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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    IKEA couches are horrible
    Swedish people have wooden asses

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Our current couch is wonderful.

    Ask Keith, or Shoe, or Druhim.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Christ almighty I really can't think of anything manly I've done. Never been in a fight or really built/fixed anything, never had a serious injury or done anything particularly daring....


    I have a lot of body hair? And I guess I've been able to grow a pretty epic beard since I was like 16.

    BEARDS

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    this is now a beard thread

    are we doing a BeardWhore thread? Because... uh...
    woo, thanks for the self esteem hit guys. you suck.

    I'mma go cry into my ice cream now

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    oh god caulk please tell me that is not you

    that is the worst beard

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Disco is the second gayest music genre right after queercore

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Disco is the second gayest music genre right after queercore

    don't forget ska!

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Disco is the second gayest music genre right after queercore

    don't forget ska!

    ahahahaha

    <3

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i raced a girl to the library and sent her into an asthma attack

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thantos did you use Grade 4.6 bolts or 8.8?

    Were the snug or friction tightened?

    The people demand to know.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    abusing women is manly, right

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My bed frame is held together with rubber bands and paper clips. The thing's fallen apart more often than a Jenga tower, but I still manage to repair it after every collapse. I should put that on my resume.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    A couple years ago we got a free price quote on what it would take to redo our kitchen

    new countertops, hardwood floor, cabinets/shelves

    we asked tons of questions, what materials would be best, etc

    then my brother and I did it ourselves.

    God damn. I bet that was a pain in the ass.

    How long did it take?

    About a month, it was our winter break project.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh I built this.

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    It's pretty big and manly.

    I'd post more but it's the only one I have on my photobucket.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    when i worked at an old folks home i would always be the one to clean up the gross stuff

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Oh I built this.

    thing

    It's pretty big and manly.

    I'd post more but it's the only one I have on my photobucket.

    whats it do?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh I found this too,

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    I've fixed all kinds of little things that have been wrong with it.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    in my life i have

    chainsawed a tree, chopped and hauled wood
    worked in a warehouse (still do)
    drove a pickup truck regularly
    severed the heads of several snakes with a machete that were inside our chicken coop

    i am phenomally faggy considering my origins

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futore you wanna play some cod4 or watch the office with me :v

    I dooooo but my 360 is brokennnnn :(

    I am mailing it out tomorrow! hopefully. I need it back so hard. especially now that this option is available

    Futore on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I do all kinds of manly shit on a constant basis

    cooking

    cleaning

    lip-synching to "Try a Little Tenderness"


    Not 4 hours ago I made muffins. Seriously, I am all that is man. Someone come live with me and worship me as you would a greek God.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I break a lot of shit

    my dad used to bring back broken stuff that his work was going to throw out anyway

    one day

    he brought back this giant

    like

    photocopier

    or something

    damn that was fun to smash

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I do all kinds of manly shit on a constant basis

    cooking

    cleaning

    lip-synching to "Try a Little Tenderness"


    Not 4 hours ago I made muffins. Seriously, I am all that is man. Someone come live with me and worship me as you would a greek God.

    Dan

    Dan can I move in with you? <3

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    futore you wanna play some cod4 or watch the office with me :v

    I dooooo but my 360 is brokennnnn :(

    I am mailing it out tomorrow! hopefully. I need it back so hard. especially now that this option is available
    you simmering cunt

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sounds like a hoot

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I do all kinds of manly shit on a constant basis

    cooking

    cleaning

    lip-synching to "Try a Little Tenderness"


    Not 4 hours ago I made muffins. Seriously, I am all that is man. Someone come live with me and worship me as you would a greek God.

    let's not forget the shoe-shopping, you Adonis, you

    swoon

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I made Rice Crispy squares today

    When my girlfriend gets back we're going to make a giant Rice Crispy dong.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I do all kinds of manly shit on a constant basis

    cooking

    cleaning

    lip-synching to "Try a Little Tenderness"


    Not 4 hours ago I made muffins. Seriously, I am all that is man. Someone come live with me and worship me as you would a greek God.

    Dan

    Dan can I move in with you? <3

    Deal

    When you want to move in?

    Stale on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    noobert wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Oh I built this.

    thing

    It's pretty big and manly.

    I'd post more but it's the only one I have on my photobucket.

    whats it do?

    It's the primary and secondary crusher for a mine on one of the tiny tiny islands in the northwest.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Thantos did you use Grade 4.6 bolts or 8.8?

    Were the snug or friction tightened?

    The people demand to know.
    It was a 5mm zinc-plated Grade 8.8 hex bolt (I wanted to use carriage, but the Home Depot only carried hex in metric) with a snug-fit nut and a standard flat washer. I used a 3/16" drill bit with a corded drill that Doc got from Boeing with his bonus Boeing Bucks to drill out the holes, followed by using a cordless screwdriver with a hex socket attachment to drive the bolt through the ever-so-slightly-too-narrow hole, ensuring a tight fit.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I do all kinds of manly shit on a constant basis

    cooking

    cleaning

    lip-synching to "Try a Little Tenderness"


    Not 4 hours ago I made muffins. Seriously, I am all that is man. Someone come live with me and worship me as you would a greek God.

    Dan

    Dan can I move in with you? <3

    Deal

    When you want to move in?

    !!!

    How about next month?

    Oh gosh. <3<3<3<3<3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIKwdxUpoE

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also, I once fixed Hacksaw's car with a paperclip. Not just any paperclip, though: one I found on the ground.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i believe my second greatest fantasy would be living wiht sara and dan

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh god caulk please tell me that is not you

    that is the worst beard

    bad picture I'm guessing.

    in any case, I like my beard. and other people do too.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Thantos did you use Grade 4.6 bolts or 8.8?

    Were the snug or friction tightened?

    The people demand to know.
    It was a 5mm zinc-plated Grade 8.8 hex bolt (I wanted to use carriage, but the Home Depot only carried hex in metric) with a snug-fit nut and a standard flat washer. I used a 3/16" drill bit with a corded drill that Doc got from Boeing with his bonus Boeing Bucks to drill out the holes, followed by using a cordless screwdriver with a hex socket attachment to drive the bolt through the ever-so-slightly-too-narrow hole, ensuring a tight fit.

    Hot

    Alternatively, your nuts and bolts are tiny.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I do all kinds of manly shit on a constant basis

    cooking

    cleaning

    lip-synching to "Try a Little Tenderness"


    Not 4 hours ago I made muffins. Seriously, I am all that is man. Someone come live with me and worship me as you would a greek God.

    Dan

    Dan can I move in with you? <3

    Deal

    When you want to move in?

    !!!

    How about next month?

    Oh gosh. <3<3<3<3<3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIKwdxUpoE

    I'm just a monkey

    Blowin kisses

    At a butterfly

    Stale on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i pretty much

    cooking

    cleaning

    sewing

    listening to britney spears

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's funny because I've worked in the maintenance department of a hotel for a year and I probably know less about fixing stuff than any of you.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Thantos did you use Grade 4.6 bolts or 8.8?

    Were the snug or friction tightened?

    The people demand to know.
    It was a 5mm zinc-plated Grade 8.8 hex bolt (I wanted to use carriage, but the Home Depot only carried hex in metric) with a snug-fit nut and a standard flat washer. I used a 3/16" drill bit with a corded drill that Doc got from Boeing with his bonus Boeing Bucks to drill out the holes, followed by using a cordless screwdriver with a hex socket attachment to drive the bolt through the ever-so-slightly-too-narrow hole, ensuring a tight fit.
    Hot

    Alternatively, your nuts and bolts are tiny.
    I'm limited by the size of the hole I'm putting them in.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What I'm trying to say is, "My mom says I'm cool."

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    oh god caulk please tell me that is not you

    that is the worst beard

    bad picture I'm guessing.

    in any case, I like my beard. and other people do too.

    They're wrong. That's a terrible style for a beard.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I also built a fence and barn out of my bare hands last summer

    Then I built a pillow fort.

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