottery before his shrine. The Storm Father was most pleased, and gave us the blessing of Lightning. In the future, we may pray for it so more wounds will be inflicted upon our enemies in battle.
The first event came early this year. A troublesome child may have invoked the deities' wrath!
I think you forgot to post the rest of the story there.
right you are. fixed.
and TWO is the final answer! gonna continue playing now.
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
why that son of a bitch
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aww poop-sticks. Well, at least we didn't just let this insult against our honor slip unnoticed. We make up for the thanes we lost in the battle, and make sure the dire prophecy our God Walkers made regarding Ernalda would not come to pass.
A mysterious... thing has come to our tula.
We allowed it to enter, and it approached us with a question:
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Well that's nothing to write home about, but at least he didn't rape us with crazy dinosaur magic.
We reinforced the tula's defenses a bit more bu building a rampant, and proceeded to spend time drinking and fucking.
The last event of the year is upon us! What shall it be? Rains of frogs? Magical fox spirits? Raiders? Nay, it be a our cursed enemy from the dawn of time: The Furries... err, I mean Beastmen.
Remember: They are filthy, filthy creatures and we hate them. In what way should we best display our loathing, o people?
Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
We raid the vile ducks, giving them all we've got. GIVE NO QUARTER TO THE VILE BEAKED HORRORS!
Let this day ring forever in the songs of our clan. We are the people of the Bloodstone, Destroyers of Ducks!
But wait! It would seem the Ducks have some unholy allegiance with the forces of chaos, for trollkin attacked our tula! But still we were uplifted from the victory over the birds, and using our magic and norsemen spirit we drove them all off, taking little casualties and losing no cows.
Yet not all was well: our weaponthanes, giddy and overexcited from taking the lands of the ducks from them, began to squabble amongst themselves over the loot:
Consulting the clan ring, it was decided that the thanes should work it out between themselves.
This has been a most fortunate year for the Bloodstone clan. Successful raids and fortunate encounters have left our stockpiles full, our coffers loaded with the spoils of war, and our people fat and happy.
But a wise leader must always plan for the future, and our great fortune today may provoke the ire of our neighbors tomorrow. And so we sent an emissary to the Peluski clan to the north, with which we had the highest chance to ally. We brought with us gifts, horses, cows and foodstuffs so that our good will shall be apparent.
Our representative, an excellent Bargainer if I've ever seen one, knew the Clan Leader's heart as if t'was his own, and with wise words convinced him to bind his blood with ours. Strengthened now with such loyal friends, we may look forward to the year to come with bright eyes.
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Now, the Gods, that is something we can do. What say thee: Should we sacrifice (a baby) to Orlanth? or Eurmal the Trickster? Note that when sacrificing to Eurmal you cannot obtain standard "blessings". Instead you can ask for good fortune to yourself or for curses on another tribe. But Eurmal's nature is fickle. He may decide to curse us, or bless our enemies. Orlanth, on the other hand, is noble, and will always honor our sacrifices with good blessings.
He sounds like a right helpful guy
Are there witchaloks in this
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Witchaloks, no
Horrid Furries and Ice Giants, yes
Yeah how's that game of Xcom going anyway?
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I'm just saying
Once this is all over, we should get a place together
I miss your laugh
Your scent...
**Edit**
I see now you've updated... what I wrote was a test, you passed, barely.
F+
<click>
A new year has come around, and once again it is time to assign the clan's magic. The last setup worked pretty well for us, so we'll stick with that. Note what our God Walkers are saying in the left corner of the screen: A sacrifice to Emalda laster this year would not be unwise.
It seems our Ancestors were not pleased with us last year. Come next year owe will not have as much magic to dispense.
The people of the Bloodstone clan have spoken: they desire a sacrifice to Orlanth. We have done right so, bring forth 25 of our cows and 20 pieces of pottery before his shrine. The Storm Father was most pleased, and gave us the blessing of Lightning. In the future, we may pray for it so more wounds will be inflicted upon our enemies in battle.
The first event came early this year. A troublesome child may have invoked the deities' wrath!
What should we do, my clan?
It's so damn tempting.
Voting 4 though.
awwwwwwwww. Oh well, as far as I can see no harm was done.
I have become worried that other clans may try and raid us. Anticipating the eventuality, I ordered the construction of a watchtower.
Feeling safer in our tula, I order a raid on another clan. We are fearsome vikings, after all.
Plunder is our goal, and we shall not try to evade battle, so we'll charge. We shall also sacrifice to the Gods, and use our magic to aid us.
Success!
Yet another event:
What next, trusted clan members?
May your women and your fields be barren!
I'm going to choose to take that as 1.
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right you are. fixed.
and TWO is the final answer! gonna continue playing now.
RAID
aww poop-sticks. Well, at least we didn't just let this insult against our honor slip unnoticed. We make up for the thanes we lost in the battle, and make sure the dire prophecy our God Walkers made regarding Ernalda would not come to pass.
A mysterious... thing has come to our tula.
We allowed it to enter, and it approached us with a question:
WHAT SAY THEE, BLOODSTONERS
KILL IT!
KILL IT FOR ORLANTH!
what is it with you and ritual sacrifice
Well, we did let it in, so I guess hospitality.
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I'm a man of god.
I don't think we should trust them.
I think that the dinosaur is actually Korol's true form, and your asking him to marry into our tribe is going to be our downfall.
I have it as well.
You're doing a fantastic job, IHNIWTR.
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Well that's nothing to write home about, but at least he didn't rape us with crazy dinosaur magic.
We reinforced the tula's defenses a bit more bu building a rampant, and proceeded to spend time drinking and fucking.
The last event of the year is upon us! What shall it be? Rains of frogs? Magical fox spirits? Raiders? Nay, it be a our cursed enemy from the dawn of time: The Furries... err, I mean Beastmen.
Remember: They are filthy, filthy creatures and we hate them. In what way should we best display our loathing, o people?
Look how sad and pathetic their lives are anyway.
Duck Tales makes duck life look like the high life but these guys aren't rocking it at all.
naknaknaknaknak
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Let this day ring forever in the songs of our clan. We are the people of the Bloodstone, Destroyers of Ducks!
But wait! It would seem the Ducks have some unholy allegiance with the forces of chaos, for trollkin attacked our tula! But still we were uplifted from the victory over the birds, and using our magic and norsemen spirit we drove them all off, taking little casualties and losing no cows.
Yet not all was well: our weaponthanes, giddy and overexcited from taking the lands of the ducks from them, began to squabble amongst themselves over the loot:
Consulting the clan ring, it was decided that the thanes should work it out between themselves.
This has been a most fortunate year for the Bloodstone clan. Successful raids and fortunate encounters have left our stockpiles full, our coffers loaded with the spoils of war, and our people fat and happy.
But a wise leader must always plan for the future, and our great fortune today may provoke the ire of our neighbors tomorrow. And so we sent an emissary to the Peluski clan to the north, with which we had the highest chance to ally. We brought with us gifts, horses, cows and foodstuffs so that our good will shall be apparent.
Our representative, an excellent Bargainer if I've ever seen one, knew the Clan Leader's heart as if t'was his own, and with wise words convinced him to bind his blood with ours. Strengthened now with such loyal friends, we may look forward to the year to come with bright eyes.