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Brolo
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Okay dudes
In the past few days I have had a bunch of bad shit happen. I was supposed to get a refund for one of my courses but my school hasn't cashed my cheque. I was also supposed to get a bunch of money from my dad but he's been called out of town on work. And now I've just come back from the bank, where they were supposed to have my Visa card waiting for me, but I can't get it since I don't have any valid photo ID.
I now have $10 in cash and $18 left in my bank account. That cash is already going to be used up on bus fare.
I'm supposed to be meeting my girlfriend for Valentine's day in ... two hours.
I need ideas here people. How much romance can I pull off in 120 minutes for less than $20?
We already have a valentine's day thread, but feel free to bitch here about how you've screwed up, gotten screwed, or aren't getting screwed the way you want.
In the past few days I have had a bunch of bad shit happen. I was supposed to get a refund for one of my courses but my school hasn't cashed my cheque. I was also supposed to get a bunch of money from my dad but he's been called out of town on work. And now I've just come back from the bank, where they were supposed to have my Visa card waiting for me, but I can't get it since I don't have any valid photo ID.
I now have $10 in cash and $18 left in my bank account. That cash is already going to be used up on bus fare.
I'm supposed to be meeting my girlfriend for Valentine's day in ... two hours.
I need ideas here people. How much romance can I pull off in 120 minutes for less than $20?
We already have a valentine's day thread, but feel free to bitch here about how you've screwed up, gotten screwed, or aren't getting screwed the way you want.
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you go to the right places, a hell of a lot
if you're willing to ditch the girlfriend
2)three-way
3)murder the hooker together as a bonding exercise
Not everyone can be like Dave Chappelle
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If you've been with her for a while, thats all you need.
Right?
step two: throw away packaging from fast food italian
step three: everclear
step four: cheapest and best valentine's day ever!
I have to take the subway to meet her downtown, one back to her place, and then a subway back to my place tomorrow. $2.75 per ride.
But if I've been with her for a few valentine's I'll just spend all day with her and we do all of our normal crap together.
I feel it's not that big a deal if you've been with someone longer than a year or so.
No transfers?
Nah, only if you're using the bus system, but that's for continuous travel only.
man what kind of shitty ass town doesn't even give you transfers for $2.75
I think that's $12, but either way, the bus fare is the least of my worries.
Yeah I was thinking about postponing the entire thing by a few days, and just making it up to her later on.
He was this great old man with this great sense of humour who fought in the resistance with my grandfather during german occupation. He moved out here with my grandparents, and because he and his wife never had any kids, they were sort of adopted into the family as an extra set of uncles.
Had this great orchard full of fruit down in the sunny rural part of the country. He'd come up and visit every now and then, and he'd love to try and instruct the grandchildren (that's me and my siblings and cousins) on useful life lessons in case the world went to shit, like how to avoid getting shot in time of war, and the correct manner to insult superiors.
He had a series of strokes and heart attacks this past week. It's a horrible shame he's gone, because he was a great, funny guy who had seen and experienced so much, a good dude who just knew that all you really needed to be happy was friends and family and a little orchard in a town in the sunny part of the country.
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seriously, shit just happens sometimes, and it's not your fault
hell, could be worse
my sister used to date a guy who would deliberately break up with her shortly before things like valentines and christmas and her birthday and then try to get back together afterwards
and it seemed like everyone in the family noticed the pattern long before she did
Druhim, old people keep making the same jokes because they keep forgetting that they've already made it 100 times
(Happy VD
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Regifting is pretty tacky
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My stepson has a girlfriend who broke up with him through the fall and then got back together with him just in time for Christmas.
we need an emoticon for [noparse]:obtuse!:[/noparse]
I was about to say this
One month later I finally finish walking it off, without ever seeing a doctor, and things go back to normal. Until last week when my knee cap fell out. Apparently, all the tissue on the inside of my knee was torn to shit and it was just a matter of time before my knee destroyed itself. I am now in a full time leg brace for 5 weeks and I cannot bend my knee or the tissue will never repair itself.
Long story short: always see a doctor!
The fancy stuff has an insane markup, its true.
Wait I mean I have no idea about how much a dildo costs.