SE++ Politics thread: "More like poli-DICKS."

DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
This thread is for political discussion.

Have you ever been in D&D and wished you could call the other person a "worthless douchenozzle" without being banned? This thread is for you.

Are you OUTRAGED about something the government has done and need to talk about how Ron Paul would do it better? This thread is for you.

Would you like to speculate on the size of Obama's wang, or how "hottt" Rohm is? This thread is for you.

Is there a Reid/Pelosi adult fanfic bouncing around in your head that you just *need* to share? This is not the thread for you. Go to that writing forum, or perhaps Tube's inbox directly.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    deaconblues you are an awful man

    Pony on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've always wanted to grudgefuck Ayn Rand.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've always wanted to grudgefuck Ayn Rand.

    necrophiliac

    Pony on
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So I hear Ashley Judd hates Sarah Palin

    Marathon on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd hate fuck Anne Coulter in her bitch mouth.

    Hunter on
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    People are uncivil to each other in D&D like all the time.

    For reference, look at the Cat and ViolentChemistry.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    this stimulus is the worst

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'd hate fuck Anne Coulter in her bitch mouth.

    I absolutely cannot stand that woman.

    Marathon on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This thread is now about Obama's penis size.

    So I heard Obama has a huge fucking penis you guys.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am OUTRAGED

    i have yet to receive any bailout money

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    anne coulter is secretly a gay man

    everyone knows this

    Pony on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    anne coulter is secretly a gay man

    everyone knows this

    She's the love child of Skeletor and the Straw Man from the Wizard of Oz

    Hunter on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    anne coulter is secretly a gay man

    everyone knows this

    Pretty ugly dude.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This thread is now about Obama's penis size.

    So I heard Obama has a huge fucking penis you guys.

    I hear that Congress is writing up a law stating that before giving the State of the Union address Obama must first pause and say "Pardon me while I whip this thing out"

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    need to fix the banks not throw money around

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    This thread is now about Obama's penis size.

    So I heard Obama has a huge fucking penis you guys.

    I hear that Congress is writing up a law stating that before giving the State of the Union address Obama must first pause and say "Pardon me while I whip this thing out"

    They should have re-enacted that scene for the inauguration

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    People are uncivil to each other in D&D like all the time.

    For reference, look at the Cat and ViolentChemistry.

    Nah I got infracted for mouthing off to her.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    don't we already have a politics thread?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    People are uncivil to each other in D&D like all the time.

    For reference, look at the Cat and ViolentChemistry.

    Nah I got infracted for mouthing off to her.

    That's because the Cat is a tremendous asshole.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I just don't see how Obama can call out Bush on being reclkess and irresponsible for getting into Iraq, while at the same time screaming about how this bill (which is more costly than Afghanistan and Iraq put together) needs to be passed RIGHT NOW or THE SKY WILL FALL.

    I mean, only like 15% of it is slated for spending this year, so break that part out and take your time with the rest.... Christ.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I just don't see how Obama can call out Bush on being reclkess and irresponsible for getting into Iraq, while at the same time screaming about how this bill (which is more costly than Afghanistan and Iraq put together) needs to be passed RIGHT NOW or THE SKY WILL FALL.

    I mean, only like 15% of it is slated for spending this year, so break that part out and take your time with the rest.... Christ.

    How many American and other lives will be lost if the Economic bill passes?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    I just don't see how Obama can call out Bush on being reclkess and irresponsible for getting into Iraq, while at the same time screaming about how this bill (which is more costly than Afghanistan and Iraq put together) needs to be passed RIGHT NOW or THE SKY WILL FALL.

    I mean, only like 15% of it is slated for spending this year, so break that part out and take your time with the rest.... Christ.

    How many American and other lives will be lost if the Economic bill passes?

    None anymore now that they took out the funding for family planning.

    Marathon on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    RAHM

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I just don't see how Obama can call out Bush on being reclkess and irresponsible for getting into Iraq, while at the same time screaming about how this bill (which is more costly than Afghanistan and Iraq put together) needs to be passed RIGHT NOW or THE SKY WILL FALL.

    I mean, only like 15% of it is slated for spending this year, so break that part out and take your time with the rest.... Christ.

    How many American and other lives will be lost if the Economic bill passes?

    None anymore now that they took out the funding for family planning.

    Vaginas should be clown cars. Women are nothing but broodmares for the state.

    Hunter on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I just don't see how Obama can call out Bush on being reclkess and irresponsible for getting into Iraq, while at the same time screaming about how this bill (which is more costly than Afghanistan and Iraq put together) needs to be passed RIGHT NOW or THE SKY WILL FALL.

    I mean, only like 15% of it is slated for spending this year, so break that part out and take your time with the rest.... Christ.

    How many American and other lives will be lost if the Economic bill passes?

    None anymore now that they took out the funding for family planning.

    Marathon for most loaded statement of the decade

    edit: also, Deacon, this bill doesn't come with as high a pricetag as Afghanistan + Iraq put together. So there's that.

    edit again: also, the risks associated with this bill are known: it may not work and we know exactly how much it will cost. The risks associated with the Iraq war were unknown: it might not work, we didn't know how much it would cost, and the security ramifications are hugely varied and possibly significantly negative. For instance, we managed to revive Al-Quaeda from near death.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I just don't see how Obama can call out Bush on being reclkess and irresponsible for getting into Iraq, while at the same time screaming about how this bill (which is more costly than Afghanistan and Iraq put together) needs to be passed RIGHT NOW or THE SKY WILL FALL.

    I mean, only like 15% of it is slated for spending this year, so break that part out and take your time with the rest.... Christ.

    How many American and other lives will be lost if the Economic bill passes?

    None anymore now that they took out the funding for family planning.

    Marathon for most loaded statement of the decade

    I hope it's clear to anyone that I was joking and that post shouldn't be taken seriously.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

    9-11 and direct links to terrorism


    oh wait


    Uh, WMD's pointed at the Mall of America and Disneyland ready to fire. Mushroom clouds over major cities.



    oh wait.

    Hunter on
  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

    WMD's, sort of like according to Obama, not passing this bill will cause "permanent economic damage" - which is a ludicrous concept.

    Like, instead of mushroom clouds the new scare tactic is breadlines and soup kitchens.. FOREVER!

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »

    Vaginas should be clown cars. Women are nothing but broodmares for the state.

    If God wanted women to have rights he would have given them a penis.

    Marathon on
  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    edit: also, Deacon, this bill doesn't come with as high a pricetag as Afghanistan + Iraq put together. So there's that.

    wrong as usual

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, because a record number of jobs haven't been lost lately.

    Didn't your guy say "the fundamentals of the economy are sound" during the election? Man, was he out of touch...err, to old to lead...err, a member of the Keating 5...err, oh shits BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB Iran.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

    WMD's, sort of like according to Obama, not passing this bill will cause "permanent economic damage" - which is a ludicrous concept.

    Like, instead of mushroom clouds the new scare tactic is breadlines and soup kitchens.. FOREVER!

    Yeah, the idea that we're in a severe economic crisis is totally as insane as Iraq possessing WMDs

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm sure the 'yes we can' slogan is an offshoot of his wife saying 'yes I can' when he said she couldn't deep throat his shit.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    You know what's funny Deacon

    Republicans had no problem passing Bush's stimulus plan back in the 2001 recession, despite the fact that it was actually larger than the one Obama is pushing!

    And Bush's plan was almost all tax cuts which have the added bonus of contributing less to GDP than government spending, and all research showing that tax cuts designed to counter economic movement (i.e. to pull one out of a recession, as opposed to tax cuts made "spontaneously" during good economic times, which are fairly useful) are all but useless, and also reducing the government's ability to gather revenue! Oh and the vast majority went to the rich who of course were/are more likely to save instead of spend (and thereby contribute to GDP growth).

    Yup. No duplicity on the part of Republicans ever ever ever.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »

    Vaginas should be clown cars. Women are nothing but broodmares for the state.

    If God wanted women to have rights he would have given them a penis.

    We need soldiers and consumers. Start pumping out babies for jesus or some shit.

    Hunter on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

    WMD's, sort of like according to Obama, not passing this bill will cause "permanent economic damage" - which is a ludicrous concept.

    Like, instead of mushroom clouds the new scare tactic is breadlines and soup kitchens.. FOREVER!

    I can't find that quote with Google. Link?

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

    WMD's, sort of like according to Obama, not passing this bill will cause "permanent economic damage" - which is a ludicrous concept.

    Like, instead of mushroom clouds the new scare tactic is breadlines and soup kitchens.. FOREVER!

    Yeah, the idea that we're in a severe economic crisis is totally as insane as Iraq possessing WMDs

    That's not Obama's position. Permanent, unrecoverable, economic damage. It's fearmongering, straight out of the rove playbook.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, by the way, what was the immediate and pressing problem facing America from Iraq when we drove that through?

    9-11 and direct links to terrorism


    oh wait


    Uh, WMD's pointed at the Mall of America and Disneyland ready to fire. Mushroom clouds over major cities.



    oh wait.
    Oh man, I'd love to be driving to Disneyland one day and just seeing a missile coming down on it. Would bring a new meaning to 'Big Thunder'

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    deacon and backwards should just start hatefucking

    together they can make a horrible mutant manbaby composed of pure obtuseness

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