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Bros before hos

CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.

In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:
me: Foreplay before sex.
Graves: roofies before rape
me: Also, protection before penetration.
Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
me: Stairlift before that prevention.
Graves: mustache before mugshot
me: Mugshot before DUI.

So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    waffles before cocaine

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cocaine before hookers.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hookers before regret.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Regret before suicide.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love you, teefs. I just want you to know that.

    Before The End.

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    suicide before castration

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    threads before locks

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    am i doing this right over here

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Suicide before reincarnation.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Reincarnation before auto-fellatio.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    auto-fellatio before robot apocalypse

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    Poop before dinner

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robot apocalypse before alien apocalypse.

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    indicate before turning

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    HOOFBEATS

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    alien apocalypse before zombie apocalypse

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Alien apocalypse before human enslavement

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    alien apocalypse before homosexual proliferation of society

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    anal before marriage

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Ho-ohs before bros, dude.

    Ho-ohs before bros.

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    drink before drive

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  • mr0rangemr0range Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    edit: nevermind I reply way too slow

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marriage before divorce.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    omg grug

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    death before dishonour

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Divorce before re-marriage.

    What?

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    divorce before marriage

    otherwise it's not legal sorry

    edit: !@#$ beaten before post

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    teach a man to fish before he eats forever

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    breakfast before brunch

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    1 before 2

    and so forth

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tile before grout

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    1 before 2

    and so forth

    2 before the streets

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    eat before swimming

    the word "before" is starting to lose meaning for me.

    hi dru

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    chicks before dicks

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kneel before zod

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Swimming before bubble bath.

    Maaaaan, bubble baaaaaaths.

    Also, jam doughnuts.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    toilet before showering

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    brush your teeth before your date

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    HOOFBEATS

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    reading before burn

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kissing before fingering

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