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what is the best poem
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Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And I need to take a poop
From a butt
is like a flower
even if it is the best flower
the free market has still managed to put a price
on it
was
broetry
by Campion
Projeck has a funk
A funk from his trunk
Thank you.
that was sweet shit bro
we are like on the same wavelength
like when you got a natty light in each hand
brahmonious
once you're lost in twilight's blue, you don't find the way
the way finds you
Campion is Whack
by Projeck
Campion is whiny
and his wiener is tiny
for like student body president
this shit is too legit for school politics
It's an epic poem about werewolves in Los Angeles.
man, i loved school politics
run a hard line, kovak
he had alchoholism
and it affected his home life
pretty severely
(also i guess he had a huge dinger)
bongo drum, slow clap
dogg this campaign
is being run in my doggs house
over the last 3 days
we been hella preppin
also we been hotboxing a 3000 square foot house
i aint make a politickal decision before i hit a gravity bong 5 times
mr. president i believe you need to hit this shit
indubitably
The Dragonfly skims the lake
Dude Bros should shut up
I think I did that right
Let me count the ways
Kovak are you secretly Karl Rove
And I think it totally sucks
Why is it not meat?
so there's this guy
and he goes to this talent agency
and he says, man do i have an act for you
it's a family act
the producer stops him right then and there and asks if he's got any jager on his person
guy is like naw bro got some natty ice and some olde english
get some brake grease and a funnel and we gotta good time involving abject fear and urethras
There once was a boyyyyyy
anddd he was very coy
until the day he was raped like a chew toyyy
How is a chew toy raped
Your metaphor doesn't hold up, sir.
I'm so lonely
Life is empty
now where's my coke
and fucking money?
Bro...
Just sit back and feel the vibrations,
resonating
through the brosmos.
Connecting all bros alike
under a single uniting thought:
"rad kegger chad"
it's either this or that fucking insipid watchmen puppets idea
Smoke as dark miasma rising
Unspeakable agony
Of my soul
Rain that never heals
Yessss.
Funny when things never change
Even when you say they will
But while your off screwing her
My life is standing still
One of the times I attempted to go to college, I made the mistake of taking a creative writing course. This one chick with a big 'ol ladyboner for e.e. cummings wrote a poem featuring the line "I spread my wings like legs and fly"
I laughed so hard that I was asked to leave the classroom
Also:
WENT TO SCHOOL, STARTED LEARNING
THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM
TOTALLY BOMB
thank you
so I made this poem thingy
but then I realized it wasn't a poem
thank you