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Petses are the bestess

redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfixRegistered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
So, we got a new kitty, Bret.
This coming Tuesday, we'll be getting his brother Jemaine (we renamed them) from the animal shelter.

So, I wanted to show off Bret, cause he's the goddamn cutest.

Pictures:
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Video:
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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    People like animals too much. They just want mute friends that can't judge them, so they get pets.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    People like animals too much. They just want mute friends that can't judge them, so they get pets.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i want to get a cat or a dog but im not ever going to cause in like 12 years ill have grown emotionally attached to it and it will die

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Petz: Horsez

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    my kitten after i found her as a stray.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    People like animals too much. They just want mute friends that can't judge them, so they get pets.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No harm, no foul, and I wouldn't be against owning one either. I just get annoyed when people act like they communicate with their pets on some level. A friend of mine tried to convince me the other day that dogs can understand human speech. His exact words were "language" and I was so pissed off at such a stupid comment that I nearly had an aneurysm.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sweet tat, bro.

    e: Sorry, the ghost of Teefs got in me.

    I come in peace.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i have a monster
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    i miss my babies :(
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    here's some other things i used to have as pets:
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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Now get a tiger and you will be the Beastmistress.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    Now get a tiger and you will be the Beastmistress.

    man a tiger would be cool
    i had a couple 5 foot pythons too
    i don't have any pics of them when they were big, but i have a kind of cool pic of darwin right after he had caught a mouse in mid air when he was a baby.

    i also had a leopard gecko
    and a cat.

    ugh. the song freshman came on my itunes and i was thinking of my ferrets and now i'm crying at work
    ugh ugh ugh

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my sister has two chinchillas

    man are they cute when they take dust baths

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i have 2 roommates
    they're kind of like pets
    they're even toilet trained!
    which i appreciate

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    beavotron wrote: »

    here's some other things i used to have as pets:


    I'm sorry about the mouse. :(

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man i can't wait until summer is over so i can get a doggie again.

    my parents will probably call me a big dummy.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just moved and could not take my kittens with me.

    I miss them so. But there is a cat in my apartment complex that comes to hang out with me when I go on my balcony.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my sister has two chinchillas

    man are they cute when they take dust baths

    chinchillas are neat
    i thought about getting one of those once

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i hate my pets so much

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    my sister has two chinchillas

    man are they cute when they take dust baths

    chinchillas are neat
    i thought about getting one of those once

    you should go to youtube, if you haven't before, and search chinchilla
    some of the wall-jumps they do are phenomenal
    they are natures acrobats

    my ex had a chinchilla, and i remember when i first met it
    i was told to just sit on the couch, and it would come to me when it was comfortable with me
    so here this thing goes, rip-roaring around the house, nowhere near me
    suddenly
    it wall jumps across a corner
    runs STRAIGHT at me
    straight up my legs, up my chest, and then SITS THERE
    staring me in the eye
    with its paws on my chest, sitting there
    stays for like 15 seconds
    then bolts off again

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    haha Okami that's awesome


    MUST KILL THE WATER

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha Okami that's awesome


    MUST KILL THE WATER

    he's getting back at it for all the baths

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  • ScribemiteScribemite Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a cat. His name's Lucky. My friend named him when he found him as a stray kitten in a dumpster.

    My girlfriend is moving in tonight and she is bringing in her cat named Franklin. So yes, there will be 2 cats!

    They have hung out before, so things should be cool.

    We are thinking of getting at least 1 guinea pig in the near future. My gf used to own some and loves them. I confess an attraction to rodents.

    This will one day be the best apartment.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    my sister has two chinchillas

    man are they cute when they take dust baths

    chinchillas are neat
    i thought about getting one of those once

    you should go to youtube, if you haven't before, and search chinchilla
    some of the wall-jumps they do are phenomenal
    they are natures acrobats

    my ex had a chinchilla, and i remember when i first met it
    i was told to just sit on the couch, and it would come to me when it was comfortable with me
    so here this thing goes, rip-roaring around the house, nowhere near me
    suddenly
    it wall jumps across a corner
    runs STRAIGHT at me
    straight up my legs, up my chest, and then SITS THERE
    staring me in the eye
    with its paws on my chest, sitting there
    stays for like 15 seconds
    then bolts off again

    Ours haven't, but they've been known to jump up to 5 feet in the air. And ours are pretty much the same in terms of running around. They'll wall-jump over everything and if we're sitting down then they try to jump onto our shoulders and then our heads.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My fatass siamese cat has recently earned the nickname Catmeat. He's cuddly as hell, but also a fat whiny bitch.

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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Do dogs and cats get periods?

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a parrot and he's pretty nice.
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My fatass siamese cat has recently earned the nickname Catmeat. He's cuddly as hell, but also a fat whiny bitch.

    dude that cat is a fucker

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Captain K wrote: »
    My fatass siamese cat has recently earned the nickname Catmeat. He's cuddly as hell, but also a fat whiny bitch.

    dude that cat is a fucker

    Man, he's not that bad.

    and he's kind of cute sometimes:

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Do dogs and cats get periods?

    yes

    dogs do i mean, not cats

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My fatass siamese cat has recently earned the nickname Catmeat. He's cuddly as hell, but also a fat whiny bitch.

    does he follow you around the wasteland?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My fatass siamese cat has recently earned the nickname Catmeat. He's cuddly as hell, but also a fat whiny bitch.

    does he follow you around the wasteland?

    not yet, but he would.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a tuxedo stray that we took in a couple of months ago named Dirty. He's got a silver dollar sized open wound on his neck scruff that he keeps scratching at, and has never fully closed. The vet said that as long as it doesn't get infected, it's pretty much up to the cat to let it heal. The first month we had him his stomach was still adjusting to regular cat food feedings, giving him horrible gas. We could smell him from two rooms away. It was rancid, heavy, death marinated in rot farts.

    I once plopped him over my shoulder with his ass pointed at my wife and threatened to fire the kitty based shit vaporizer at her. She laughed, and told me to knock it the fuck off. I jokingly squeezed Dirty's midsection, accidentally unleashing gaseous death a foot from my wife's open mouth. I thought it was funny as fuck until she turned pale, covered her mouth, gagged, and pointed at the cat's ass. He had an inch long clear dollop of concentrated ass goo hanging out.

    I slept with the cat on the couch that night.

    This cat also loves to fight. The top of his head, ears included, are a patchwork of scars, scabs, and tiny healing bald spots. Once he got an infected cut just under his left cheek that smelled rotten, and was leaking rather badly. He scratched it vigorously with his back leg until a plug of hair popped out of it and landed on the floor, trailing a four inch long spattering of thick pus and mucus. It healed wonderfully afterwards, tho.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man I love my cat so much

    he is basically the greatest

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dear god, that cat is ... something

    the goo is from his anal glands and that is possibly one of the worst smells on the planet.

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  • ScribemiteScribemite Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a tuxedo stray that we took in a couple of months ago named Dirty. He's got a silver dollar sized open wound on his neck scruff that he keeps scratching at, and has never fully closed. The vet said that as long as it doesn't get infected, it's pretty much up to the cat to let it heal. The first month we had him his stomach was still adjusting to regular cat food feedings, giving him horrible gas. We could smell him from two rooms away. It was rancid, heavy, death marinated in rot farts.

    I once plopped him over my shoulder with his ass pointed at my wife and threatened to fire the kitty based shit vaporizer at her. She laughed, and told me to knock it the fuck off. I jokingly squeezed Dirty's midsection, accidentally unleashing gaseous death a foot from my wife's open mouth. I thought it was funny as fuck until she turned pale, covered her mouth, gagged, and pointed at the cat's ass. He had an inch long clear dollop of concentrated ass goo hanging out.

    I slept with the cat on the couch that night.

    This cat also loves to fight. The top of his head, ears included, are a patchwork of scars, scabs, and tiny healing bald spots. Once he got an infected cut just under his left cheek that smelled rotten, and was leaking rather badly. He scratched it vigorously with his back leg until a plug of hair popped out of it and landed on the floor, trailing a four inch long spattering of thick pus and mucus. It healed wonderfully afterwards, tho.

    Your cat is a fuckin zombie.

    Sounds awesome.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Scribemite wrote: »
    Your cat is a fuckin zombie.

    Sounds awesome.

    You are not the first to notice the undead traits of my kitty. He obsesses over the draining sounds that come out of the bathroom sink, leading me to believe that he craves "draaaains". Having a zombie minion this early in my Overlord career is a real weight off my shoulders. Once he fell asleep on our white couches with his paws up in the air. The wife startled him when she came into the room, and he flipped over all quick like, ripping his scab clean off him. I came back home from work to find a couch cushion, a bottle of bleach, and a note stating that it was my job to unbed this and all future scabs from our furniture.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cats, I found the first as a kitten in a car wash in the middle of winter. It's tail it a little short because the end had frozen off
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a cat that's almost identical to that one!

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dawww. It is my life goal to fall asleep in a bed made of fat, purring kitties. They would smother me in my sleep, but my feet would stay toasty.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I miss my cat because I now live in a dormatory about 10 hours away from my home and it is back at home and not here

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