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Allergy/Allergies

lillywilliamlillywilliam __BANNED USERS new member
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
An allergy refers to an exaggerated reaction by our immune system in response to bodily contact with certain foreign substances. It is exaggerated because these foreign substances are usually seen by the body as harmless and no response occurs in non- allergic people. Allergic people's bodies recognize the foreign substance and one part of the immune system is turned on. Allergy-producing substances are called "allergens." Examples of allergens include pollens, dust mite, molds, danders, and foods. To understand the language of allergy it is important to remember that allergens are substances that are foreign to the body and can cause an allergic reaction in certain people.

When an allergen comes in contact with the body, it causes the immune system to develop an allergic reaction in persons who are allergic to it. When you inappropriately react to allergens that are normally harmless to other people, you are having an allergic reaction and can be referred to as allergic or atopic. Therefore, people who are prone to allergies are said to be allergic or "atopic."

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    potU al- wait, where are you going with this?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Forgot to log into the Wikipedia alt, I see.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I guess I'm allergic to this thread

    because this is "atopic" I want nothing to do with!!!!!

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what is this shit

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am allergic to olive trees.

    really!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    there is a better pun in there but I am lazy

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you make me so happy, FAQ.

    you know papa needs his pun fix

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm allergic to peanuts

    I like to jerk off with peanut oil to make my dong look bigger

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that pun was terrible and you should be ashamed

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm allergic to peanuts

    I like to jerk off with peanut oil to make my dong look bigger

    pfffffhahahaha

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Talking about puns in a thread about allergies is rather atopical.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So was the plot to make all the forumers list their deathly allergies and then kill them with this knowledge

    Because I am allergic to 100,000 dollar deposits to my checking account

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ugh. I once sneezed so hard from my allergies acting up that I got a subconjunctival hemorrhage in both my eyes. I got to wear sun glasses in class for a week and a half.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am allergic to bullets.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    whats with peanut allergies

    cos all the best stuff has peanuts in them

    like peanut satay sauce
    and um
    pad thai garnished with crushed peanuts

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    So was the plot to make all the forumers list their deathly allergies and then kill them with this knowledge

    Because I am allergic to 100,000 dollar deposits to my checking account

    What a coincidence so am I.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm allergic to peanuts

    I like to jerk off with peanut oil to make my dong look bigger
    Peanut allergies suck. Even worse is when people decide to cook delicious food in peanut oil instead of vegetable oil. :(

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am not actually allergic to peanuts, I was just going for a cheap gag

    I am a prime physical specimen with no allergies whatsoever

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh.

    Well fuck you, then, you healthy bastard. :x

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm also smart and good-looking

    well

    I'm also smart

    ladies

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Oh.

    Well fuck you, then, you healthy bastard. :x

    first urian and now you are using my old sig and av!

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I made it myself. Fuck you.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I HAVE A ZIT

    INSIDE

    MY NOSTRIL

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  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    I HAVE A ZIT

    INSIDE

    MY NOSTRIL

    Pop it!

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am allergic to women

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am allergic to any animal with fur

    so it is only natural my mum be an animal freak

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I also seem to have a part time allergy to cats.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    I HAVE A ZIT

    INSIDE

    MY NOSTRIL

    I got a couple of those in my younger days, they became infrequent as I aged.

    However, I had one last year, actually, so I just drank until I was numb and squeezed my nose until my eyes watered and blood and pus came out of my nostril.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    When I was younger, I was allergic to sugar.

    That was the most horrible thing possible because of my enormous sweet-tooth

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Might have been a sugar intolerance.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I HAVE A ZIT

    INSIDE

    MY NOSTRIL

    I got a couple of those in my younger days, they became infrequent as I aged.

    However, I had one last year, actually, so I just drank until I was numb and squeezed my nose until my eyes watered and blood and pus came out of my nostril.

    bllleeerrgggGGGHHHHLLAARRGLLHH!!!

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i got a zit on my nutsack once while I was camping


    try and trump that. go ahead. I'll wait.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How do you get a zit on your sack

    what the fuck

    do you not wash it or what what the fuck

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    Might have been a sugar intolerance.

    I had terrible stomach aches and headaches all the time. Went to the doctor a lot.

    Finally went and got an allergy test. Sugar, mold, cat hair, and dust were the main ones.

    Thank Jebus sugar and cat hair went away

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Might have been a sugar intolerance.

    I had terrible stomach aches and headaches all the time. Went to the doctor a lot.

    Finally went and got an allergy test. Sugar, mold, cat hair, and dust were the main ones.

    Thank Jebus sugar and cat hair went away

    I got tested for cat dander and my whole back became red and swollen.
    I ain't allergic to cockroaches and goats tho!

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I HAVE A ZIT

    INSIDE

    MY NOSTRIL

    I got a couple of those in my younger days, they became infrequent as I aged.

    However, I had one last year, actually, so I just drank until I was numb and squeezed my nose until my eyes watered and blood and pus came out of my nostril.

    bllleeerrgggGGGHHHHLLAARRGLLHH!!!

    Should I do this

    I am pretty sure I am getting hammered this weekend.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    do you not wash it or what what the fuck

    going camping for 5 days on the Appalachian trail

    water is kind of a precious resource ya know

    better inside than out

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    do you not wash it or what what the fuck

    going camping for 5 days on the Appalachian trail

    water is kind of a precious resource ya know

    better inside than out


    Speaking of nuts should I shave my pubes you guys

    I have not shaved before so I think I should do it on my face first or something

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I HAVE A ZIT

    INSIDE

    MY NOSTRIL

    I got a couple of those in my younger days, they became infrequent as I aged.

    However, I had one last year, actually, so I just drank until I was numb and squeezed my nose until my eyes watered and blood and pus came out of my nostril.

    bllleeerrgggGGGHHHHLLAARRGLLHH!!!

    Should I do this

    I am pretty sure I am getting hammered this weekend.

    Only if you promise not to hold me liable if something horrible happens.

    I'm not exactly a role model.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Volus

    Volus

    I am really tired right now but I am just about finished with my school work for this class and oh my godghasjdglkjsfugijteugjgltghsdftejgdnjlhrtgj

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