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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    There was a sketch on MadTV like this. Some drunk fratboy manages to get elected president while drunk. He asks one of the secret service agents what happened, when he wakes up in the Lincoln bedroom. The agent rattles off a list, including, "You gave AIDS to 12 of the worlds richest men. In three days we had seven cures."

    MadTV was always a little naive for my tastes.
    They lost me after Will Sasso left.

    He was so great.

    I miss Phil Lamar. That guy was great, especially his hyperactive deliveryman.
    The bulk of the original cast were good. Lots of nice additions too, but I just remember after Sasso they seemed to just go into "Make fun of stereotype X"

    Quid on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sasso was great on that show, I never liked anyone else.

    he carried sketches alone regularly.

    Variable on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hey
    you're a nerd

    yeah you
    i'm talkin to you

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kenny Rodgers Jackass

    (Definitely not appropriate for work)

    Aegeri on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    hey
    you're a nerd

    yeah you
    i'm talkin to you

    B-b-b-b-but I play paintball! I'm cool!

    Inquisitor on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ya, the new MadTV stuff has gotten pretty terrible. The interracial couple skit comes to mind as one of the particularly bad ones.

    Wash on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    hey
    you're a nerd

    yeah you
    i'm talkin to you

    B-b-b-b-but I play paintball! I'm cool!
    yeah
    alphabeticool
    in other words
    no you're not

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    hey
    you're a nerd

    yeah you
    i'm talkin to you

    You're a nerd.

    Cinders on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a headache, so I won't be in the mood for making love tonight.

    I apologize to any of you who were on tonight's roster.

    Gim on
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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I also really like this one:

    Snuggles

    That made me almost piss myself laughing. There is something about abuse of puppets I find hilarious.

    Aegeri on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I have a headache, so I won't be in the mood for making love tonight.

    I apologize to any of you who were on tonight's roster.
    That's ok.


    Just roll over.

    matt has a problem on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I have a headache, so I won't be in the mood for making love tonight.

    I apologize to any of you who were on tonight's roster.
    That's ok.


    Just roll over.

    I spackled that off looooong ago.

    Gim on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I have a headache, so I won't be in the mood for making love tonight.

    I apologize to any of you who were on tonight's roster.
    That's ok.


    Just roll over.

    I spackled that off looooong ago.

    Crack spackle?

    Nocturne on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I have a headache, so I won't be in the mood for making love tonight.

    I apologize to any of you who were on tonight's roster.
    That's ok.


    Just roll over.

    I spackled that off looooong ago.

    As well as all the other holes we made.


    So VC, I've got my priest equipped and learned all 13 gold worth of spells. But I have to go and won't be back for about an hour.

    James on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I have a headache, so I won't be in the mood for making love tonight.

    I apologize to any of you who were on tonight's roster.
    That's ok.


    Just roll over.

    I spackled that off looooong ago.

    Crack spackle?

    It's found on the top shelf way in the back of Home Depot.

    Gim on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i'm feelin pretty good you guys

    now i just need a girl

    ANYONE SINGLE?

    MikeMan on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm feelin pretty good you guys

    now i just need a girl

    ANYONE SINGLE?

    Me.

    Sarksus on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm feelin pretty good you guys

    now i just need a girl

    ANYONE SINGLE?

    Me.
    i got a six pack of beer and some time

    let's make this happen tonight

    MikeMan on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm feelin pretty good you guys

    now i just need a girl

    ANYONE SINGLE?

    You just told the platypus that you wanted to be together forever!

    How could you!

    TL DR on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm feelin pretty good you guys

    now i just need a girl

    ANYONE SINGLE?

    Me.
    i got a six pack of beer and some time

    let's make this happen tonight

    I arrive pre-drunk.

    Sarksus on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm feelin pretty good you guys

    now i just need a girl

    ANYONE SINGLE?

    You just told the platypus that you wanted to be together forever!

    How could you!
    PLATYPUS TAKEI IS A SLUT

    I WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH THAT HUSSY IF I WAS THE LAST ROBO-MAN ON EARTH

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike

    Nocturne on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike
    not much good man.

    bout to hit up a diner like a motherfucker

    new jerseyin' all over the goddamned place

    MikeMan on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I submit that Reggae is the highest form of communication.

    TL DR on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike
    not much good man.

    bout to hit up a diner like a motherfucker

    new jerseyin' all over the goddamned place

    Crazy Jersey people.

    All referrin' to a restaurant as a diner and shit.

    Nocturne on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I now have film!

    And caffeine coursing through my veins!!!

    Inquisitor on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike
    not much good man.

    bout to hit up a diner like a motherfucker

    new jerseyin' all over the goddamned place

    Crazy Jersey people.

    All referrin' to a restaurant as a diner and shit.

    diner = open 24 hours.

    Variable on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    I submit that Reggae is the highest form of communication.

    ...on weeeeeeed.

    Nocturne on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The fuck do people play the god damn ukulele for?

    Let's bring back the mandolin!

    Inquisitor on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike
    not much good man.

    bout to hit up a diner like a motherfucker

    new jerseyin' all over the goddamned place

    Crazy Jersey people.

    All referrin' to a restaurant as a diner and shit.

    diner = open 24 hours.

    I reckon if someone used the word "diner" around here it would result in an ass whoopin.

    Nocturne on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have this diner near me. It's amazing. I can get any meal: breakfast, lunch or dinner, at any time I want, and it's awesome food.

    Sarksus on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Someone pointed out a diner the other day, and my first thought was that guy who molotovs you in L4D to make his escape

    TL DR on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike
    not much good man.

    bout to hit up a diner like a motherfucker

    new jerseyin' all over the goddamned place

    Crazy Jersey people.

    All referrin' to a restaurant as a diner and shit.

    diner = open 24 hours.

    I reckon if someone used the word "diner" around here it would result in an ass whoopin.
    Where is "here"? Diner is kind of a universal term.

    matt has a problem on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I mean shit look at this thing daaaaaamn!

    GlennF5top.jpg

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ski team is arrangin a trip to montana for spring break
    i never been on a mountain out west
    maybe i will go
    also poor

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I have this diner near me. It's amazing. I can get any meal: breakfast, lunch or dinner, at any time I want, and it's awesome food.

    I have three of these within 5 minutes of my house.

    Variable on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Well Gim gave me that headache bullshit, so...

    'sup Mike
    not much good man.

    bout to hit up a diner like a motherfucker

    new jerseyin' all over the goddamned place

    Crazy Jersey people.

    All referrin' to a restaurant as a diner and shit.

    diner = open 24 hours.

    I reckon if someone used the word "diner" around here it would result in an ass whoopin.
    Where is "here"? Diner is kind of a universal term.

    "Here" is where I'm just kidding and we have a sense of humor.

    But really nobody ever uses the word diner around here. Probably because the only thing open 24 hours is McDonald's and Denny's/IHOP.

    Nocturne on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The fuck do people play the god damn ukulele for?

    Let's bring back the mandolin!

    Man, why stop there? Let's bring back the sitar.

    Cinders on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I have this diner near me. It's amazing. I can get any meal: breakfast, lunch or dinner, at any time I want, and it's awesome food.

    I have three of these within 5 minutes of my house.

    Damnit.

    Well my diner is Founding Father themed.

    Sarksus on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I have this diner near me. It's amazing. I can get any meal: breakfast, lunch or dinner, at any time I want, and it's awesome food.

    I have three of these within 5 minutes of my house.

    Damnit.

    Well my diner is Founding Father themed.

    It has slaves?

    Nocturne on
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