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ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
So, as you all know, I am a very

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

As some of you may not know, naporeon broke my couch recently. I however, being the man that I am, decided that I would go all Bob Villa on its ass, so I said "fuck screws," drilled the holes out wider, and replaced the screws with nuts and bolts (you know they're manlier than screws because they're wider, and include "nuts"). The motherfucker is going to fucking hold up, now.

Discuss your manly moments in here. Alternatively, discuss home repair. Alternatively, Disco: gay music genre, or gayest music genre?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Weird...

    I just saw a commercial of a new bra...for a bra. :?

    Double-bra.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    man thanatos did you just make a thread that is basically a "ha ha naporean is fat" joke

    that's mean dude

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    naporeon, you ass.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i was in the grocery store

    buying the shit to make

    italian sodas

    and then i was all

    SURFER COOLER BRAH FUCK YEAH

    now i have a bunch of capri suns

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just

    um

    upgraded the RAM in my laptop

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    in michigan i would often get stupid junior high kids out of the snow

    not everything is solved by a goddang cell phone

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I um

    I squished a spider once

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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Built a deck that withstood a tree falling on it, i was so proud and angry

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm better at breaking things down to their particulate matter.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    one time i dated a girl

    god that was the worst idea

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ohh here comes Stale to ruin our shit


    He's gonna say some kind of super-unbelievable shit


    I hate him, he's such a show-off

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I fixed two shower heads, a shower door, and a kitchen sink today.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I lift things.

    Heavy things.

    Usually when helping people move.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    im never supposed to lift over 30 pounds again

    basically

    SMALL MAN LIFT NOTHING

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You've come a long way from not being able to change a tire.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just sat in with auditions for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, I'm the Musical Director


    So.


    Manly

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ive sorta been depressed recently over my condition but only a little

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I built this house of the lord.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    man

    I just found out that the biker from the Village People wasn't gay

    I cannot believe this

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    You've come a long way from not being able to change a tire.
    Cars are not my forté.

    Also, special thanks to Doc for letting me borrow his super-manly drill.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm really bored

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sometimes I have to build a lot of IKEA furniture at work.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    i'm really bored

    Me too

    I changed my oil at 11pm because I don't really have anything better to do.

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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Christ almighty I really can't think of anything manly I've done. Never been in a fight or really built/fixed anything, never had a serious injury or done anything particularly daring....


    I have a lot of body hair? And I guess I've been able to grow a pretty epic beard since I was like 16.

    BEARDS

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    this is now a beard thread

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm pretty manly tbqh.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    one time when i was in 6th grade an 8th grader picked a fight with me on a snow day

    i gave him a bloody nose and then my mom yelled at him

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Christ almighty I really can't think of anything manly I've done. Never been in a fight or really built/fixed anything, never had a serious injury or done anything particularly daring....


    I have a lot of body hair? And I guess I've been able to grow a pretty epic beard since I was like 16.

    BEARDS

    n4202844_31482478_3963.jpg

    this is now a beard thread

    I informed my parents last week that my one true goal in life is to grow the manliest beard imaginable

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    I've clearly beaten you to the punch, zotispie

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    backwards beard is channeling his overwhelmingly good nature in order to grow larger

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    it doesn't help that I'm 17 and have never had to shave before

    I curse my parents for not having the beard gene

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I sanded and refinished the hardwood floors in my house last summer.

    That shit was rough.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    sometimes I have to build a lot of IKEA furniture at work.
    This is, in fact, an IKEA couch.

    And I pulled off this repair for a mere $4.45.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A couple years ago we got a free price quote on what it would take to redo our kitchen

    new countertops, hardwood floor, cabinets/shelves

    we asked tons of questions, what materials would be best, etc

    then my brother and I did it ourselves.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Backwards, how long does it take you to grow that?

    I could not shave for 20 years and not even come close to that ruggedness.

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    does changing the oil in my car count?

    cos yeah, i did stuff like that on the weekend. rotated the wheels too.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    A couple years ago we got a free price quote on what it would take to redo our kitchen

    new countertops, hardwood floor, cabinets/shelves

    we asked tons of questions, what materials would be best, etc

    then my brother and I did it ourselves.

    God damn. I bet that was a pain in the ass.

    How long did it take?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    we looked at IKEA for couches first and sat in a bunch of them and we were like "wow these are all awful" and then we went down the street to the Mor Furniture and found a kickass couch for 300 dollars.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Backwards, how long does it take you to grow that?

    I could not shave for 20 years and not even come close to that ruggedness.

    That was about two months, I believe

    that's about the biggest beard I've ever grown.

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