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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    samuel coombes is an awesome name

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    change it to Peyton Manning

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Or Cooper Manning

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    but only if you have brittle bones

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Call it: Ricardo

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm seriously considering naming my firstborn Switchblade Motocross McDonald. In the event that doesn't fly, it'll probably be a monosyllabic first name followed by a regal middle name, like Julius.

    My girlfriend's little brother's middle name is "Neptune." On a scale of one to bitchin', I'd call that a solid "rockin'."

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    can someone post the panel of roast beef going oh teeheehee

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That is pretty awesome, CS

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Malkovich

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Malkovich

    I'm voting with Rank, on this one.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elle

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
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    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    My middle name is Braun.


    I love it.

    What was your parent's reasoning for that?

    That good ol' american, Dr. Wernher von Braun?

    "His rockets aimed for the moon, but more often hit Paris."

    I've been considering changing my name for a long time. All three, first, middle, and last. My entire family suucks, so I'm thinking of changing my name and removing all links I have to them, and starting a new family tree. Hopefully this will confound future members of my family who, years from now, try to trace our genealogy.

    Also I knew a guy in middle school who's first name was Apollo. He was pretty cool.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Samuel wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    what's your current surname?

    Coombes.

    Can you even imagine a more boring sounding monosyllabic word.

    Should've taken the money, Coombes.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Samuel wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    what's your current surname?

    Coombes.

    Can you even imagine a more boring sounding monosyllabic word.

    Should've taken the money, Coombes.

    You know, you supposed to be some slick-shit killer. Now look at you... all back-of-the-bus and shit.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Or just get rid of one of the Os and the E.

    Samuel Re-Animator Combs

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    My middle name is Braun.


    I love it.

    What was your parent's reasoning for that?

    That good ol' american, Dr. Wernher von Braun?

    Actually, more likely it was Eva.


    There isn't enough of a family history to be sure though.

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had my middle name changed from James to Joseph for various reasons.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What's the formula for getting your porn name?

    Pick one of those

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I always thought it was Middle name + The street you grew up on.


    Braun St. Michael.


    That's a pretty fucking great porn name.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think it's your first pet + the street you grew up on

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Samuel wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    what's your current surname?

    Coombes.

    Can you even imagine a more boring sounding monosyllabic word.

    Should've taken the money, Coombes.

    You know, you supposed to be some slick-shit killer. Now look at you... all back-of-the-bus and shit.

    This is why I loooooooooooooooooooove you! <3

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Samuel wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    what's your current surname?

    Coombes.

    Can you even imagine a more boring sounding monosyllabic word.

    Should've taken the money, Coombes.

    You know, you supposed to be some slick-shit killer. Now look at you... all back-of-the-bus and shit.

    This is why I loooooooooooooooooooove you! <3

    muah muah

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I always thought it was Middle name + The street you grew up on.


    Braun St. Michael.


    That's a pretty fucking great porn name.

    Thomas Daphne.

    Sounds like a good name for gay porn I guess?

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I think it's your first pet + the street you grew up on

    Yep, mine is pretty fantastic. Skyler Shapfield.

    Has anyone mentioned Knob's kid yet? Dude named "Xavier Danger Knob" is gonna go far.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I think it's your first pet + the street you grew up on

    Furrball St. Michael isn't nearly as good.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I think it's your first pet + the street you grew up on

    yep

    Mack Chastain

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I think it's your first pet + the street you grew up on

    Furrball St. Michael isn't nearly as good.

    Maybe if you're a woman

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    If we're going by first pet and street, it would be Tiger Daphne

    Which is better I guess.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kitty Hawkins

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    we weren't very inventive

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Joseph Vernon

    or

    Goldie Vernon

    Both kinda suck

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Goldie Vernon would be cool if your speciality was getting peed on I guess.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Scotty Harvey.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pretty sure Bella Alfred is an awesome porn name


    for a chick.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Or if I wanted to be a Japanese pornstar, Ching-Ching Ben Nevis.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog was Scotty. Thankfully, my second dog was Duffy (cairn terrier). Duffy Harvey is a terrible porn name.

    However, if I remember correctly, his full name (and rank) was Colonel Winston Abercrombie MacDuff; that would be a very distinct porn name.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm totally giving my next dog a rank.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    I'm totally giving my next dog a rank.

    Corporal Piddles O'Stain

    Sergeant Paws McGruff

    Major Jesse Barksmore

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  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How about Stronginthearm? Or Nobby?

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I think it's your first pet + the street you grew up on

    Flash Francis.

    Awesome.

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