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No Chance, No Way [Disney Princess thread]

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Lately my friends and I have been watching an awful lot of Disney movies, maybe because we're terrible gays. Also, we like butts.

Hand in hand with all this terrible Disney gaydom comes an awful lot of bickering about who we're most like, who we most want to bang, who we most want to be. You don't really realize it as a kid, but shit, these characters can actually be pretty different.

Whether you prefer a gorgeous girl with brains and an attitude
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someone a little idealistic
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or maybe a total hoor
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chances are, if you put your mind to it, you could think of one that seriously sticks out for you.

personally, I've always had a soft spot for Meg, if only because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-lzcMEcA4U&feature=PlayList&p=A52F823DB4575B62&index=0&playnext=1

And what about heroes? Are you big, strong and a little naive?
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Maybe you're big, strong and a little naive?
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Or perhaps you are big, strong and a little naive, and a furry too?
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Disney, dudes.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love you

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i like the aristocats

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    disney princess movies are the best movies ever

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In my mind I am Dodger from Oliver and Company but actually think I am probably Tito.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Oooh oooh can I be the short fat stupid bumbling sidekick to the main bad guy who never gets laid and gets injured a lot and has a really irritating voice?

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    edited February 2009
    Also, tripod.com really is a whore. That harlot.

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    which one is the tripod image?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    Oooh oooh can I be the short fat stupid bumbling sidekick to the main bad guy who never gets laid and gets injured a lot and has a really irritating voice?

    gilbert.jpg

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Exactly

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    man when are they gonna come out with Kingdom Hearts 3

    2 is one of the best games ever!!

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  • ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    When I was a kid boy did I have a thing for Jasmine.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    in order to post in this thread, it is required that you listen to Meg's song I linked in the OP

    <3<3<3

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No Ariel in the OP? Blasphemy!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    No Ariel in the OP? Blasphemy!

    she's 16 dude

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've always liked Meg.

    And Jasmine.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    i have a totally awesome Ariel pen that has fuzzies on it and writes in sparkly green ink

    Sheri gave it to me. It's like the only good thing she's ever done

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love Belle.

    She will one day be mine.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I love Belle.

    She will one day be mine.

    my brother's wife loves Beauty & The Beast so much

    their dog is named Belle

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pffft. Forget all that princess nonsense. It's all about Oliver and Company, dudes.

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    just waiting for the 'where's your vagina' pic to crop up here

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I love Belle.

    She will one day be mine.

    An old co-worker of mine used to play Belle at Disney World!

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    my brother's wife loves Beauty & The Beast so much

    their dog is named Belle
    Their dog can go to hell, I want the real belle.

    swoooooon.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    No Ariel in the OP? Blasphemy!

    she's 16 dude

    Like that is going to stop me.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    my brother's wife loves Beauty & The Beast so much

    their dog is named Belle
    Their dog can go to hell, I want the real belle.

    swoooooon.

    You can't compete with Gaston

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a friend who dresses up as these princesses for children's birthday parties and such. She'll just walk into Starbucks after work in an Ariel costume.

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    edited February 2009
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    edited February 2009
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    jizz across the screen there

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also I guess we could talk about love a bit

    or maybe what Disney prince the quizilla quizzes tell you you are

    I'm flexible, here

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was recently in Florida for my sister's wedding. We spent some time in Disney World where my niece was taken to the "Bibbidy-Bobbidy-Boutique", a place where little girls are made up to look just like disney princesses!

    They basically smeared glitter on her face, and added this big mess of fake hair on top of her head and just generally made her look like:

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    She was ecstatic.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gurusloth wrote: »
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    Probably my favorite one.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hitler loved Disney.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    The Little Mermaid was the first movie Iever saw in cinema. Love it still today.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    In my mind I am Dodger from Oliver and Company but actually think I am probably Tito.

    <3

    My favorite Disney movie, ever.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread rubbed on out to Meg.

    Just saying.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Hitler loved Disney.

    If I was Walt Disney I'd rather have Hitler love my company than furries.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    In my mind I am Dodger from Oliver and Company but actually think I am probably Tito.

    <3

    My favorite Disney movie, ever.

    You are a man of taste and integrity.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    gurusloth wrote: »
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    Probably my favorite one.

    Obligatory

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