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Choose a new middle name for me

SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
I've always hated my surname, so I've finally decided to legally get rid of it. I'll be using my old middle name, Vincent, as my surname instead.

But! That leaves me with a gaping hole where a middle name once was. If you guys can think of something awesome enough, I will genuinely use it when it comes to filling in the deed poll thinger.

OKAY GO

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My middle name is Jehu

    And it is so badass that I am considering going by it full-time

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GapingHole

    And it's called the consensus, you incorrigible twat.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the hitman

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    GapingHole

    And it's called the consensus, you incorrigible twat.

    FUCK YOU VINCE OFFER

    BURN IN HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH

    THAT GODDAMN HEADSET DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING, AND THE SLAPCHOP IS AN EXERCISE IN RETARDATION

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    if you were a man you'd name yourself

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vincent

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My middle name is Jehu

    And it is so badass that I am considering going by it full-time

    It's a good name, but probably quite hard to pull off. It makes me think of either a totally ripped dude wielding a bow and arrow, or a pimply dork in a trenchcoat. Choose wisely.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what's your current surname?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cockslobber

    It'll be just like how people used to get names according to their profession in the past!

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    what's your current surname?

    Coombes.

    Can you even imagine a more boring sounding monosyllabic word.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My middle name is Jehu

    And it is so badass that I am considering going by it full-time

    You should post how to pronounce that, because all I'm coming up with sounds like a typically exaggerated Jim Carrey saying "Jew."

    That isn't really badass.

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    GapingHole

    And it's called the consensus, you incorrigible twat.

    what

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Coch

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    My middle name is Jehu

    And it is so badass that I am considering going by it full-time

    You should post how to pronounce that, because all I'm coming up with sounds like a typically exaggerated Jim Carrey saying "Jew."

    That isn't really badass.

    Jay-hue

    What's weird is, the name comes from my grandfather's brother. He was in World War 2, and I got a chance to read the letters he wrote home.

    His handwriting is exactly the same as mine.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Explosive

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Make your middle name sound like you're a luchadore

    Samuel "El Gallito" Vincent

    #pipe on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Make your middle name sound like you're a luchadore

    Samuel "El Gallito" Vincente

    and flair that shit up

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    whats your first name

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Air wrote: »
    whats your first name

    Callahan.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait samuel is a crap name too
    samuel vincent
    fuck that shit

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I insist that your middlename also be a first name.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Schuster is a pretty nifty name.

    I know a Schuster in piano class, and he's an okay dude.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Air wrote: »
    whats your first name

    Callahan.

    My friend just got a puppy and named him that.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i was lookin at someones pictures on facebook just before and in the album was a guy called 'donny dollar'

    i mean damn

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    get a cool foreign name

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was talking to your mom last night, and I think you should go with "Failed Prophylactic." It's got sort of a ring to it.

    If that won't fit on the form, you can just use "Buster" for short.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm changin' my name to Joe Kickass

    #pipe on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    omg change ur name 2 mclovin lol

    #pipe on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Samuel Aristophanes Vincent

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    Fuck off and die.
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Samuel Wamuel

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  • Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Even my fake name is badass

    LeRoy Feinberg

    All redneck jewish. Wearing a yarmukle on top of his mullet and making a menora out of an old Chevy engine

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vincent is a shittier name than Coombes.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I had a fake name it would be Chester Puffdragon McFisticuff.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this reminds me a of a story

    A friend of mine worked in city hall and received a slew of angry phone calls from a new father regarding the city's refusal to grant a birth certificate for the child.
    Turns out they refused on the grounds of the child's proposed given name not being admissible to records.

    The father was adament that the family wanted to name the child after the first words he had uttered when he saw his first child on ultrasound.

    They wanted to name him/her (I don't remember which) "4real"

    Apparently it is not allowed because you can't have a number in your initials.

    #pipe on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That name made the news here.

    Well, the shitty online news sites only, but still.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    this reminds me a of a story

    A friend of mine worked in city hall and received a slew of angry phone calls from a new father regarding the city's refusal to grant a birth certificate for the child.
    Turns out they refused on the grounds of the child's proposed given name not being admissible to records.

    The father was adament that the family wanted to name the child after the first words he had uttered when he saw his first child on ultrasound.

    They wanted to name him/her (I don't remember which) "4real"

    Apparently it is not allowed because you can't have a number in your initials.

    Doesn't bode well for my plan to name my first kid "2 Kewl"

    Drunk Pooro on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    this reminds me a of a story

    A friend of mine worked in city hall and received a slew of angry phone calls from a new father regarding the city's refusal to grant a birth certificate for the child.
    Turns out they refused on the grounds of the child's proposed given name not being admissible to records.

    The father was adament that the family wanted to name the child after the first words he had uttered when he saw his first child on ultrasound.

    They wanted to name him/her (I don't remember which) "4real"

    Apparently it is not allowed because you can't have a number in your initials.

    Apparently you can. There's a journalist or a publicist or a somethingist in New York and her name is something like "Katy 8 Smith". Her middle name is definitely 8.

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