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[Mini Phalla] Castlephallia - Day 6 - Let us Begin Anew! (NEUTRAL VICTORY)

DaiusDaius Registered User
edited March 2009 in Critical Failures
Dracula Vlad Tepes was growing weak. He had been defeated too many times, fought too many people. He was running out of options.
He sat in his throne staring with melancholy at his glass of blood. The Dark Lord sighed as he ushered his loyal servant Death into the room.
"Master, Belmont is almost here. We have not much time."
"If Belmont wants a fight, then he shall have his fight. I still have some power left in me."
"In all respect Master, I know how tired you've grown. There may be another way."
"Another way?"
"If we use what power there is left between us, we may be able to remove this castle from the confines of this world entirely. We may be able to fully restore what you once were."
"Surely you know the risks that would carry Death. With Belmont and that whip of his here..."
"Yes, the Belmont Clan would be drawn out of time and space along with the castle. But consider this as an oppurtunity."
"...I see. You believe that with the Belmonts of history pitted in battle against all of our greatest demons, we may end this struggle once and for all."
"Precisely, my Lord."
"Very well. Prepare the ceremony. One way or the other, the end is nigh..."

Welcome to CastlePhallia, my very first Phalla!

This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

All of the standard rules apply including no screen caps, no contact with the dead and no anonymous contact. Links to any proboards created should be sent to me.

Everyone will vote in Bold Red, retract votes in Bold Lime and ask for clarifications in Bold Orange.

Rumours speak of a demon called Inactivus dwelling under the castle, who will remove players from the game who fail to post twice per day. You will get one warning, but after that Inactivus shows no mercy.

Voting will close at Midnight GMT.

Player List:
1) Zandracon - Balore - Perished alongside Dracula
2) Gumpy - Death - Killed by Juste Belmont
3) Witch Doctor, DBM - Zombie - Killed by Dracula
4) Burnage as eganrub - Paranoia - Killed by Simon Belmont
5) Micro - Peeping Eye (Seer) - Perished alongside Dracula
6) B:L - Simon Belmont - Forced to Commit Suicide by Puppet Master
7) MacGuffin - Gergoth - Killed by Dracula
8) FrostMist - Frankenstein's Monster - Killed by Trevor Belmont
9) abotkin - Beelzebub - Killed by the Will of the Castle
10) Oats - Dracula (Vig) - Killed by Juste Belmont
11) Sticks - Abaddon - Perished alongside Dracula
12) The_Reflection - Julius Belmont - Destroyed by the Will of the Castle.
13) Ohtsam - Richter Belmont - Doppelganger'd
14) kime - Soma Cruz - WINNER
15) Toxic Toys - Legion - Killed by Juste Belmont
16) The Lawinator - Puppet Master - Killed by Dracula
17) Rainfall - Trevor Belmont - Killed by the Will of the Castle
18) Wildcat - Zephyr - Killed by Alucard
19) enlightenedbum - Medusa - Perished alongside Dracula
20) DasUberEdward - Doppelganger - Killed by Richter Belmont
21) BlueBlue - Graham Jones - Killed by the Will of the Castle
22) Freeagent - Alucard - WINNER
23) Delroland - Olrox - Killed by Juste Belmont
24) jackisreal - Maneater - Killed by the Will of the Castle
25) Stew_Stick - Juste Belmont - Killed by Soma Cruz
Reserves:
1) Kay
2) ElementBrian
3)
...

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  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh man, I want to be in a vampire phalla. I'm in two already though; if I took on another one I would go insane.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup

    There's no round like a second round

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up as eganrub

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Dance with me honey, if you think it's funny - does your mother know that you're out?

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    edited February 2009
    !BOOBS

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    edited February 2009
    !I don't need a castlevania quote to sign up

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

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    edited February 2009
    !Sign up again.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blah!

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up!

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Once again, the number of players will either be 25 or 30 depending on the number of signups. I'm not quite sure which would be better for overall balance, but hey you never know until it's put into practice. All of the roles are unique characters as well. Just to get that out there.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sign up

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    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Siiiiign up again!

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Once again I will face the vampire lord.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Second !Signup is the charm.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Whi-crack!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up for insanity

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    When a problem comes along, you must !sign up

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I suppose I could hunt Dracula... one final time.

    !Sign up to whip or reap, as circumstances demand.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Puttin' up this Sign

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Right, we hit 25, so I'll cap signups there.
    Role PMs will be going out over the next hour or so. Day 1 will then begin.

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cool!

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Man, I got in the original, but not this one. :| And it's a GMT-close one, too. D:

    !Reserve up I guess.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Day 1: What is a Phalla? A miserable pile of villagers.

    As Dracula awoke, the dark crimson hue of the void outside the castle could be seen swirling and undulating through the large, cracked stain-glass windows. At once he felt much stronger; his purpose much clearer than it had been in the countless years so far. It did not escape his attention though that Death was no longer by his side in the Throne Room.
    “A particular nuisance, but he will no doubt find his way back.” He muttered while pouring himself a fresh glass of blood. The Dark Lord surveyed the new castle in his mind’s eye. “Yes, if he uses what wits he should possess, it should be no problem for him.” He looked further still into the castle at the souls that had been dragged into the void with it, bound as if by fate. He analysed the presences methodically, as if a general planning a great battle.
    “Yes, it would seem that five of the Belmont clan are here, along with a handful of others. No matter, my finest demons have also been called to arms.” Dracula rose from his seat and walked slowly towards the door. “With the very walls of this castle coursing with so much dark energy, we should be able to merely destroy them with sheer force of will. You have been worthy foes, vampire-hunters, but tonight you will know my glory.” With this he finished his drink and flung the glass swiftly down to the floor, where it shattered in a way that some might describe as being both beautiful and hideous. Then, with a flick of his jet-black cape, he vanished into the night.

    Day 1 ends at 00:00 GMT, Tuesday 24th Febuary. Once again, please PM me any clarification requests on roles or links to proboards.

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So that's like in 46 hours, right?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What is 0 o'clock? I always forget that. . . And I feel like it's been discussed recently, but oh well.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    So that's like in 46 hours, right?

    22 Hours.

    That's the difficulty with midnight, it's hard to get across whether you're counting it as the end of the day, or the start.

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh right, it's gmt monday.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So. . . 21 hours, 41 minutes? To make sure that we are rounding the same way :P.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dammit Daius, halfway through my role PM I expected to be some sort of uber bad ass in this only to find out that I am "a standard villager". I hate you now.

    So with my epic reveal out of the way, I see that Zandracon was the first to sign up. Little eager to get into the castle aren't we? Could it be you are trying to kill our lord Dracula!

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    So. . . 21 hours, 41 minutes? To make sure that we are rounding the same way :P.

    Yup, right on the money.

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Only one post? Looks like Zandracon is trying to fly under the radar.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So I think Sticks smells like whip leather and the stench of good.

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