TEACHING THE CAPITALISTS ABOUT SHIT OUTSIDE OF THEIR FISHBOWL
1) So besides being shitty and dark all the time, Iceland is now bankrupt and full of ZERO MONEY. After the cannibalism died down the Icelandic people instituted a NEW PRIME MINISTER! This is big news because she is a LESBIAN.
A LESBIAN.
Her name is Johanna Sigurdardottir and THAT NAME ISN'T THE ONLY THING ABOUT HER THAT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE!
I guess Canada's Prime Minister reversed his budget plans from "Everything's fine, move along" to "Yeah, we're going to be in billions of dollars in debt" after the opposition called bullshit.
I was shocked to learn that people were losing their conception that Canada was somehow insulated from the global recession. I mean I was shocked that that conception existed. As though we were a planet to ourselves.
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TEACHING THE CAPITALISTS ABOUT SHIT OUTSIDE OF THEIR FISHBOWL
1) So besides being shitty and dark all the time, Iceland is now bankrupt and full of ZERO MONEY. After the cannibalism died down the Icelandic people instituted a NEW PRIME MINISTER! This is big news because she is a LESBIAN.
A LESBIAN.
Her name is Johanna Sigurdardottir and THAT NAME ISN'T THE ONLY THING ABOUT HER THAT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE!
Whooops.
that is gross
HERE YOU GO!
2) IRAQ had really good elections! They were so good that Ban Ki-moon visited and high fived everyone in the entire country.
That guy won and he didn't even have to do genocide! WOW!
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Like, our banks aren't flailing around hopelessly and our government isn't completely broke.
So now there's poop everywhere and everyone seems so surprised.
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
This is VERY SAD actually
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7874723.stm
Apparently there are kids dying in Africa because of poisoned baby food.
Why are NIGERIANS driving in BABY FOOD?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29056903/
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I've heard of penises that were more pussy then Putin.
He's got nothing.
but i would out retard him and grapple him and make him choke on sacajawea coins
you realize he is a judo master, right?
like
and actual master
why do you think i said he could put some mad retard strength on me.
get a real martial arts, plz
You'd think he would have went for Sambo.
That doesn't negate the fact he's a martial arts master kickass kind of guy.
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