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Anyone want to play a little pickle? [Jurassic Park! Dinosaurs! NSF56K/Limbs]

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i'm gonna watch JP tonight, who wants to come over?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Meeee

    But I'm watching Fringe and drinking already, so I'll have to take a raincheck.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The worst dream-death I can vividly remember was being in the back seat of my family's old station wagon while my grandfather and some other family member were in the front seat. We were careening down a mountain road (I think our breaks had failed) and my family in the front seat were panicking too much to hold onto the steering wheel. I was screaming at them and trying to reach forward to get at the wheel since we were headed for an unfinished bridge/ramp but they wouldn't listen to me and the momentum/bouncing from the car was keeping me pinned in the rear seat.

    Finally the car hit the ramp. I can still feel the lurch in my stomach, like being on a roller coaster, as the car vaulted into the air. By this time I was just a mess, screaming, crying, angry at my family for not doing more and for being powerless. The nose of the vehicle pointed down at the rocky ground below us and we impacted. Everything went black and I woke up.

    I was about 10-12 when this dream happened and I can still remember every detail about it.


    Not as cool as raptors, though I have dreamed of being stalked by a T-Rex before and trying to hide in buildings so he couldn't get to me but he kept bashing his head through the walls to find me.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh my gosh, that dream is horrible to even read recounted. I don't really have nightmares, but my worst dreams involve me being powerless to stop something bad from happening.

    The T-Rex dream sounds a lot like the Lost World arcade game, though.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    there is no such thing as a good Let's Play

    at all

    ever

    Normally I would agree with you but this is different.

    You have to hear ResearchIndicates's voice to understand.

    Intro

    Level 1 - The Beach

    Watch them. They are not only interesting but educational as well.

    So is that just a video of a guy tearing down an old game for being old?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    not in the least

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    did any of you dongers play Jurrasic Park: Trespasser?

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Now that right there is how you do a good Let's Play. Also Guilder's LP's were very enjoyable.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    did any of you dongers play Jurrasic Park: Trespasser?

    I had never even heard of it until just before the LP came out. I'm still holding out hope that eventually that team that's been working on it for the Source engine (and previously the CryEngine and CryEngine 2) will finish it.

    I would LOVE a really good JP first-person game. Valve should get on that shit and contract a team to make a Left 4 Dead-style dinosaur island game.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I played it and also viewed that LP.

    it's really snazzy but goddamn it could be so much more.

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I carry a knife and a gun with me, just for emergency suicide purposes in case I start getting eaten by a Velociraptor.


    The knife is backup for when it knocks the gun out of my hand.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I carry a knife and a gun with me, just for emergency suicide purposes in case I start getting eaten by a Velociraptor.

    Cyanide pill. With luck, not only will you be dead before they slice you open, you'll pull the bastards back to hell with you when they chomp some poisoned meat.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I carry a knife and a gun with me, just for emergency suicide purposes in case I start getting eaten by a Velociraptor.

    Cyanide pill. With luck, not only will you be dead before they slice you open, you'll pull the bastards back to hell with you when they chomp some poisoned meat.
    keep it in a false tooth.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I carry a knife and a gun with me, just for emergency suicide purposes in case I start getting eaten by a Velociraptor.

    Cyanide pill. With luck, not only will you be dead before they slice you open, you'll pull the bastards back to hell with you when they chomp some poisoned meat.
    keep it in a false tooth.

    DUH!

    Where else do you keep a cyanide pill? A prescription bottle in your satchel bag? In your hat?

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'd have to consider the fact that it would try and eat my face first.


    That's why I coat my knife and clothes in delicious meat and poision each morning.


    fuck Velociraptors

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I carry a knife and a gun with me, just for emergency suicide purposes in case I start getting eaten by a Velociraptor.

    Cyanide pill. With luck, not only will you be dead before they slice you open, you'll pull the bastards back to hell with you when they chomp some poisoned meat.
    keep it in a false tooth.

    DUH!

    Where else do you keep a cyanide pill? A prescription bottle in your satchel bag? In your hat?
    I keep mine in my hat sometimes!

    Granted it's a tooth in a hat, but the fact remains it is in the hat.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the best part about Trespasser is that your gun is attached to a long rubber tube

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DINO DNA

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DI NO SAURS

    also: I've never seen any of the JP movies, they any good?

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pretty terrible actually.

    I only like it ironically.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DI NO SAURS

    also: I've never seen any of the JP movies, they any good?

    The first one is fantastic, watch it now you heathen.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The first movie is fucking fantastic.

    Never bothered to see the rest.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The other two are worth watching simply for the dinosaur effects.

    So just sort of blast some music while you watch them.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    second movie is worth it for the trailer scene

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Actually you know what? Jurassic Park 2 is all around pretty ok.

    Jurassic Park 3 would have been better as an Indiana Jones movie.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I had no problems with The Lost World.

    Well no major ones.

    I dig the first book more than any other piece of media though.

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ok best show ever is on TV right now.

    Jurassic Park Fight Club

    Premise: 2 dinosaurs are fighting, which one wins? FUCK YES!

    Baby Tyrannosaurus Rex vs Nano Tyranus!?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    second movie is worth it for crazy hunter guy who's only there because he wants to kill a t-rex
    that is a motivation I can understand

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    was he maybe a reference to A Sound of Thunder, you think?

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So watch the first one, theeeen if I really digged it the second is still worth it.

    Stop there I assume?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    for me, all three movies are fun because dinosaurs are awesome

    the third one has murderous pterosaurs!

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This Trespasser LP is pretty good. It's an awful game, an awful, awful game, but his voice...it's like a serenade.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stupid woman in the third one.

    "A bird cage? For what?"

    On an island full of dinosaurs? Gosh! I don't know lady, it could be for anything!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah, Tea Leoni pretty much sucks in the third one

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Stupid woman in the third one.

    "A bird cage? For what?"

    On an island full of dinosaurs? Gosh! I don't know lady, it could be for anything!

    Tea Leoni pisses me off so much. Like all the time.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i have now told multiple people the proposed plot of JP4 and then shot down their eager cries of excitement with news of the project's cancellation

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Stupid woman in the third one.

    "A bird cage? For what?"

    On an island full of dinosaurs? Gosh! I don't know lady, it could be for anything!

    Tea Leoni pisses me off so much. Like all the time.

    did you see Ghost Town? she was pretty okay in that

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Stupid woman in the third one.

    "A bird cage? For what?"

    On an island full of dinosaurs? Gosh! I don't know lady, it could be for anything!

    Tea Leoni pisses me off so much. Like all the time.

    did you see Ghost Town? she was pretty okay in that

    no I haven't

    but she's almost as annoying in Fun With Dick & Jane

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    did anyone see You Kill Me? She's in that, pretty allright. Good movie.

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    omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man I remember going to Universal Hollywood for the first time ever. I chickened out of riding the ride at least twice (I dont do rides..period)

    So finally my friends get me on it, and holy shit that was a fantastic ride, of course I hated the fucking 85ft drop.

    But man it was pretty awesome getting the shit scared out of me when the giant fucking t-rex popped out right as you dropped.

    Good times.

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