But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

Sonny

I don't understand, posting anyways...

#pipe

I DEMAND NICE THINGS TO BE SAID ABOUT MY POEM

Robcham

there are nice things about your poem

#pipe

LIKE WHAT

Robcham

it's a poem
and it's nice

Sonny

Its delightful and flows like a river?

Robcham

I don't know what calming the waters is about

Sonny

Waters be edgy as fuck, don't you know?

#pipe

the rough waters are life pushing and pulling

I was doing a metaphor

Robcham

k.
now I get it

Rhesus Positive

I wrote a sonnet once - it wasn't bad,
But now I know not where it is, alas.
Have you guys read that book by Stephen Fry?
The Ode Less Travelled: what a useful tome!
It gives you knowledge of the metric kind
Like Aldhelm with his riddles, written in
Hexameter, to teach the learnèd few
The ars metris in the eighth century.

Cocks dicks cocks dicks lol, cocks dicks cocks dicks lol.

Andrew Ryan

Coincidence, if ever I have seen.
Not moments ago my new topic post
Within the Writer's Block was writen
a story of some small measurement, though
It was lacking the meter of the thread.

Andrew Ryan

N'er could I say with certainty ,though I
In my childish youth believed it to be,
That pentameter is best arranged
so the collection of the lines are such
that they be read in only sets of five.

Andrew Ryan

Only now do I regret the visit
To the thread where titles where set wagered
Where mischeivous fate was lain upon me.
Curse the whimsy of the transexual
I just found out what a cat doter is.

Robcham

a pox on thee

Iskander

just one pox?

Big Red Tie

"ironically, the main character is a dogguy"

ahaha

Robcham

alas
the poxes are a fleeting

Peter Ebel

rape that bitch, do that shit, Adolf Hitler

Bearstranaut

I am out of beer, I fear, a problem.

Robcham

a solution draws near
buy some, bear
but alas,
your fat ass
is in the way

Iskander

Peter Ebel wrote: »

rape that bitch, do that shit, Adolf Hitler

that reads like rap lyrics, not iambic verse, you philistine!

Iskander

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

ok I had to memorize this in twelfth grade, let's see how much I remember

Whan April with her showers soote,
The drought of March hath perced to the root,
And bathed ev'ry vein in swich liquor,
Of which vertu engendered is the flour,
Whan Icarus here (?) with her sweet breathe,
Inspired hath in ev'ry holt and heath,
The tendre croppe, and yonge sonne,
Hath in the ram its half corse yronne,

fuck I know more I just need to kick it off with a word or something

god damn, i had to learn this shite
in middle english courses very trite
inside the local universitay
proffessor being rather gay
and using language oh so crass
i wish i'd fucked her in the ass

Grey Ghost

This thread has slept too long in chambers dim
But with this post I do revive it now
This page was filled with those who did it wrong
But read this post, and it will show you how.

Swill

Would it be a good idea to make,
in the chat forum, social entropy,
a thread about con-men, only cool ones?

Goatmon

Robcham wrote: »

a solution draws near
buy some, bear
but alas,
your fat ass
is in the way

And now, a limerick.

There once was a bear named Lyle
Who liked to put things in a pile

He dug a big hole
Met up with a mole
Now he has aids

Grey Ghost

Swill wrote: »

Would it be a good idea to make,
in the chat forum, social entropy,
a thread about con-men, only cool ones?

The common crook is quite the boorish fool
But brigands with some flair are loved by all.