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Tube is not actually in Nightwish
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Look at that. I stopped myself halfway in and printed it and then curled up next to a fireplace with some tea to read it.
Tube has the modding style of a 3rd world dictator, creating an environment of fear and powerlessness so profound that one can feel it tugging at their groin in their sleep.
Tube has only ever pm'd me twice. This is the extent of all his words to me:
Although many agree that his attempt at a dramatic and potentially super-hilarious forum stunt (not being an Admin, then returning miraculously as Cardboard Tube the White), although good in concept was badly timed--he was only not a mod for like, a day or two--for the most part we here find Tube to be funny as hell.
His ban/jail posts rival Knob's in hilarity and it amazes me how a sentence fragment or two can be so entertaining. Drool forms on my mouth when I see the ban/jail thread has been updated and I click it furiously. It makes me laugh and feel superior to other people at the same time, brightening my day. Ironically, I am sometimes tempted to become an infractable bastard just so I can get frequent hilarious messages from him.
Some of us had the good fortune of meeting Tube at PAX:
Just kidding, this is Tube and his real name is Jukka something:
And some have even had the pleasure of seeing him perfom live with his band, Nightwish:
Some like to follow his well-designed political newsite as well (thought it leans a little too far to the right for my tastes) :
http://www.havenworks.com/
Little known Tube fact:
Although, all things considered I think I would hate to live with him. It would be like leaving an Eddie Murphy record on all the time and eventually you would want Eddie Murphy to shut the fuck up.
So in closing, I'm a big gay lover of cocks and I love Tube's cock and also I would let that cock go in my bum
Look at that. I stopped myself halfway in and printed it and then curled up next to a fireplace with some tea to read it.
Tube has the modding style of a 3rd world dictator, creating an environment of fear and powerlessness so profound that one can feel it tugging at their groin in their sleep.
Tube has only ever pm'd me twice. This is the extent of all his words to me:
"You chose poorly."
and
"YOU WILL STOP THIS NOW."
Although many agree that his attempt at a dramatic and potentially super-hilarious forum stunt (not being an Admin, then returning miraculously as Cardboard Tube the White), although good in concept was badly timed--he was only not a mod for like, a day or two--for the most part we here find Tube to be funny as hell.
His ban/jail posts rival Knob's in hilarity and it amazes me how a sentence fragment or two can be so entertaining. Drool forms on my mouth when I see the ban/jail thread has been updated and I click it furiously. It makes me laugh and feel superior to other people at the same time, brightening my day. Ironically, I am sometimes tempted to become an infractable bastard just so I can get frequent hilarious messages from him.
Some of us had the good fortune of meeting Tube at PAX:
Just kidding, this is Tube and his real name is Jukka something:
And some have even had the pleasure of seeing him perfom live with his band, Nightwish:
Some like to follow his well-designed political newsite as well (thought it leans a little too far to the right for my tastes) :
http://www.havenworks.com/
Little known Tube fact:
Did you know Tube's name has nothing to do with Cardboard Tube Samurai? It doesn't.
Although, all things considered I think I would hate to live with him. It would be like leaving an Eddie Murphy record on all the time and eventually you would want Eddie Murphy to shut the fuck up.
So in closing, I'm a big gay lover of cocks and I love Tube's cock and also I would let that cock go in my bum
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This forum gives me a rampant homosexual vibe.
I don't know what it is.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Well, you got better.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
I don't know how he pulls it off but I think its the hat. It has powers.
You obviously mean the bandanna.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
Greatest day of my life, right there
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Right.
I was calling it a hat because he's British and the British have funny names for things, like how they call pants "trousers" when anyone can plainly tell that they are pants.
In all seriousness I regret that I gave Tube a shitty impression of myself, but in retrospect it was pretty much the most hilarious jailing. Boy was my face red.
I was sitting next to him at PAX and he mentioned something being large, and without missing a beat he turns to me and says "Speaking of large, Rachel says you've got a fucking whopper!"
Five minutes of cock jokes followed.
http://www.taramcpherson.com/artwork.php?pagemode=display&active=line_illo&start=9&limit=9
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i bet they rake in the mad dough
Their old singer was great
too bad she turned out to be a rotten bitch
the new one is ok
Tube was heard to remark "I haven't been this turned on since my nephew's baptism!"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I didn't even know what to make of that shit.
Does Tube house collections of watery eyed japanimationoids with enormous mammaries? I say no because the dude plays space sims and that implies a level head, but in truth we'll never get to know because he won't post it and brag about it like Diz did, praise be to Saint James.
Wait I kinda got off on a tangent here, where was I going with this? Right. Even handedness.
I love that one, also the 'failure to draw a horse' and his response to BURN THE TYRANT.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
tube is awesome and I hope he never changes
In context it's a lot more funny.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
with flesh
blood
a strange and career ending fetish
The two serious ones, I should say, as the third one has no record because boddah jailed me ages ago as a joke. Out of the two Tube infactions, one was for Dave Coulier PAX, glorious trainwreck that it was, and the third was because of a certain set of words about a certain motherland, the circumstances I will not divulge on this occasion (mostly because I kinda blacked out and don't remember it).
I was jailed.
The point is Tube reversed my serious infraction a month before its due. I'd like to believe it was because of my heartfelt apology, or because I was doing a MW2:TW playthrough and he took pity on me with all my image-laden posts. Maybe he just got a really nice blowjob and decided to pass along a favor, or maybe somebody managed to toss his ring into the cracks of Orodruin.
We may never know the source of his benevolence.
I don't really remember though
like, at all
but the advent of what we now know as the Shankusu Gambit was an amazing moment here and I love him for it
also, most of his posts are just fucking hilarious, so there's that
Yeah, that was great.
The best thing about it was how mad some people got.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I don't think I was around for this
what were the specifics?
I don't believe that for a second.
Also some of the funniest stuff he said I can't repeat but man did he cut to the bone on a couple people at PAX.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I don't really understand how his brain works.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.