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what is the best poem

ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
i need to know

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sugar is sweet
    And I need to take a poop

    From a butt

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    a poem

    is like a flower

    even if it is the best flower

    the free market has still managed to put a price

    on it

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Death of a Ball Turret Gunner

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can we do some broetry in here?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the best poetry
    was

    broetry

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck is Smelly
    by Campion

    Projeck has a funk
    A funk from his trunk


    Thank you.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    motherfucker fuckin tweaked bat bro

    that was sweet shit bro

    we are like on the same wavelength

    like when you got a natty light in each hand

    brahmonious

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    line from a queens of the stone age song comes to mind

    once you're lost in twilight's blue, you don't find the way

    the way finds you

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Projeck is Smelly
    by Campion

    Projeck has a funk
    A funk from his trunk


    Thank you.

    Campion is Whack
    by Projeck

    Campion is whiny
    and his wiener is tiny

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    G.I. Bro

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    anjin i gotta tel you bout this sweet campaign we runnin

    for like student body president

    this shit is too legit for school politics

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've always been curious about "Sharp Teeth" by Toby Barlow.

    It's an epic poem about werewolves in Los Angeles.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    anjin i gotta tel you bout this sweet campaign we runnin

    for like student body president

    this shit is too legit for school politics

    man, i loved school politics

    run a hard line, kovak

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    there once was a man from nantucket
    he had alchoholism
    and it affected his home life
    pretty severely
    (also i guess he had a huge dinger)

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    there once was a man from nantucket
    he had alchoholism
    and it affected his home life
    pretty severely
    (also i guess he had a huge dinger)

    bongo drum, slow clap

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FUCK IT'S ONE THIRTY WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING AWAKE

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    anjin i gotta tel you bout this sweet campaign we runnin

    for like student body president

    this shit is too legit for school politics

    man, i loved school politics

    run a hard line, kovak

    dogg this campaign

    is being run in my doggs house

    over the last 3 days

    we been hella preppin

    also we been hotboxing a 3000 square foot house

    i aint make a politickal decision before i hit a gravity bong 5 times

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    anjin i gotta tel you bout this sweet campaign we runnin

    for like student body president

    this shit is too legit for school politics

    man, i loved school politics

    run a hard line, kovak

    dogg this campaign

    is being run in my doggs house

    over the last 3 days

    we been hella preppin

    also we been hotboxing a 3000 square foot house

    i aint make a politickal decision before i hit a gravity bong 5 times

    mr. president i believe you need to hit this shit

    indubitably

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Flower petals dance
    The Dragonfly skims the lake
    Dude Bros should shut up

    I think I did that right

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    How shall I compare thee to some rotted meat
    Let me count the ways

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    anjin i gotta tel you bout this sweet campaign we runnin

    for like student body president

    this shit is too legit for school politics

    man, i loved school politics

    run a hard line, kovak

    dogg this campaign

    is being run in my doggs house

    over the last 3 days

    we been hella preppin

    also we been hotboxing a 3000 square foot house

    i aint make a politickal decision before i hit a gravity bong 5 times

    Kovak are you secretly Karl Rove

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    StrayDogStrayDog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hate broccoli
    And I think it totally sucks
    Why is it not meat?

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    Let me go down in the mud, where the rivers all run dry.
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    alright

    so there's this guy

    and he goes to this talent agency

    and he says, man do i have an act for you

    it's a family act

    the producer stops him right then and there and asks if he's got any jager on his person

    guy is like naw bro got some natty ice and some olde english

    get some brake grease and a funnel and we gotta good time involving abject fear and urethras

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have a poemmm

    There once was a boyyyyyy

    anddd he was very coy

    until the day he was raped like a chew toyyy

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    How does one get raped like a chew toy

    How is a chew toy raped

    Your metaphor doesn't hold up, sir.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I dont know, animals hump there chew toys some times right

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man i think i hate you

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Noooo I'll make emo poetry instead, thats better

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man just make poop poetry, it's better. Everyone likes poop poetry.

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    StrayDogStrayDog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Emo poetry is the best

    I'm so lonely
    Life is empty
    now where's my coke
    and fucking money?

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    StrayDog wrote: »
    Emo poetry is the best

    I'm so lonely
    Life is empty
    now where's my coke
    and fucking money?
    oh right I spent it on coke
    sniff

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    motherfucker fuckin tweaked bat bro

    that was sweet shit bro

    we are like on the same wavelength

    like when you got a natty light in each hand

    brahmonious

    Bro...

    Just sit back and feel the vibrations,

    resonating

    through the brosmos.

    Connecting all bros alike

    under a single uniting thought:

    "rad kegger chad"

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    god i cannot sleep

    it's either this or that fucking insipid watchmen puppets idea

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Black candles of my souls
    Smoke as dark miasma rising
    Unspeakable agony
    Of my soul
    Rain that never heals

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    motherfucker fuckin tweaked bat bro

    that was sweet shit bro

    we are like on the same wavelength

    like when you got a natty light in each hand

    brahmonious

    Bro...

    Just sit back and feel the vibrations

    resonating

    through the brosmos.

    Connecting all bros alike

    under a single uniting thought -

    "rad kegger chad"

    Yessss.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I found this emo poem in google search

    Funny when things never change
    Even when you say they will
    But while your off screwing her
    My life is standing still

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    StrayDogStrayDog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    brosmos is a lovely word

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Emo poetry is hilarious

    One of the times I attempted to go to college, I made the mistake of taking a creative writing course. This one chick with a big 'ol ladyboner for e.e. cummings wrote a poem featuring the line "I spread my wings like legs and fly"

    I laughed so hard that I was asked to leave the classroom

    Also:
    Touching.jpg

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I GOT UP THIS MORNING
    WENT TO SCHOOL, STARTED LEARNING
    THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM
    TOTALLY BOMB

    thank you

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    anjin son got angry at me
    so I made this poem thingy
    but then I realized it wasn't a poem

    thank you

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