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Anyone want to play a little pickle? [Jurassic Park! Dinosaurs! NSF56K/Limbs]

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i have now told multiple people the proposed plot of JP4 and then shot down their eager cries of excitement with news of the project's cancellation

    I've done this too
    it'd be funnier if I wasn't so sad about it

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "wait so the raptors carry guns?"

    "what? no, that's silly







    the guns are BUILT IN"

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This Trespasser LP is pretty good. It's an awful game, an awful, awful game, but his voice...it's like a serenade.

    trespasser was pretty cool in its own way. I mean it had huge major problems from being rushed and so on but foraging for guns while being chased around by raptors was pretty sweet

    i can only imagine what an updated, well done version could be

    then again last time i played the game i was like 9

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mr Kirby, will you tell your wife to stop making that noise! That is a very very bad idea!

    Amanda! Amanda! Honey! Dr. Grant says that's a bad idea!

    What?

    He says it's a bad idea!

    What's a bad idea?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think...I think for the next scene I will write another scene where this dumb bitch doesn't die.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah, JP3 could have done with more Tea Leoni getting chomped in half

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ok best show ever is on TV right now.

    Jurassic Park Fight Club

    Premise: 2 dinosaurs are fighting, which one wins? FUCK YES!

    Baby Tyrannosaurus Rex vs Nano Tyranus!?
    yeah we were pumped for this when it first got shown

    hint


    it sucks

    :(

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    This Trespasser LP is pretty good. It's an awful game, an awful, awful game, but his voice...it's like a serenade.

    trespasser was pretty cool in its own way. I mean it had huge major problems from being rushed and so on but foraging for guns while being chased around by raptors was pretty sweet

    i can only imagine what an updated, well done version could be

    then again last time i played the game i was like 9

    I have a game called Dinosaur Hunter 2 or something

    it's like Trespasser and Big Buck Hunter mixed into one

    tightly gripping your crossbow, looking through your nightvision goggles, trying to locate the cries of a nearby raptor hunting you do- OHGODITSONMYBACKKILLITKILLITKILLIT

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i have now told multiple people the proposed plot of JP4 and then shot down their eager cries of excitement with news of the project's cancellation

    It had so much potential

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    fucccckkk, I laughed so hard at this.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    also, Lex was a real douche bag. That girl got on my nerves.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I know unix!

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait the 3rd movie wasn't awful?

    I saw it at the drive in and only actually watched a third of it.

    Man I should probably go buy these.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dublo7 wrote:
    also, Lex was a real douche bag. That girl got on my nerves.

    Lex is what prompted me to make this thread. At the time however I was on vacation and wouldn't have access to a computer for a couple weeks, so I just let the hate fester.

    It's like, god damn Mr. Crichton, kids don't talk like that. Ever.

    Forgot he was dead though, so I felt kind of bad. But then I kept reading..

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WE GOT DODGESON HERE

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WE GOT DODGESON HERE

    Nice hat

    You look like a secret agent

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When Dodgson shows Nedry the embryo canister I could never tell if it was the container or himself which emits that high pitched squeal.

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cristoval wrote: »
    When Dodgson shows Nedry the embryo canister I could never tell if it was the container or himself which emits that high pitched squeal.
    I truly believe this a question for the ages. Though I certainly hope it is in fact Nedry.

    EEEEEEE!!!!!

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    Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Don't get cheap on me, Dodgeson.

    No menthol?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I swear if I ever have a friend named Dodgeson or Dodgson or whatever I will be the happiest clam

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    Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Matt_S wrote: »
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Charles Bronson films are fucking lame as all hell

    meta t. dust

    you just made the list

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    once again, the bronson sig works excellently with the post

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What's gonna happen to the goat?



    He's gonna eat the goat!?

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait the 3rd movie wasn't awful?

    I saw it at the drive in and only actually watched a third of it.

    Man I should probably go buy these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-EW45s2BLc

    and Jurassic Park 3 was horrible. That part with the Raptor pharynx was just the epitome of retardation.

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    Special KSpecial K Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Not as cool as raptors, though I have dreamed of being stalked by a T-Rex before and trying to hide in buildings so he couldn't get to me but he kept bashing his head through the walls to find me.

    I had a recurring dream as a very young kid.

    I grew up in a town, but for some reason my parent's house in the dream was located in a big plane, like something out of Little House on the Prarie. The fences were still there around the little garden though, which made little sense, but it's a dream so shut up.

    Anyway, it was late in the afternoon with the light starting to fade and my dad was gardening and on the horizon I could see ... shapes coming. I knew they were dinosaurs, but my dad wouldn't listen despite my increasingly frantic attempts to warn him.

    So I did what any five year old would do - I ran and hid in the house as it got darker and darker. I was upstairs hiding, hoping with everything I had that the dinosaurs would not notice that the doors were considerably more flimsy than the brick walls, and would be an easy entry point.

    I had the curtains drawn so they couldn't see in - and after a while, curiosity got the better of me - I opened the curtains a little, and I saw ... a giant eye looking right in at me. A giant T Rex eye.

    The strangest thing about this? It was years before JP came out. And when I watched the film, the scene with the T Rex's eye up close (where it's pupil contracts when the light hits it) took me right back to that nightmare as a toddler and I got a massive adrenaline rush, and my whole body went cold. Even now, that scene just .. connects with me on some subconscious level and I find it unsettling.

    The picture posted earlier, where the house is being assessed for raptor attacks? Yeah, I can dig. Seriously, I still do that occasionally.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jurassic park 3 wasn't very good, but it was still better than that new indiana jones movie

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ever since learning that velociraptors came up to about my knee, the relevant parts in Jurassic Park have bugged me, especially 3
    it's like I somehow expect Dr. Grant is a real doctor and he ought to be telling me real dinosaur facts

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You could just pretend every time they say "velociraptor" they really mean "deinonychus"

    they're not that big either but at least they're closer

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    but they don't have feathers either it's not right at all

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    do you want perfect accuracy or do you want AWESOME SHIT YEAH WOOO

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what about the utah raptor?

    they're practically the movie raptor

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Utahraptor is actually too big

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JP3 wasn't like that bad

    people got eaten and that's what i paid to see

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh

    damn

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JP3 did not have enough people get eaten for how stupid Tea Leoni was.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I want to ride a utahraptor
    that's what I want to do

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wanna ride that raptor

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wanna ride that raptor

    What is this from? I remember the "wanna meet that bird" thread, what is the format referencing?

    I feel like I'm missing out.

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