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People like animals too much. They just want mute friends that can't judge them, so they get pets.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No harm, no foul, and I wouldn't be against owning one either. I just get annoyed when people act like they communicate with their pets on some level. A friend of mine tried to convince me the other day that dogs can understand human speech. His exact words were "language" and I was so pissed off at such a stupid comment that I nearly had an aneurysm.
Now get a tiger and you will be the Beastmistress.
man a tiger would be cool
i had a couple 5 foot pythons too
i don't have any pics of them when they were big, but i have a kind of cool pic of darwin right after he had caught a mouse in mid air when he was a baby.
i also had a leopard gecko
and a cat.
ugh. the song freshman came on my itunes and i was thinking of my ferrets and now i'm crying at work
ugh ugh ugh
chinchillas are neat
i thought about getting one of those once
you should go to youtube, if you haven't before, and search chinchilla
some of the wall-jumps they do are phenomenal
they are natures acrobats
my ex had a chinchilla, and i remember when i first met it
i was told to just sit on the couch, and it would come to me when it was comfortable with me
so here this thing goes, rip-roaring around the house, nowhere near me
suddenly
it wall jumps across a corner
runs STRAIGHT at me
straight up my legs, up my chest, and then SITS THERE
staring me in the eye
with its paws on my chest, sitting there
stays for like 15 seconds
then bolts off again
chinchillas are neat
i thought about getting one of those once
you should go to youtube, if you haven't before, and search chinchilla
some of the wall-jumps they do are phenomenal
they are natures acrobats
my ex had a chinchilla, and i remember when i first met it
i was told to just sit on the couch, and it would come to me when it was comfortable with me
so here this thing goes, rip-roaring around the house, nowhere near me
suddenly
it wall jumps across a corner
runs STRAIGHT at me
straight up my legs, up my chest, and then SITS THERE
staring me in the eye
with its paws on my chest, sitting there
stays for like 15 seconds
then bolts off again
Ours haven't, but they've been known to jump up to 5 feet in the air. And ours are pretty much the same in terms of running around. They'll wall-jump over everything and if we're sitting down then they try to jump onto our shoulders and then our heads.
I have a tuxedo stray that we took in a couple of months ago named Dirty. He's got a silver dollar sized open wound on his neck scruff that he keeps scratching at, and has never fully closed. The vet said that as long as it doesn't get infected, it's pretty much up to the cat to let it heal. The first month we had him his stomach was still adjusting to regular cat food feedings, giving him horrible gas. We could smell him from two rooms away. It was rancid, heavy, death marinated in rot farts.
I once plopped him over my shoulder with his ass pointed at my wife and threatened to fire the kitty based shit vaporizer at her. She laughed, and told me to knock it the fuck off. I jokingly squeezed Dirty's midsection, accidentally unleashing gaseous death a foot from my wife's open mouth. I thought it was funny as fuck until she turned pale, covered her mouth, gagged, and pointed at the cat's ass. He had an inch long clear dollop of concentrated ass goo hanging out.
I slept with the cat on the couch that night.
This cat also loves to fight. The top of his head, ears included, are a patchwork of scars, scabs, and tiny healing bald spots. Once he got an infected cut just under his left cheek that smelled rotten, and was leaking rather badly. He scratched it vigorously with his back leg until a plug of hair popped out of it and landed on the floor, trailing a four inch long spattering of thick pus and mucus. It healed wonderfully afterwards, tho.
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I have a tuxedo stray that we took in a couple of months ago named Dirty. He's got a silver dollar sized open wound on his neck scruff that he keeps scratching at, and has never fully closed. The vet said that as long as it doesn't get infected, it's pretty much up to the cat to let it heal. The first month we had him his stomach was still adjusting to regular cat food feedings, giving him horrible gas. We could smell him from two rooms away. It was rancid, heavy, death marinated in rot farts.
I once plopped him over my shoulder with his ass pointed at my wife and threatened to fire the kitty based shit vaporizer at her. She laughed, and told me to knock it the fuck off. I jokingly squeezed Dirty's midsection, accidentally unleashing gaseous death a foot from my wife's open mouth. I thought it was funny as fuck until she turned pale, covered her mouth, gagged, and pointed at the cat's ass. He had an inch long clear dollop of concentrated ass goo hanging out.
I slept with the cat on the couch that night.
This cat also loves to fight. The top of his head, ears included, are a patchwork of scars, scabs, and tiny healing bald spots. Once he got an infected cut just under his left cheek that smelled rotten, and was leaking rather badly. He scratched it vigorously with his back leg until a plug of hair popped out of it and landed on the floor, trailing a four inch long spattering of thick pus and mucus. It healed wonderfully afterwards, tho.
You are not the first to notice the undead traits of my kitty. He obsesses over the draining sounds that come out of the bathroom sink, leading me to believe that he craves "draaaains". Having a zombie minion this early in my Overlord career is a real weight off my shoulders. Once he fell asleep on our white couches with his paws up in the air. The wife startled him when she came into the room, and he flipped over all quick like, ripping his scab clean off him. I came back home from work to find a couch cushion, a bottle of bleach, and a note stating that it was my job to unbed this and all future scabs from our furniture.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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my kitten after i found her as a stray.
No harm, no foul, and I wouldn't be against owning one either. I just get annoyed when people act like they communicate with their pets on some level. A friend of mine tried to convince me the other day that dogs can understand human speech. His exact words were "language" and I was so pissed off at such a stupid comment that I nearly had an aneurysm.
e: Sorry, the ghost of Teefs got in me.
I come in peace.
i miss my babies
here's some other things i used to have as pets:
man a tiger would be cool
i had a couple 5 foot pythons too
i don't have any pics of them when they were big, but i have a kind of cool pic of darwin right after he had caught a mouse in mid air when he was a baby.
i also had a leopard gecko
and a cat.
ugh. the song freshman came on my itunes and i was thinking of my ferrets and now i'm crying at work
ugh ugh ugh
man are they cute when they take dust baths
they're kind of like pets
they're even toilet trained!
which i appreciate
I'm sorry about the mouse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-xrJ5Xd4M
my parents will probably call me a big dummy.
I miss them so. But there is a cat in my apartment complex that comes to hang out with me when I go on my balcony.
chinchillas are neat
i thought about getting one of those once
you should go to youtube, if you haven't before, and search chinchilla
some of the wall-jumps they do are phenomenal
they are natures acrobats
my ex had a chinchilla, and i remember when i first met it
i was told to just sit on the couch, and it would come to me when it was comfortable with me
so here this thing goes, rip-roaring around the house, nowhere near me
suddenly
it wall jumps across a corner
runs STRAIGHT at me
straight up my legs, up my chest, and then SITS THERE
staring me in the eye
with its paws on my chest, sitting there
stays for like 15 seconds
then bolts off again
MUST KILL THE WATER
he's getting back at it for all the baths
My girlfriend is moving in tonight and she is bringing in her cat named Franklin. So yes, there will be 2 cats!
They have hung out before, so things should be cool.
We are thinking of getting at least 1 guinea pig in the near future. My gf used to own some and loves them. I confess an attraction to rodents.
This will one day be the best apartment.
Ours haven't, but they've been known to jump up to 5 feet in the air. And ours are pretty much the same in terms of running around. They'll wall-jump over everything and if we're sitting down then they try to jump onto our shoulders and then our heads.
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dude that cat is a fucker
Man, he's not that bad.
and he's kind of cute sometimes:
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yes
dogs do i mean, not cats
does he follow you around the wasteland?
not yet, but he would.
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I once plopped him over my shoulder with his ass pointed at my wife and threatened to fire the kitty based shit vaporizer at her. She laughed, and told me to knock it the fuck off. I jokingly squeezed Dirty's midsection, accidentally unleashing gaseous death a foot from my wife's open mouth. I thought it was funny as fuck until she turned pale, covered her mouth, gagged, and pointed at the cat's ass. He had an inch long clear dollop of concentrated ass goo hanging out.
I slept with the cat on the couch that night.
This cat also loves to fight. The top of his head, ears included, are a patchwork of scars, scabs, and tiny healing bald spots. Once he got an infected cut just under his left cheek that smelled rotten, and was leaking rather badly. He scratched it vigorously with his back leg until a plug of hair popped out of it and landed on the floor, trailing a four inch long spattering of thick pus and mucus. It healed wonderfully afterwards, tho.
he is basically the greatest
the goo is from his anal glands and that is possibly one of the worst smells on the planet.
Your cat is a fuckin zombie.
Sounds awesome.
You are not the first to notice the undead traits of my kitty. He obsesses over the draining sounds that come out of the bathroom sink, leading me to believe that he craves "draaaains". Having a zombie minion this early in my Overlord career is a real weight off my shoulders. Once he fell asleep on our white couches with his paws up in the air. The wife startled him when she came into the room, and he flipped over all quick like, ripping his scab clean off him. I came back home from work to find a couch cushion, a bottle of bleach, and a note stating that it was my job to unbed this and all future scabs from our furniture.