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Bros before hos

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    The elemental building blocks of the universe.

    Carrots, Onions, Leeks and chicken stock.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    they.. they have those?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ori have you never eaten a carrot before?

    they're orange.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    no, no

    the corset party

    although i am remarkably inexperienced carrot-wise

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man, this is exactly it with me, too. really, after a couple weeks of panicking and trying to fix things I figured it was probably for the best and now I have a better job, am having a pretty good time living alone, and on saturday I went to a corset party at a goth club.
    Yeah dude, nice. I've been freaking out a bit, cried for days and blah blah blah. But then my friends reminded me that I wasn't happy a year ago... That this shit has been creeping up. I know that the romantic in us wants to try to make it work like a romantic comedy, and the ego in us just wants to get the other back so they can go back to not wanting it anymore, but ultimately... getting our shit together and doing what we enjoy is a good idea.


    Let's bump chests and jack eachother off. Come to australia and hang out in my house. Uh, I won't jack you off.
    The elemental building blocks of the universe.

    Carrots, Onions, Leeks and chicken stock.
    get a ham bone in that, you vegetarian.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Isn't a goth club a corset party by default?

    Like, even the dudes wearing corsets

    Or is a corset party where they all take their corsets off and go 'yay! that was tight for a while' and then they put on some Bob Dylan and weave daffodils through their hair and take their shoes off and frolic through the fields down to the grove that the stream runs through and play happy songs on acoustic guitars and laugh and smile and love.

    Is that a corset party?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    dude i spent most of the night dancing with a lady 13 years my senior, and I'm still not sure why I didn't seal the deal.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    grug wrote: »
    The elemental building blocks of the universe.

    Carrots, Onions, Leeks and chicken stock.
    get a ham bone in that, you vegetarian.

    hey man, chicken stock, chicken. Stock. It's almost a meat.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All the goths up here are fat and sad that they are fat

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i need to find some corset parties in the redmond area

    or start one of my own

    i look great in black

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dudes can't really wear corsets openly, unless you're a super goth, but then you have to deal with super goth bitches, who are annoying and dumb as fuck.

    Openly meaning you can wear one under your clothes if you like.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I dated a goth grrrrl once.

    She was unbearably adorable

    until she got all sad about stuff and cut herself right into the hospital

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you should have pissed up her ass

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    szech I have actually never been to this club before so I really can't say.

    grug, I am meeting a hell of a lot more people and just generally having a good time now that I am single. my ex was turning crazy near the end of it all anyway, turning vegetarian and joining peta and what.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, my ex was on the third year of her environmental science course, and just being a huge poser in many ways. I care about shit, I just don't need to hear about it.

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    GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i'll wear whatever i want you aren't my dad

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also the bartender was awesome, I was drinking crown and cokes and each time I got a new one it was stronger, and I somehow got a big glass instead of a little plastic cup like most other people.

    I didn't even have to flirt with her, although I wouldn't have anyway cause she was a little butch. by which I mean very.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    so this game didn't last too long

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bitches are pretty much cool except the part when it gets complicated and you're trying to live in each other's heads.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mysst: bull-dyke threesome with a lipstick lesbisexual

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

    Take a picture, trick
    I'm on a boat, bitch

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    grug wrote: »
    Yeah, my ex was on the third year of her environmental science course, and just being a huge poser in many ways. I care about shit, I just don't need to hear about it.
    see, exactly. Yeah, I'm a bit sad about genocide in africa but it's africa, if I send money over there it's just going to get stolen by the government or the bandits, and i have enough to worry about just paying off school loans without stressing over whale hunting.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my ex-girlfriend wasn't particularly erudite about anything at all ever

    she was all "what is citizen kane?" and i was just ":("

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    When I went to the bar last I gave the bartender a twenty for a whiskey sour, it was my first drink of the night. I had two twenty dollar bills.

    she came back with a dollar twenty five in change - I told her "you're joking right?"

    and she said "you gave me a five"

    I replied "I don't own any five dollar bills. I gave you a twenty. Get it right."

    after a minute or so of arguing, she got me the correct change -

    but told the rest of the bartenders not to serve me.

    Luckily there was another bar attached to that one.

    What a bitch.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fand: at least she wasn't bending over backwards to please hippy dickwads.
    Mysst wrote: »
    grug wrote: »
    Yeah, my ex was on the third year of her environmental science course, and just being a huge poser in many ways. I care about shit, I just don't need to hear about it.
    see, exactly. Yeah, I'm a bit sad about genocide in africa but it's africa, if I send money over there it's just going to get stolen by the government or the bandits, and i have enough to worry about just paying off school loans without stressing over whale hunting.
    yep. fuck off with your global warming stickers, I FUCKING KNOW THERE'S GLOBAL WARMING. Maybe stop pretending to be a vegetarian around your housemates, but coming out and eating burgers with me... blargh. I'm glad I can bitch about her, but I do miss her. Dumb cunt.

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    GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    crazy kids and your girl troubles

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    so this game didn't last too long

    off-topic before on-topic

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my ex dumped me like a month ago and almost ruined my brain then called me three days ago and tried to get back together

    i am mostly confused with a side of hateful

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuckin a. my ex kissed me on the lips three or four times at an engagement party on saturday night. fuck.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    my ex dumped me like a month ago and almost ruined my brain then called me three days ago and tried to get back together

    i am mostly confused with a side of hateful

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Really, it's like ripping off a band-aid. Just pull it fast, get it over with, and move on.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my ex fiancee still calls me and tells me how much she loves and misses me

    and comes over

    and has sex and makes out


    but then leaves and I don't hear from her for a month or so

    It's almost as if the offspring wrote their songs about me

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuuuuuck

    just tell her to stay or go

    don't let her come over

    is it fucking with you or are you just getting boned?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    See, that would be cool. My wife would get pissed at me if my ex did that though, and rightfully so.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OOOOH BETTER FAR TO LIVE AND DIE UNDER THE BRAVE BLACK FLAG I FLY THAN PLAY A SANCTIMONIOUS PART WITH A PIRATE HEAD AND A PIRATE HEART

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man if you're just playing it up to get sex bear, that's pretty terrible of you, letting a girl think she's messing your head up.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man she's in georgia so i'm just getting my head dicked with

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    call her up and do it to her

    see what happens

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    push a peener through the phone

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Take a red eye flight out there and bone her

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