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The only good bug is a dead bug!(not a starship troopers thread)

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    i used to have a yellow garden spider that made a web on the outside part of our kitchen window

    so every day im washing a bowl or something i had to stare at that thing. and i could tell it was trying to find a way in. testing the window for weaknesses. i could tell...it was thinking.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    that weaponry is appropriate to most of the things discussed in this thread

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Especially if it is loaded with salt.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The only spider I don't mind are daddy long legs. Seriously, if I found any other spider on me I would jump and brush it off fast. But if its a daddy long leg, I'll just let it chill. I think its because I spent 7 summers for a week in some canvas tents. There are just so many of them in there you have to get used to them

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't mind spiders but I don't like crane flies much (aka yet another bug called a daddy long legs) or those harvestmen (same again).

    Ever seen a close up of a harvestman's mouth? It's like some sci-fi shit and creeped me the hell out

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    crane flies are terrible

    they're like big creepy flying whispy spiders

    with 6 legs.

    I think daddy long legs are arachnids, but not spiders, right? They're basically giant mites, yea?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Praying mantises are also not good. They're fine on the ground but then it took off and I was like WHAT THE HELL I'D FORGOTTEN YOU COULD FLY

    Green religious bastard kept coming for me.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You just traced the batman logo and added fangs.
    Dusk! With a creepy, tingling sensation, you hear the fluttering of leathery wings!

    BATS!

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  • green-eyesgreen-eyes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The only spider I don't mind are daddy long legs. Seriously, if I found any other spider on me I would jump and brush it off fast. But if its a daddy long leg, I'll just let it chill. I think its because I spent 7 summers for a week in some canvas tents. There are just so many of them in there you have to get used to them

    You kidding me? they can't even fly properly they just float ominously towards you and are a bitch to catch because their legs don't fit inside anything but a pint glass!

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like how after Bill Watterson did that storyline a bunch of people sent him a ton of information about bats.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay, obligatory traumatic childhood story involving insect:

    Me and my mom are cruising up from Ventura, CA to Southern Oregon (scoping out where we'd later move to). We're about 1/2 way there, in the middle of the central valley ... somewhere below Sacramento and the grapevine. Food time: we pull of the first exit with a gas station and a McDonalds. I do believe that was all. We first notice something's wrong when the few outside benches and tables look filthy. Like black stuff all around the underside. Did I mention it was something-over-100 degrees out? No time to investigate grungy tables as we haul ass across spontaneously-igniting asphalt. Once we get inside, a metric-ton of shit hits a metric shit-ton of fans. There are crickets EVERYWHERE. For this is their air-conditioned mecca. There temperature-controlled Eden. They've packed themselves in under every table, all along the sides of the counter, every corner and floorboard on the bottom of every wall. EVERYWHERE. My mom, using her better judgement, tells me to use the bathroom and we'll just get a water to go. But no, I am 9, I am not afraid of the cricket menace. I wants me a chocolate shake. 5 minutes later, I get said shake, and we're out the door. Also, the black mess under the tables? More insect armies. And as if things couldn't get worse, as I start to stir the milkshake (because I have horrible luck getting not-mixed choco shakes at McDs), I feel a crunch. Then two. I don't even look inside, just chuck the shake in the trash.

    I can never remove the images of the cricked invasion out of my head.

    TL;DR version: Was a kid, stopped at McDonalds in middle of no-where, all of a sudden, crickets. Thousands of them.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    I think daddy long legs are arachnids, but not spiders, right? They're basically giant mites, yea?

    it depends, actually!

    there are actually about three different things that people call Daddy Long-Legs

    Crane Flies (not spiders), Harvestmen (not spiders), and the Cellar Spider (spiders)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_longlegs

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait
    who the hell calls a crane fly a daddy long legs
    I have never come across that in all my years

    ...granted, in all my years I've just referred to crane flies as "the ugliest bug I've ever seen", or the "uglybug", and nobody has ever had a problem deducing what I'm talking about

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't know, I'm just going by what Wiki tells me

    turns out what I always called Daddy Long-Legs were in fact "Harvestmen"

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    and my traditional daddy long legs is the cellar spider
    it all comes full circle

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just saw the cellar spider picture

    goddammit

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Crane Flies ain't no thing man.

    The look like giant mosquitos to me.

    giant, friendly mosquitos. I'll have crane flies and super long legged super chill spiders, side by side, right outside my door, because a dryer vent is located right above it and to the left. They take messages for me when I am not in.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    They're called harvestmen?

    I had no idea

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spiders are awesome

    this forum is full of blubbery scared little vaginae

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    spiders are awesome

    this forum is full of blubbery scared little vaginae

    A spider made a web in our kitchen window, ie, between the screen and the glass. I saw it and was going to kill it, then changed my mind and decided to let him just starve to death wondering why no bugs ever got caught in the web.

    Dumb fucking spider.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    spiders are great except when they bite and you swell up and get pussy

    otherwise just solid, grade A creatures

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    spiders are awesome

    this forum is full of blubbery scared little vaginae

    Says the girl scared of fire

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    so who wants to see a picture of a dude's leg that got bit by a Brown Recluse

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nobody. Nobody at all.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Praying mantises are also not good. They're fine on the ground but then it took off and I was like WHAT THE HELL I'D FORGOTTEN YOU COULD FLY

    Green religious bastard kept coming for me.

    God I love when the mantises ... manti ... *whatever* come out in summer. I work in a nursery, so eventually I will find one on most sunny days. And it's fun to sit it on my shoulder, where it'll sit there like it was trained while I walk around and work and talk to customers and crap. Kids love it. Many moms have jumped when they finally realized what it was. Also:
    Orchid Mantis.
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    Nature's little ninjas. IN PINK.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man...what sucks more, being a male pink praying mantis knowing that when you get laid your lady bites your pink head off, or a male lady bug (nature's tranny)?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man I used to be all "Daddy Long-Legs are neat etc etc" but that one is eating the HELL out of that skink tail.

    WHERE IS THE REST OF THE SKINK

    I mean yes, maybe it detached its tail and ran off... or maybe it ate the whole thing. Slowly. Patiently. Creepily.

    I had an apartment in college that had a box elder bug infestation. Not on the inside (okay, less on the inside) but the south wall, where my door was, was completely covered in them for months. It was disgusting. And they creep under door jams and window frames and die there, which is also disgusting. But even worse than that was the apartment I moved into after that lease expired. Two of my friends and I spent the day trucking our boxes around the block from our old places to our new place (me using a Radio Flyer because I didn't own a car). When we're finished moving but not unpacked at all, we break out the wine bottles and call it a day. So we're drinking, and we're drinking, and when you consume liquid it turns out eventually you need to pee.

    Into the bathroom I go. When I reach for the toilet paper roll something falls to the ground from behind it, but whatever. I finish my business, turn around to flush, and whammo, there is a giant spider perched on the back of the toilet seat, right behind where my head was five seconds earlier. I'm grossed out, but I whack at it with a toilet brush. It drops off the toilet to the floor, and scuttles behind it, at which point I see its friendly sibling also under the toilet, probably shaking off the concussion it got when it fell off the TP. I run out to grab some Raid. Meanwhile my roommate, unwarned, goes into the bathroom and comes flying out as I return empty-handed, screeching about spiders on the toilet seat itself. I ended up cornering all three and spraying them to death with Clorox countertop cleaner.

    I don't know what they were, but they were about 3/4" big and we had an outdoor infestation of them at that house as well... although I never saw them near the toilet again.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    spiders are awesome

    this forum is full of blubbery scared little vaginae

    Says the girl scared of fire

    given the choice between a spider walking up my arm and a spider ON FIRE walking up my arm

    I will gladly gladly choose the former

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    if the spiders have become resistant to fire then we are all doomed

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'd like to think that the spider was in the same accident that gave the fantastic four their powers

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  • green-eyesgreen-eyes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    if the spiders have become resistant to fire then we are all doomed

    I bet they're not resistant to a boot in the face

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm not actually phobic of anything, to my knowledge, I just don't like certain things

    My dumbass aunt insists that if you dislike an animal it means that, deep in your heart, you're scared of it

    Well I don't know about you but that means I am utterly terrified of her kitten that shits all over the place and is a huge dick to her older cat

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  • green-eyesgreen-eyes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hahaha yeah dislike does not equal fear

    I'm phobic of masks and mannequins... but not really any animals; if it tries to eat me - "hey i'm bigger than you. STOMP!"

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I should dig up those videos of the massive scorpion-spider things they have in iraq, the ones that can like, attach to the wall while eating some little lizard

    those are awesome

    I hate bugs but spiders are mostly okay. They are like our allies in the war against every more irritating insect

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  • green-eyesgreen-eyes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Never thought about it that way... I have a new found love of spiders (even though i liked them for the way they move in the first place)

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spiders always have that weird violin plucking music accompanying them.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    spiders are great except when they bite and you swell up and get pussy

    otherwise just solid, grade A creatures

    I read that twice and was really confused.

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  • freelancerbobfreelancerbob UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    spiders are great except when they bite and you swell up and get pussy

    otherwise just solid, grade A creatures

    I read that twice and was really confused.

    This!

    Also, spiders annoy me, but I am not particularly afraid of them. My friend, however, gets freaked out by spiders like crazy, although he doesn't mind other critters much.

    I should get a pet spider on my ranger alt, bust it out at random sometime to freak him out:D

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    I fish with those!

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