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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    james vanderbeek went to my college and was in a dorm room on my floor two doors down from me
    oh em gee can you hook me up i've never shamelessly fucked a celebrity before
    HELL NO BITCH

    I WILL FUCKING END YOU
    YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKING LUNGFISH

    Uhhh...

    Uhhh...
    look it was a one time thing alright

    it's not gay because it was dark and like

    it could have been a woman's cock, i mean come on

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    What's a lungfish?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm linking this again.

    Short hair = Yes.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mike and Hakks are having what polite society calls an "Angry Hate-Fucker's Quarrel."

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Don't waste your cred on her, Mike. Get me in.

    Actually I don't know who that guy is. Know anybody good?
    i know natalie portman

    sexually

    I would give you a handjob if you could hook me up with Natalie Portman.

    Edit: I might not be lying. I'm not sure. Natalie Portman.

    I would blow several dudes to get hooked up with natalie portman.

    because you gotta do what you gotta do.

    Would you blow some dudes to get hooked up with a tranny who looked remarkably like natalie portman?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm a little scared of Portman. The camera adds like 15 lbs, and she looks tiny in V for Vendetta.

    yyyyyyeah she does.

    that doesn't work for you? what are you, sizeist?

    Variable on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    james vanderbeek went to my college and was in a dorm room on my floor two doors down from me
    oh em gee can you hook me up i've never shamelessly fucked a celebrity before
    HELL NO BITCH

    I WILL FUCKING END YOU
    YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKING LUNGFISH

    Uhhh...

    Uhhh...
    look it was a one time thing alright

    it's not gay because it was dark and like

    it could have been a woman's cock, i mean come on

    Sometimes when you're asleep i put a wig on you and imagine you with some bosoms

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    So i got a cheap tripod to go along with my cheap P&S and i've been messing with the manual settings a bit trying to get some good night-time pictures. Actually just putting it on S mode so I can mess with the shutter speed and let the camera do the rest of the work.

    Anyways, here's one I took just now:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3416/3315694368_4034a27422_b.jpg

    So the street lights are overly bright, probably because the exposure was 1 or 1.3 seconds i think. ISO was at 200. So, I ask, would I be able to get a better shot by reducing the shutter speed and widening the aperture (like would that prevent the street lights from showing up so bright?)? Should I bump up the ISO? I'd like to get a nice, non-grainy night-time shot which is why I didn't take the ISO up higher. Umm, yeah I guess I don't know what I'm doing so any advice you guys have would be great.

    Are you shooting digital or film? ISO is the film speed, or the digital camera's imitation of film speed. ISO 200 is balanced for daylight, but yes, upping it will make the shot grainier.

    Your camera has a light meter right? You want the aperture as wide as possible in low light situations, though this will lower your depth of field. The wider the aperture the less time you will have to have the shutter open for. However, you could use a smaller aperture and a longer shutter speed and get better results, you really just need to find a combination of the two that makes your light meter happy.

    Also, remember your rules of composition! :P

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Don't waste your cred on her, Mike. Get me in.

    Actually I don't know who that guy is. Know anybody good?
    i know natalie portman

    sexually

    I would give you a handjob if you could hook me up with Natalie Portman.

    Edit: I might not be lying. I'm not sure. Natalie Portman.
    you better not be lying

    i want my handjob motherfucker

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Don't waste your cred on her, Mike. Get me in.

    Actually I don't know who that guy is. Know anybody good?
    i know natalie portman

    sexually

    I would give you a handjob if you could hook me up with Natalie Portman.

    Edit: I might not be lying. I'm not sure. Natalie Portman.

    I would blow several dudes to get hooked up with natalie portman.

    because you gotta do what you gotta do.

    Would you blow some dudes to get hooked up with a tranny who looked remarkably like natalie portman?

    actually remarkable? because I think I've probably seen very few things in life that were truly remarkable.

    Variable on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This coverflow thing for my top 12 sites is remarkably useful.

    skippydumptruck on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Don't waste your cred on her, Mike. Get me in.

    Actually I don't know who that guy is. Know anybody good?
    i know natalie portman

    sexually

    I would give you a handjob if you could hook me up with Natalie Portman.

    Edit: I might not be lying. I'm not sure. Natalie Portman.

    I would blow several dudes to get hooked up with natalie portman.

    because you gotta do what you gotta do.



    Would you blow some dudes to get hooked up with a tranny who looked remarkably like natalie portman?
    YES

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    james vanderbeek went to my college and was in a dorm room on my floor two doors down from me
    oh em gee can you hook me up i've never shamelessly fucked a celebrity before
    HELL NO BITCH

    I WILL FUCKING END YOU
    YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKING LUNGFISH

    Uhhh...

    Uhhh...
    look it was a one time thing alright

    it's not gay because it was dark and like

    it could have been a woman's cock, i mean come on

    Sometimes when you're asleep i put a wig on you and imagine you with some bosoms

    Where do you put the wig?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Mike and Hakks are having what polite society calls an "Angry Hate-Fucker's Quarrel."
    i don't get angry

    i just slap-a-hoe

    MikeMan on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    This coverflow thing for my top 12 sites is remarkably useful.

    Yeah I concur. You know what I am finding kind of double edged abut OSX, though, as a new convert? I like being able to rename a file by highlighting it and pressing enter... but I don't like that highlighting it and pressing enter doesn't open it. :P

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    No seriously.

    What's a lungfish?

    JustinSane07 on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Would you blow some dudes to get hooked up with a tranny who looked remarkably like natalie portman?
    YES

    Who wouldn't?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No seriously.

    What's a lungfish?

    http://www.google.com

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm watching Twilight. It's one big "...uhhh" fest

    Sami on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    I'm a little scared of Portman. The camera adds like 15 lbs, and she looks tiny in V for Vendetta.

    yyyyyyeah she does.

    that doesn't work for you? what are you, sizeist?

    I prefer my women over 100lbs :|

    skippydumptruck on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Don't waste your cred on her, Mike. Get me in.

    Actually I don't know who that guy is. Know anybody good?
    i know natalie portman

    sexually

    I would give you a handjob if you could hook me up with Natalie Portman.

    Edit: I might not be lying. I'm not sure. Natalie Portman.
    you better not be lying

    i want my handjob motherfucker

    I give you my fucking word, with these forums as my witness, that if I hook up with Natalie Portman in a sexual manner, I will give you a handjob.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fags

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    james vanderbeek went to my college and was in a dorm room on my floor two doors down from me
    oh em gee can you hook me up i've never shamelessly fucked a celebrity before
    HELL NO BITCH

    I WILL FUCKING END YOU
    YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKING LUNGFISH

    Uhhh...

    Uhhh...
    look it was a one time thing alright

    it's not gay because it was dark and like

    it could have been a woman's cock, i mean come on

    Sometimes when you're asleep i put a wig on you and imagine you with some bosoms
    not creepy at all

    MikeMan on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Mike and Hakks are having what polite society calls an "Angry Hate-Fucker's Quarrel."
    i don't get angry

    i just slap-a-hoe

    hoe1272.jpg

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No seriously.

    What's a lungfish?

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

    A fish

    with lungs

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    I'm a little scared of Portman. The camera adds like 15 lbs, and she looks tiny in V for Vendetta.

    yyyyyyeah she does.

    that doesn't work for you? what are you, sizeist?

    I prefer my women over 100lbs :|

    I prefer my women to be incredibly gorgeous.

    Variable on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    fags

    Stop it that's offensive.

    Organichu on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    fags

    Stop it that's offensive.

    No it's fine. Fuzzy smokes Englishmen.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I'm a little scared of Portman. The camera adds like 15 lbs, and she looks tiny in V for Vendetta.

    yyyyyyeah she does.

    that doesn't work for you? what are you, sizeist?

    I prefer my women over 100lbs :|

    I prefer my women to be incredibly gorgeous.

    I endorse this. Women can be gorgeous at many different weights. I mean you really have to be freaking OUT there (like sub 80 lbs or 300+ lbs) for me to say "ok, bell curve is flattening out".

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    No seriously.

    What's a lungfish?

    http://www.google.com

    God you fail, Inquis.

    The correct link is: http://lmgtfy.com/

    Anyways, I thought Hakks was using some sort of slang but it just turns out she was telling Mike he was some kind of salamander.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The top 3 famous women I would like to bone, in no particular order:

    --Carmen Electra (mmm, so old)
    --The sister from Dexter
    --Rashida Jones

    skippydumptruck on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    fags

    Stop it that's offensive.

    No it's fine. Fuzzy smokes Englishmen.

    Noted.

    Fuzzy: stop it that's going to ruin your teeth.

    Organichu on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    fags

    Stop it that's offensive.

    No it's fine. Fuzzy smokes Englishmen.

    Noted.

    Fuzzy: stop it that's going to ruin your teeth.

    also, english people teeth bad.

    !!!

    Variable on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I thought you meant Dee-Dee...skippy.
    I was worried.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, can someone explain en passant to me in chess?

    People always sort of mention it in passing but I've never been given a good explanation.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I like the phrase "power u" for vagina.

    skippydumptruck on
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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Are you shooting digital or film? ISO is the film speed, or the digital camera's imitation of film speed. ISO 200 is balanced for daylight, but yes, upping it will make the shot grainier.

    Your camera has a light meter right? You want the aperture as wide as possible in low light situations, though this will lower your depth of field. The wider the aperture the less time you will have to have the shutter open for. However, you could use a smaller aperture and a longer shutter speed and get better results, you really just need to find a combination of the two that makes your light meter happy.

    Also, remember your rules of composition! :P
    I'm shooting digital. I'm assuming the camera has a light meter for its auto-adjustments. I don't know, this thing is pretty cheap.

    And, when I say I know nothing about photography, it means that when you say "remember your rules of composition", i say "wuzza?"

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    gorillaSig.jpg
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I thought you meant Dee-Dee...skippy.
    I was worried.

    :?:

    skippydumptruck on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    fags

    Stop it that's offensive.

    No it's fine. Fuzzy smokes Englishmen.

    Noted.

    Fuzzy: stop it that's going to ruin your teeth.

    also, english people teeth bad.

    !!!
    THE SINGULARITY HAS FORMED
    WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
    CHATMODULATORY AMBULANATRIX DICHOTICISM HAS PARADOXICALLY BECOME
    UNIVERSALHEDRON TIME BENT
    ZIONS TAKE OVER WORLD

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The top 3 famous women I would like to bone, in no particular order:

    --Carmen Electra (mmm, so old)
    --The sister from Dexter
    --Rashida Jones

    62345115.jpg

    What the fuck man?

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