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Vladimir Putin is a fag (Whobama?)

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    putin looks like he could put some mad retard strength on me

    but i would out retard him and grapple him and make him choke on sacajawea coins

    you realize he is a judo master, right?

    like

    and actual master

    why do you think i said he could put some mad retard strength on me.

    get a real martial arts, plz

    FFFFFFFFF

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    putin looks like he could put some mad retard strength on me

    but i would out retard him and grapple him and make him choke on sacajawea coins

    you realize he is a judo master, right?

    like

    and actual master

    why do you think i said he could put some mad retard strength on me.

    get a real martial arts, plz

    FFFFFFFFF

    in the meantime, an engineer for san antonio has proposed a "superstreet" idea for 281 that would eliminate 3 intersections, be completed this year, and cost $7 million dollars, and save about $14 million a year for motorists and speed everything up, by making proper access roads to get to these intersection spots.

    the city instead wants to go with a stalled proposal of $600 million for toll lanes on 281. or a $120 million venture for 3 overpasses at the intersections

    the city manager also just called for all departments to cut budgets by 2%, after giving herself a $25,000 raise, and the mayor is trying to get $200,000 from the taxpayers to fund a 3 day seminar and send people to chicago for some bullshit that could be done in town and much cheaper. so dumb bitch makes a bunch of new openings in these departments, then calls for them to cut them out, and then the mayor is asking for $200k to fund a $43k a day seminar, while reducing police, fire department, and street repair services.

    he calls it the "mission verde", for you gringos that means "mission green" because he's trying to turn the city green.

    i fucking hate these goddamn politicians i hope they burn in hell.

    but roland gutierrez, i like him. he's trying to pass a bill that would legalize liquor sales on sunday in texas

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That is definitely the worst thing about Texas

    Other then giving us George W Bush, but seriously, no alcohol sales on Sundays? What's the fucking point of that?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    That is definitely the worst thing about Texas

    Other then giving us George W Bush, but seriously, no alcohol sales on Sundays? What's the fucking point of that?

    connecticut gave you George W Bush, you ignorant fuck. although to be fair, he was raised here.

    i would much rather hang out with him than him be in charge, but i can't say i really hate him.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that's jesus' day

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jesus liked to drink wine (that can still be purchased on sundays however)

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mass had no alcohol on sundays until 5 years ago

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    That is definitely the worst thing about Texas

    Other then giving us George W Bush, but seriously, no alcohol sales on Sundays? What's the fucking point of that?

    connecticut gave you George W Bush, you ignorant fuck. although to be fair, he was raised here.

    i would much rather hang out with him than him be in charge, but i can't say i really hate him.
    I agree completely

    With the second part, that is. He seems like he would be a cool guy to meet and talk to. I just wish he'd gone for baseball commissioner instead of, you know, President.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also, I hate the US Senate so god damn much

    Harry Reid is about as useful as a dead leaf. He doesn't stand up well to criticism and he wilts faster then my erection when I think about Abe Vigoda.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    he wilts faster then my erection when I think about Abe Vigoda.

    don't follow you here

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Do you have any better suggestions mister man?

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    Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Without actually talking about his politics, I'll have to say that Putin is a really clever and intelligent.

    also a corrupt murderer

    whatevs

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well then tell her to, teefs. I haven't heard much about her but a dead cat would probably be tougher on the Republicans then Harry "Vagina" Reid.

    Oh and look, the full list of everything that got axed from the stimulus bill because the Democratic majority are a bunch of spineless retards:
    • $55 million for historic preservation
    • $122 million for new Coast Guard polar icebreaker/cutters
    • $100 million for Farm Service Agency modernization
    • $50 million for CSERES research
    • $65 million for watershed rehabilitation
    • $30 million for SD salaries
    • $100 for distance learning
    • $98 million for school nutrition
    • $50 million for aquaculture
    • $2 billion for broadband
    • $100 million for NIST
    • $50 million for detention trustee
    • $25 million for Marshalls Construction
    • $300 million for federal prisons
    • $300 million for BYRNE Formula
    • $140 million for BYRNE Competitive
    • $10 million state and local law enforcement
    • $50 million for NASA
    • $50 million for aeronautics
    • $50 million for exploration
    • $50 million for Cross Agency Support
    • $200 million for National Science Foundation
    • $100 million for science
    • $1 billion for Energy Loan Guarantees
    • $4.5 billion for GSA
    • $89 million GSA operations
    • $50 million from DHS
    • $200 million TSA
    • $122 million for Coast Guard Cutters, modifies use
    • $25 million for Fish and Wildlife
    • $55 million for historic preservation
    • $20 million for working capital fund
    • $165 million for Forest Service capital improvement
    • $90 million for State and Private Wildlife Fire Management
    • $1 billion for Head Start/Early Start
    • $5.8 billion for Health Prevention Activity
    • $2 billion for HIT Grants
    • $600 million for Title I (NCLB)
    • $16 billion for school construction
    • $3.5 billion for higher education construction
    • $1.25 billion for project based rental
    • $2.25 for Neighborhood Stabilization
    • $1.2 billion for retrofitting Project 8 housing
    • $40 billion for state fiscal stabilization (includes $7.5 billion of state incentive grants)

    I hate these fuckers so god damn much right now. Seriously, we had to cut out all the money for school construction? Thanks a lot, everybody who lobbied for this. I'm sure not three months ago you were running on the idea of "OUR CHILDREN ISN'T LEARNING" but really, way to sell out fucking CHILDREN you curs.

    Not to mention the 2 billion for broadband stuff, that really gets under my skin too.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    seriously i'd love to know why the internet lionises Putin so much

    because he is an enormous badass

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Teefs did you hear the DEA medical marijuana raids are going to stop?

    I am very excited about this news!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think the word you're looking for is "retarded"

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jesus liked to drink wine (that can still be purchased on sundays however)
    I drink a lot of White Zin.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fuck, I misread your post, just assumed you put 'retract'

    Yeah i agree with your viewpoint then, prop 8 in particular was a fucking sham.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Teefs did you hear the DEA medical marijuana raids are going to stop?

    I am very excited about this news!

    That doesn't help Teefs. He's not a cancer patient with cataracts who needs pot to alleviate his pain.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They'll give out medical marijuana for practically anything though. Insomnia, general anxiety, you name it, somebody's probably smoking medical marijuana for it.

    Obviously it's probably a bit too exploitable.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Teefs, did you get my PM?!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah 18 or 21 seems pretty reasonable to me. the economic benefits would certainly help matters

    of course any politician who actually points out things like this gets laughed down by a bunch of white guys with combovers who snort derisively about hippie pinkos.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    jesus liked to drink wine (that can still be purchased on sundays however)
    I drink a lot of White Zinn.

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    this man is not a rose wine.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dead Rising 2 is set in Las Vegas

    there are human-sized hamster balls you can roll around in to crush zombies.

    This is going to be the best game ever.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You're right

    he's better
    That ain't exactly hard, man.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you guys better not be talking about america in here swear to god

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    you guys better not be talking about america in here swear to god
    We're talking about how White Zinn is a faggots drink.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloud, I don't think you could be a bigger, more pointless dick unless you had a really bad circumcision and had fat injected into your outer edges.

    owned.

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