Old Pop Music ('cause new pop music is all about ho's and shit)

SuMa.Lustre

This thread is hereby dedicated to old pop music in all its glory, so terrible yet beautiful. What are some of your favourites/most despised?




Brought back to fame by a certain site. It is so catchy you still listen to it despite the returning mental image.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

So bad it's good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdk1gwWH-Cg

The high pitched falsetto still haunts my dreams.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCAjmuA1HDk

What are some songs you're proud to say you've lived through?

Sara Lynn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqp8OuyaIY

lostwords

the best songs to come out of the late 90s/early double aughts pop explosion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e4e-eXWbbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgH-jWCny9U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_m6h-XvMo

Rankenphile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5WFc08czjo

Silmaril

Sara Lynn wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqp8OuyaIY

That is the official worst song ever.

ascot

Was mandy moore ever that young, really?

Faricazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc

Belruel

Garlic Bread

every pop song is about hos

no matter the time period

lostwords

Keith wrote: »

every pop song is about hos

no matter the time period

in different area codes?

Garlic Bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oH70Y5B4dI

Faricazy

lostwords wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

every pop song is about hos

no matter the time period

in different area codes?

in different provincial districts of the Empire.

Monkeyfeet

Do not name your band Huey Lewis and the News

Mysst

Silmaril wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqp8OuyaIY

That is the official worst song ever.

the weird al one is fucking hilarious though

mully

i think we're alone now

there doesn't seem to be anyone aro-ound

Aneurhythmia

Keith wrote: »

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

Callius wrote: »

You had better as fuck provide us with dance musics.

What's wrong with your computer?

Just in case Cap has some trouble getting it together, Stale and I have been compiling a playlist for reference.

Only break glass in case of emergency.

(12:47:06 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7gZfx4bmxo
(12:48:41 AM) rippledcripple: and I counter
(12:48:42 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJH7IxGmDDc
(12:50:36 AM) Aneurhythmia: Argh.
(12:50:41 AM) Aneurhythmia: Let's see what else is in my deck.
(12:50:46 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HR4hp_-kSI
(12:51:58 AM) Aneurhythmia: I'm not sure there's a gayer music video in existence.
(12:52:10 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDNfYdXEgOY
(12:52:29 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw
(12:52:49 AM) rippledcripple: I can sing every lyric, in time, with no music
(12:53:00 AM) Aneurhythmia: Ooooh. I forgot about that one.
(12:53:01 AM) rippledcripple: thats how many times I've listened to that shit
(12:53:17 AM) rippledcripple: I have 14 versions, in 7 languages
(12:55:23 AM) Aneurhythmia: I don't even know if I can remove the mental blocks on early 90s euro trash necessary to respond to that.
(12:55:33 AM) rippledcripple: hahahaha
(12:55:59 AM) Aneurhythmia: This is the softball lob.
(12:56:00 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFgtgLLXW4
(12:56:03 AM) rippledcripple: I used to blast that shit out of my truck, Blaupunkt head unit, MTX truck boxes
(12:56:31 AM) rippledcripple: C&C, shit yes
(12:57:29 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctZLPE153x4
(12:57:54 AM) Aneurhythmia: Oh God, really?
(12:58:09 AM) Aneurhythmia: They used to play this at raves all the time.
(12:58:13 AM) Aneurhythmia: Not, uh, that I would know.
(12:58:18 AM) rippledcripple: that and Rotterdam
(12:58:54 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWRN0aq2c
(12:58:58 AM) Aneurhythmia: I'm gonna need another drink.
(12:59:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: brb
(1:00:01 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUrSF-fBIM&feature=PlayList&p=49404226A7006276&playnext=1&index=24
(1:00:10 AM) rippledcripple: gah
(1:00:12 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUrSF-fBIM
(1:01:00 AM) Aneurhythmia: Get out.
(1:01:13 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKaVBVikysw
(1:02:08 AM) Aneurhythmia: Hey wait, Shoop is a good song.
(1:02:43 AM) rippledcripple: yes it is
(1:02:44 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz3qDu0WemM
(1:02:46 AM) Aneurhythmia: Spinderella cuttin' on the 1's and 2's dog.
(1:02:47 AM) rippledcripple: so is that
(1:03:30 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqHdbJXxrIc
(1:04:37 AM) rippledcripple: ohh shit
(1:04:48 AM) rippledcripple: jr. high all up in my shit
(1:04:53 AM) Aneurhythmia: haha
(1:04:57 AM) Aneurhythmia: We might be too old, man.
(1:05:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: I kinda want to make an early 90s music thread now.
(1:05:18 AM) Aneurhythmia: No grunge allowed.
(1:05:31 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0
(1:05:51 AM) Aneurhythmia: Man, someone actually brought them up the other day.
(1:05:55 AM) Aneurhythmia: I was baffled.
(1:06:12 AM) rippledcripple: she had an amazing voice
(1:06:21 AM) rippledcripple: especially since she did both parts
(1:08:23 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpJy46o_7b0
(1:09:02 AM) Aneurhythmia: hahahaha yeah
(1:09:07 AM) Aneurhythmia: I saw that in the related videos.
(1:09:14 AM) Aneurhythmia: I haven't seen that movie in a while.
(1:10:28 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufaw7OWu4EU
(1:16:14 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfNef6E5Jno
(1:16:45 AM) rippledcripple: ohhhh shiiiiiiit
(1:17:34 AM) Aneurhythmia: Man, why did I even think of this?
(1:17:35 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM
(1:18:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: I probably don't remember how to integrate most functions now, but that shit.
(1:20:17 AM) Aneurhythmia: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
(1:20:19 AM) Aneurhythmia: This shit!
(1:20:20 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9c5otT-RUA
(1:21:44 AM) rippledcripple: ohhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(1:22:04 AM) Aneurhythmia: I have to go cut my dick off now.
(1:22:04 AM) rippledcripple: I am cranking this shit right now
(1:22:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: Would it be a waste of Grey Goose to use it to sterilize the wound?
(1:23:14 AM) rippledcripple: yes
(1:23:49 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjtRJkS85w


I'll regret this when I'm sober.

i approve of that conversation

i add

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BD8jZDoB3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY9Wdq6XPxM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kp8twY_C8o&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjjGwi5579w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbxi9hxctk8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHBwDYyyGxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBsZj1mhw8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZcH2A7X-xQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7_caV4Ko2E

maybe i'll have some more!

edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjTPuvxZIw

This probably belongs in here or something.

Rankenphile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYpzurYsHWw

lostwords

one band that i still love from my childhood are the eagles. my dad would listen to them nonstop saturday mornings, and they are the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScG0ilS0dgI

the key is to sing along to everything as loud as you can with a fake southern twang

SuMa.Lustre

One time my cousins, brother, and I took our shirts off inside a car and sang/screamed Queen songs as loud as possible.

Needless to say the toll booth person was taken aback.

Garlic Bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4a2MpCu_Do

ascot

SuMa.Lustre wrote: »

One time my cousins, brother, and I took our shirts off inside a car and sang/screamed Queen songs as loud as possible.

Needless to say the toll booth person was taken aback.

seems kinda gay

dammit keith, always in my way

SuMa.Lustre

ascot wrote: »

SuMa.Lustre wrote: »

One time my cousins, brother, and I took our shirts off inside a car and sang/screamed Queen songs as loud as possible.

Needless to say the toll booth person was taken aback.

seems kinda gay

dammit keith, always in my way

in fact it was manly

in a spartan sort of way

as in very gay but so manly you forgive it

no nail polish here nosiree

crwth

am i

your fire

your one

desire

ChicoBlue

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4FV5JgiGr-s

PikaPuff

old pop n' music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY21hkUef6E

ascot

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

vapor

im not sure if it counts as "old", but its not all about ho's and shit and ive had it on repeat for about 10 minutes so enjoy

a teens!

Kazhiim

oh wow

I did not know that dudes sung Stayin' Alive

crwth

how could you not have known that

Garlic Bread

ascot wrote: »

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

posted what in jest

simple plan? the only jest is that they're not really old, but i still like them!

also what's wrong with kelly clarkson

ascot

you're essentially saying you don't know who the beegees are

Garlic Bread

the new Kelly Clarkson single is awesome

Monkeyfeet

is E.L.O pop music?

ascot

Keith wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

posted what in jest

simple plan? the only jest is that they're not really old, but i still like them!

also what's wrong with kelly clarkson

Oh well I thought you were posting it like emo lol
Simple Plan caught an awful lot of shit for that song when really if like, Maraiah Carey sang it or something everyone'd be like omg ballad! Kelly Clarkson was going to be my comparison, but it dunt matter now!

Garlic Bread

no one has posted any beatles yet

ascot

No Britney? Ow my heart

lostwords

Keith wrote: »

the new Kelly Clarkson single is awesome

i was just gonna post this. my life would suck without you is excellent, the dang thats a long title. i like that its still catchy as hell, and a little more upbeat than her older stuff, kinda.

crwth

ascot wrote: »

No Britney? Ow my heart

does your heart hurt because britney played with it?

got lost in the game?

oh baby baby?

Kazhiim

ascot wrote: »

you're essentially saying you don't know who the beegees are

they were a little before my time

Garlic Bread

ascot wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

posted what in jest

simple plan? the only jest is that they're not really old, but i still like them!

also what's wrong with kelly clarkson

Oh well I thought you were posting it like emo lol
Simple Plan caught an awful lot of shit for that song when really if like, Maraiah Carey sang it or something everyone'd be like omg ballad! Kelly Clarkson was going to be my comparison, but it dunt matter now!

Now I want Mariah to cover it

and I want Kelly Clarkson to marry me

ascot

crwth wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

No Britney? Ow my heart

does your heart hurt because britney played with it?

got lost in the game?

oh baby baby?

/swoon