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My wisdom teeth have been removed.
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And now my mouth hurts.
It hurts to open it, and chewing on food, even something like bread, feels like eating nails.
I'm taking painkillers that make me dizzy and they still hurt.
So yeah. This sucks.
The only bright side is that I can eat lots of ice cream with the excuse that it doesn't hurt to eat (it really dosn't)
It hurts to open it, and chewing on food, even something like bread, feels like eating nails.
I'm taking painkillers that make me dizzy and they still hurt.
So yeah. This sucks.
The only bright side is that I can eat lots of ice cream with the excuse that it doesn't hurt to eat (it really dosn't)
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It was nice to know months after I woke up and I went the dentist
Hahahahahaha
For the first day I just laid on the couch and watched the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Teeth are the currency that buy you a spot in heaven. Looks like I'll be livin' it up on the milkshake resort on the lesbian cloud while you are slumming it in shithole alley.
Kinda funny, I stumbled home after it being done, and then took a long nap on the guest bed.
I woke up and left. It wasn't until hours later I learned that I had bled all over it.
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I looked hilarious with puffy cheeks, so that was good times.
I was born with an extra tooth.
Objectively speaking I am better than you.
When I got my wisdom teeth taken out I woke up on the couch at home with no memory of anything prior to that.
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I used my exacto knife to make a little strawspoon and all was better.
No I had my dad with me.
Oh okay way to leave details out of your story.
I'm gonna let it slide though because you're still heavily medicated.
On a completely unrelated tangent please sign this contract stating you will pay me money for essentially doing nothing.
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A piece of spaghetti got stuck there for a while.
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man i love getting put out for surgery. I've had it done two times, once when I was five for tonsils and then for wisdom teeth. When I was a kid they asked me what my favorite ninja turtle was. I got to the point of saying Donatel- and then I saw tiny foot clan ninjas climbing down tiny ropes from the overhead light. I had time to say oh nooooo foot clan and then I passed out.
In the end this was a bad choice because the pain made me tense up a bit and with the pressure it takes to break wisdom teeth I ended up getting a pretty sore jaw.
oh christ i'm flat fucking broke in heaven
i bet false teeth count as debt
It's kind of funny. They stuck the IV in me, and here I was casually talking to the dentist and nurses.
Then I ask when we're going to start.
They tell me they had already finished it.
Oh yeah not affected at all, other than the time discrepancy.
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So later on in the day, after the surgery, whilst sitting in bed reading Harry Potter and finding it utterly convincing, I go to blow my nose. There is so much gunk in there I need two tissues; one for each nostril.
I blow my left nostril. Snot. Throw tissue away.
I blow my right nostril. Perhaps two liquid ounces of black mucus and dried blood. Stare in an approximation of shock.
And that's the story of how they punctured my sinus cavity for a medically superfluous operation and caused me really aggravating problems with my nose lasting almost two years now.
I have tears running down my face; well done, sir.
You should have yelled at him "I'm gay asshole, but thanks for being insensitive about my personal life choices". You could have sued.
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Did anybody else see that video they're supposed to show you? Of everything that could go wrong? Such as boring too deep and ruining the nerve that runs through you jaw, causing you to become slack-jawed for all of eternity?
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"Well we could remove both of them now, but we don't want to numb both sides of your jaw"
Bullshit
For the low fee of $200 after private health insurance, I got to visit the surgeon's office so I could show him my x-ray. After several seconds of careful deliberation he explained to me his specialist expert judgment. Yes, in fact those teeth, the ones on the end that are pointing in the wrong directions, did need to be removed and it probably wouldn't hurt to do it sooner rather than later. I booked in for his next available surgical appointment, which was in 6 months time.
Anyway the surgery went well. It was the first time I'd been under a general. Woke up a couple of hours later and went home. Not too much pain, bled for a while. I tried to watch Orson Welles' The Third Man while still under the after effects of the anesthetic and failed miserably. Cruised through a few days on mersyndol and was eating steak trouble free by the end of the week.