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LOST: Time-Travel 101 with Professor Miles

BogeyBogey I'm back, baby!Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Season 5 is off and running!

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Same drill as before. This is where we discuss all things about the show, from crazy theories (Purgatory, Batman vs. Stephen King's Gunslinger universe, etc.) to news about upcoming shows and everything in between.

All rules from previous LOST threads apply here. (Like the one about waiting for me to make the next one when this reaches 100 pages. ) This is an on-topic thread, so please don't troll. Also, use spoiler-tags for things that occurred in the latest episode, grace-period is one week after airing. Some of you have been a little lax on this when posting a running commentary, please stop or you will be infracted.

Clarification: There was discussion in the last thread about posting spoilers from the next-episode teasers. Please DO NOT post these without spoiler-tags. A lot of forumers skip those so if it happens again, you'll receive an infraction. Thanks -B.
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LOST Points for Season 5
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5.5 - This Place Is Death
-50 Shitty non-HD broadcast with a giant "hey no more analog TV soon ok" scrolling message taking up half the screen points for Bakersfield

+5 Engrish points for Jin
+3 Paternal instincts points for Jin
-1 George Lucas Syndrome point for Montad
+1 Attempted uxoricide point for Robert
-1 Baby daddy point for Danielle

+1 Sawyer hug point for Jin
+3 Arrested Development-stle COME ON points for Sawyer

+2 She also kinda LOOKS like a Klingon points for Charlotte
-2 Chocolate before dinner points for Charlotte
+5 Foreshadowing of future past-meddling points for Dan
-1 Charlotte point for Dan

-2 Jinxed it points for Juliet
+2 Trust from Jin points for Locke
+5 Bravery points for Locke
+1 Leg issues point for Locke
-2 Ability to follow very specific instructions containing crucial pronouns points for Locke
-1 Help points from Christopher
-2 That's a pull, not a push points for Locke
-1 Who the fuck is your son stop giving me these vague instructions augh too late points for Cristopher

+1 Are we there yet point for Sun
-3 Always account for traffic in L.A. points for Ben
-3 Sorry I killed your husband ages ago ok don't hate me now please points for Jack
-4 Let's be friends and hate Ben together points for Jack
+6 I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND points for Ben

-5 Wah wah look at me I won't listen to anybody I'm taking MY BABY and running away points for Kate
+5 Fuck this I'm out point for Sayid
+2 Hypocrisy points for Lost Points

-2 Yes we know it's Mrs. Hawking we're not retarded just show her points for Overly Dramatic Ending Music
+3 Oh ok apparently we don't REALLY need everybody points for Mrs. Hawking

= Previous Weeks =
5.1 - Because You Left & 5.2 - The Lie
5.3 - Jughead
5.4 - The Little Prince

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Current Standings - Season 5

First Place: Jack - 500 points
Second Place: Ben - 400 points
Third Place: Everyone else except Jack, Ben, and Kate - various
Last Place: Kate - minus mega a lot

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Links:

Jackfaces!
Jackfaces on MySpace
LOST - Official ABC site
Vincent's Doggie Bloggie
The LOST Points Archive (by Lord Dave and Tasteticle)
Previously on Lost
How can I be an asshole today starring John Locke
How can I be an asshole to Hurley today starring Benjamin Linus


GO! : [

PS. Give me more links and stuff to add to this OP!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Debris

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's totally dinosaurs!

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    The main character from Life On Mars is Daniel's father.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    My current cockamamie theory involves the island being the resting spot to something akin to the monolith from the Odyssey books by Arthur C. Clarke.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So Bogey, is this show still terrible?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ive got a guy at work absolutely hooked to lost

    i gave him all the dvd seasons to borrow until he got caught up for this season

    now he is pissed that he has to sit and wait through commercials like the rest of us

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Bogey, is this show still terrible?
    It would had to have been terrible at one point to be considered "still terrible" so in closing you are a faggot.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Circle gets the square for the block!

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I figured it all out
    They're in Purgatory!

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh it's cool guys.

    I found it.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was wondering where this thread got to.

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am re-posting this because I spent too much time on it and I want "Sawyer Noises" to be the new "Jackfaces"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xatsyk80pXE&feature=channel_page

    Assuming he makes more silly noises that is!

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah, i like it.

    also, i missed the LOST thread

    also also, i have class and can't watch it wed night
    this makes me a sad polar bear

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So I've never watched Lost but do they have like shower facilities and laundry & kitchens etc. on this island?

    Is it perhaps, a Fantasy Island?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sort of?

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They did, but they blew up.

    This week's episode is probably just filler, get to the island already!

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    with all the time-hopping Ricardo Montalban could totally show up.

    horrifying fact: while checking imdb to make sure I had the right guy, I discovered his final role was as a voice on Family Guy as "Cow". this rivals Raul Julia's final role as M. Bison.

    edit: sorry, it's "The Cow". as opposed to "A Cow". a much bigger role.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    So I've never watched Lost but do they have like shower facilities and laundry & kitchens etc. on this island?

    Is it perhaps, a Fantasy Island?

    They had a decked out fallout shelter in season 2, but it blew up at the end of the season.

    There is also like a small town on the island with houses and shit, but that kinda got blown up by the mercenary guys and the smoke monster last season.

    Otherwise, a handful of abandoned research facilities are littered throughout the island.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is why they can't have nice things

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    jackfaces has had a slight update

    check out the "jack's friends" page

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love the hurley one.

    For some reason.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    with all the time-hopping Ricardo Montalban could totally show up.

    horrifying fact: while checking imdb to make sure I had the right guy, I discovered his final role was as a voice on Family Guy as "Cow". this rivals Raul Julia's final role as M. Bison.

    edit: sorry, it's "The Cow". as opposed to "A Cow". a much bigger role.

    End the series with a digitally remastered scene of Ricardo walking down to the dock while Tattoo runs up to ring the bell, yelling Ze plane! Ze plane! only the plane crashes far off on the island, Ricardo just shakes his head and walks off.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I wonder how many handjobs you have to give before your grip is strong enough to pull an arm off.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I wonder how many handjobs you have to give before your grip is strong enough to pull an arm off.

    or Smokey could have just sheared it straight off with that bit around his shoulder

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i like he didn't lose his grip, despite losing his, like... muscles

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I haven't seen anything since the first episode

    Are they still on an island

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I haven't seen anything since the first episode

    Are they still on an island

    It turned out to be a peninsula.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Most of them.

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I haven't seen anything since the first episode

    Are they still on an island

    It turned out to be a peninsula.

    YOU LIED TO US!

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What happened to the other island?

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Not enough Jackface this season just yet. I'm sure that will be corrected.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There were jackfaces

    you just weren't looking

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Danielfaces is the new Jackfaces.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    will get some danielfaces going on the friends page

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I wonder how many handjobs you have to give before your grip is strong enough to pull an arm off.

    or Smokey could have just sheared it straight off with that bit around his shoulder

    Don't try to destroy my dreams of all these handjobs paying off some day.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I wonder how many handjobs you have to give before your grip is strong enough to pull an arm off.

    or Smokey could have just sheared it straight off with that bit around his shoulder

    Don't try to destroy my dreams of all these handjobs paying off some day.

    I wonder if it is a similar story as to how Dr. Chang (I think that's his real name, the orientation video guy) lost his. Hand job/smoke monster combo.

    Tasteticle on

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh yeah. Now I remember why I had to stop reading this thread.
    "Jackface"

    Fuckin' shit.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh yeah. Now I remember why I had to stop reading this thread.
    "Jackface"

    Fuckin' shit.

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hurdur

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