Should I be worried that my mom suggested, like, two or three times tonight, that I should whore myself out to a rich woman if I had trouble finding a job in Seattle?
Yes. Your mother is having sexual fantasies about you and is trying to live them vicariously through rich women in Seattle.
Should I be worried that my mom suggested, like, two or three times tonight, that I should whore myself out to a rich woman if I had trouble finding a job in Seattle?
You think you have a body for that?
I'm hardly an underwear model but I look pretty decent for an American, and will be in much better shape once I hit Seattle as I'll be walking miles every day.
My roomies think I'm a total pimp. It's hilarious.
Your not?
Not really, but my friends are constantly invited to be at my place for whatever, and it always works out that everyone is too busy to come except for one person, usually a girl. So, it's a different girl in here whenever I'm around to watch a movie or play video games. I should parlay this into social status++!
I'm not really sure what it is. But whatever it is itchy and the wrong color. The consensus of my roommates was that it was probably infected. I've never had a cut heal like this so i'm going with the idea that something went wrong.
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and i'm spent. i need to go find something to do. adieu.
Yes. Your mother is having sexual fantasies about you and is trying to live them vicariously through rich women in Seattle.
There's also one about telling a stranger that you have a bad case of diarrhea.
I'm hardly an underwear model but I look pretty decent for an American, and will be in much better shape once I hit Seattle as I'll be walking miles every day.
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Inq: My mom could do a lot better than me.
Give her my number then will ya?
She can do a lot better than you, too.
This is a woman who had two dates for every day of the week.
Spare me my life! :whistle:
I was robbed by two men! :whistle:
Catchy.
Even catchier!
I like how, on their clothing, it says "Fräulein".
I only really know the song Boston, but I really like that song. I like the acoustic version best.
watching Carpenter's Assault On Precinct Thirteen now.
I wish I knew.
Your not?
So you'll be the one whoring me out to rich women?
Not really, but my friends are constantly invited to be at my place for whatever, and it always works out that everyone is too busy to come except for one person, usually a girl. So, it's a different girl in here whenever I'm around to watch a movie or play video games. I should parlay this into social status++!
(Link goes to CNN.)
Sadness!
Balding crazy mustache doctor in the background is freaky.
I have high hopes for what I have on film, but I was pretty careless with the point-and-shoot.
Broken a bowl.
Missed a class.
Fucked up my sleep schedule.
day one phalla death
a cut on my arm is infected apparently
and
okay that's all. so far.
Chinese fortune cookie says "Today is not the day to learn knife juggling"
How'd you find out it was infected?
In other news, man, why must modern women's fashion be so much more interesting than modern male fashion?
*le sigh*
I'm not really sure what it is. But whatever it is itchy and the wrong color. The consensus of my roommates was that it was probably infected. I've never had a cut heal like this so i'm going with the idea that something went wrong.
There's a solution to your problem :winky:
A world where clothing choices are defined by body-type and not sex-organ would be a far happier place to be.
Bishies need dresses too! And I need reasons to doubt my sexuality.