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Believe it Or Not: Kid anally killed by chair
jungleroomx
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http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting
True? False? What say you?
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting
True? False? What say you?
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Well, that's pretty fucking terrible I guess.
preposterous
too late TFS
I say hoax
Same as my brother, but he got it worse. Somehow managed to nearly impale himself.
Are you suggesting that people are replaceable? That's a very soulless thing to say.
and not even good bad
Sounds like something chairman Mao would say.
Damn well killed 'em.
The war will come soon. Millions shall die.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
one time an IED blew up the back half of his vehicle and sent shrapnel into his butt
he lived, but I don't know if he's alive now
Best guess: marzipan and spackle.
do you think i crossed a recline
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Though that's more having my mother convince me snakes can come up through our toilet when I was 5.
you crossed, vomited and then passed out on it, you lazy boy
I bet after some cuts like that he's gonna need a pretty strong analgesic.
Of course that would take a lot of cheek.
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