what is the best poem



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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    There once was a man from East Sheen,
    Who invented a Wanking Machine.
    At the 11'o stroke,
    The bloody thing broke.
    And Mashed his balls to ice cream.
    There once was a man from Aberdeen
    who invented a fucking machine
    concave or convex, 't would fit either sex
    but oh, what a bastard to clean

    There once was a man from Peru
    Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
    He woke with a fright
    In the middle of the night
    And found that his dream had come true

    Tam on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    we sit together
    the mountain and i
    until only the mountain remains

    (if you catch where this is from you are the best e-bud)
    It's a poem by Li Bai, but I know it from Alpha Centauri.

    THAT is what it is.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009



    Self Aware Colony had the most fucked up cutscene.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anyway, toolios, the best poem is

    How a ship having passed the Line was driven by Storms to the cold Country towards the South Pole; and how from thence she made her course to the tropical Latitude of the Great Pacific Ocean; and of the strange things that befell; and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.

    It is an ancyent Marinere,
    And he stoppeth one of three:
    "By thy long grey beard and thy glittering eye
    "Now wherefore stoppest me?
    The bridegroom's doors are open'd wide
    "And I am next of kin;
    "The Guests are met, the Feast is set,--
    "May'st hear the merry din.

    But still he holds the wedding-guest--
    There was a Ship, quoth he--
    "Nay, if thou'st got a laughsome tale,
    "Marinere! come with me."

    He holds him with his skinny hand,
    Quoth he, there was a Ship--
    "Now get thee hence, thou grey-beard Loon!
    "Or my Staff shall make thee skip.

    He holds him with his glittering eye--
    The wedding guest stood still
    And listens like a three year's child;
    The Marinere hath his will.

    The wedding-guest sate on a stone,
    He cannot chuse but hear:
    And thus spake on that ancyent man,
    The bright-eyed Marinere.

    The Ship was cheer'd, the Harbour clear'd--
    Merrily did we drop
    Below the Kirk, below the Hill,
    Below the Light-house top.

    The Sun came up upon the left,
    Out of the Sea came he:
    And he shone bright, and on the right
    Went down into the Sea.

    Higher and Higher every day,
    Till over the mast at noon--
    The wedding-guest here beat his breast,
    For he heard the loud bassoon.

    The Bride hath pac'd into the Hall,
    Red as a rose is she;
    Nodding their heads before her goes
    The merry Minstralsy.

    The wedding-guest he beat his breast
    Yet he cannot chuse but hear:
    And thus spake on that ancyent Man,
    The bright-eyed Marinere.

    Listen, Stranger! Storm and Wind,
    A Wind and Tempest strong!
    For days and weeks it play'd us freaks--
    Like Chaff we drove along.

    Listen, Stranger! Mist and Snow,
    And it grew wond'rous cauld:
    And Ice mast-high came floating by
    As green as Emerauld.

    And thro' the drifts the snowy clifts
    Did send a dismal sheen;
    Ne shapes of men ne beasts we ken--
    The Ice was all between.

    The Ice was here, the Ice was there,
    The Ice was all around:
    It crack'd and growl'd, and roar'd and howl'd--
    Like noises of a swound.

    At length did cross an Albatross,
    Thorough the Fog it came;
    And an it were a Christian Soul,
    We hail'd it in God's name.

    The Marineres gave it biscuit-worms,
    And round and round it flew:
    The Ice did split with a thunder-fit;
    The Helmsman steer'd us thro'.

    And a good south wind sprung up behind,
    The Albatross did follow;
    And every day for food or play
    Came to the Marinere's hollo!

    In mist or cloud on mast or shroud
    It perch'd for vespers nine,
    Whiles all the night thro' [fog-smoke white]
    Glimmer'd the white moon-shine.

    "God save thee, ancyent Marinere!
    "From the fiends that plague thee thus--
    "Why look'st thou so?"--with my cross bow
    I shot the Albatross.

    The Sun came up upon the right,
    Out of the Sea came he;
    And broad as a weft upon the left
    Went down into the Sea.

    And the good south wind still blew behind,
    But no sweet Bird did follow
    Ne any day for food or play
    Came to the Marinere's hollo!

    And I had done an hellish thing
    And it would work 'em woe;
    For all averr'd, I had kill'd the Bird
    That made the Breeze to blow.

    Ne dim ne red, like God's own head,
    The glorious Sun uprist:
    Then all averr'd, I had kill'd the Bird
    That brought the fog and mist.
    T'was right, said they, such birds to slay
    That bring the fog and mist.

    The breezes blew, the white foam flew,
    The furrow follow'd free:
    We were the first that ever burst
    Into that silent Sea.

    Down dropt the breeze, the Sails dropt down,
    'Twas sad as sad could be
    And we did speak only to break
    The silence of the Sea.

    All in a hot and copper sky
    The bloody sun at noon,
    Right up above the mast did stand,
    No bigger than the moon.

    Day after day, day after day,
    We stuck, ne breath ne motion,
    As idle as a painted Ship
    Upon a painted Ocean.

    Water, water every where
    And all the boards did shrink;
    Water, water every where,
    Ne any drop to drink.

    The very deeps did rot: O Christ!
    That ever this should be!
    Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
    Upon the slimy Sea.

    About, about, in reel and rout
    The Death-fires danc'd at night;
    The water, like a witch's oils,
    Burnt green and blue and white.

    And some in dreams assured were
    Of the Spirit that plagued us so:
    Nine fathom deep he had follow'd us
    From the Land of Mist and Snow.

    And every tongue thro' utter drouth
    Was wither'd at the root;
    We could not speak no more than if
    We had been choked with soot.

    Ah wel-a-day! what evil looks
    Had I from old and young;
    Instead of the Cross the Albatross
    About my neck was hung.

    I saw a something in the Sky
    No bigger than my fist;
    At first it seem'd a little speck
    And then it seem'd a mist:
    It mov'd and mov'd, and took at last
    A certain shape, I wist.

    A speck, a mist, a shape, I wist!
    And still it ner'd and ner'd;
    And, an it dodged a water-sprite,
    It plung'd and tack'd and veer'd.

    With throat unslack'd, with black lips bak'd
    Ne could we laugh, ne wail:
    Then while thro' drouth all dumb they stood
    I bit my arm and suck'd the blood
    And cry'd, A sail! A sail!

    With throat unslack'd, with black lips bak'd
    Agape they hear'd me call:
    Gramercy! they for joy did grin
    And all at once their breath drew in
    As they were drinking all.

    She doth not tack from side to side--
    Hither to work us weal
    Withouten wind, withouten tide
    She steddies with upright keel.

    The western wave was all a flame,
    The day was well nigh done!
    Almost upon the western wave
    Rested the broad bright Sun;
    When that strange shape drove suddenly
    Betwixt us and the Sun.

    And strait the Sun was fleck'd with bars
    (Heaven's mother send us grace)
    As if thro' a dungeon grate he peer'd
    With broad and burning face.

    Alas! (thought I, and my heart beat loud)
    How fast she neres and neres!
    Are those her sails that glance in the Sun
    Like restless gossameres?

    Are th[e]se her naked ribs, which fleck'd
    The sun that did behind them peer?
    And are th[e]se two all, all the crew,
    That woman and her fleshless Pheere?

    His bones were black with many a crack,
    All black and bare, I ween;
    Jet-black and bare, save where with rust
    Of mouldy damps and charnel crust
    They're patch'd with purple and green.

    Her lips are red, her looks are free,
    Her locks are yellow as gold:
    Her skin is white as leprosy,
    And she is far liker Death than he;
    Her flesh makes the still air cold.

    The naked Hulk alongside came
    And the Twain were playing dice;
    "The Game is done! I've won, I've won!"
    Quoth she, and whistled thrice.

    A gust of wind sterte up behind
    And whistled thro' his bones;
    Thro' the holes of his eyes and the hole of his mouth
    Half-whistles and half-groans.

    With never a whisper in the Sea
    Oft darts the Spectre-ship;
    While clombe above the Eastern bar
    The Horned Moon, with one bright Star
    Almost atween the tips.

    One after one by the horned Moon
    (Listen!, O Stranger! to me)
    Each turn'd his face with a ghastly pang
    And curs'd me with his ee.

    Four times fifty living men,
    With never a sigh or groan.
    With heavy thump, a lifeless lump
    They dropp'd down one by one.

    Their souls did from their bodies fly,--
    They fled to bliss or woe;
    And every soul it pass'd me by,
    Like the whiz of my Cross-bow.

    I fear thee, ancyent Marinere!
    "I fear thy skinny hand;
    "And thou art long and lank and brown
    "As is the ribb'd Sea-sand.

    "I fear thee and thy glittering eye
    "And thy skinny hand so brown--
    Fear not, fear not, thou wedding guest!
    This body dropt not down.

    Alone, alone, all all alone
    Alone on the wide wide Sea;
    And Christ would take no pity on
    My soul in agony.

    The many men so beautiful
    And they all dead did lie!
    And a million million slimy things
    Liv'd on--and so did I.

    I look'd upon the rotting Sea,
    And drew my eyes away;
    I look'd upon the eldritch deck
    And there the dead men lay.

    I look'd to Heaven, and try'd to pray;
    But or ever a prayer had gusht,
    A wicked whisper came and made
    My heart as dry as dust.

    I clos'd my lids and kept them close,
    Till the balls like pulses beat;
    For the sky and the sea, and the sea and the sky
    Lay like a load on my weary eye,
    And the dead were at my feet.

    The cold sweat melted from their limbs,
    Ne rot, ne reek did they;
    The look with which they look'd on me,
    Had never pass'd away.

    An orphan's curse would drag to Hell
    A spirit from on high:
    But O! more horrible than that
    Is the curse in a dead man's eye!
    Seven days, seven nights I saw that curse,
    And yet I could not die.

    The moving Moon went up the sky
    And no where did abide:
    Softly she was going up
    And a star or two beside--

    Her beams bemock'd the sultry main
    Like morning frosts yspread;
    But where the ship's huge shadow lay,
    The charmed water burnt alway
    A still and awful red.

    Beyond the shadow of the ship
    I watch'd the water-snakes:
    They mov'd in tracks of shining white;
    And when they rear'd, the elfish light
    Fell off in hoary flakes.

    Within the shadow of the ship
    I watch'd their rich attire:
    Blue, glossy green, and velvet black
    They coil'd and swam; and every track
    Was a flash of golden fire.

    O happy living things! no tongue
    Their beauty might declare:
    A spring of love gusht from my heart,
    And I bless'd them unaware!
    Sure my kind saint took pity on me,
    And I bless'd them unaware.

    The self-same moment I could pray;
    And from my neck so free
    The Albatross fell off, and sank
    Like lead into the sea.

    O sleep, it is a gentle thing
    Belov'd from pole to pole!
    To Mary-queen the praise be yeven
    She sent the gentle sleep from heaven
    That slid into my soul.

    The silly buckets on the deck
    That had so long remain'd,
    I dreamt that they were fill'd with dew
    And when I awoke it rain'd.

    My lips were wet, my throat was cold,
    My garments all were dank;
    Sure I had drunken in my dreams
    And still my body drank.

    I mov'd and could not feel my limbs,
    I was so light, almost
    I thought that I had died in sleep,
    And was a blessed Ghost.

    The roaring wind! it roar'd far off,
    It did not come anear;
    But with its sound it shook the sails
    That were so thin and sere.

    The upper air bursts into life,
    And a hundred fire-flags sheen
    To and fro are hurried about;
    And to and fro, and in and out
    The stars dance on between.

    The coming wind doth roar more loud;
    The sails do sigh like sedge:
    The rain pours down from one black cloud
    And the Moon is at its edge.

    Hark! hark! the thick black cloud is cleft,
    And the Moon is at its side:
    Like waters shot from some high crag,
    The lightning falls with never a jag
    A river steep and wide.

    The strong wind reach'd the ship: it roar'd
    And dropp'd down, like a stone!
    Beneath the lightning and the moon
    The dead men gave a groan.

    They groan'd, they stirr'd, they all uprose,
    Ne spake, ne mov'd their eyes:
    It had been strange, even in a dream
    To have seen those dead men rise.

    The helmsman steer'd, the ship mov'd on;
    Yet never a breeze up-blew;
    The Marineres all 'gan work the ropes
    Where they were wont to do:
    They rais'd their limbs like lifeless tools--
    We were a ghastly crew.

    The body of my brother's son
    Stood by me knee to knee:
    The body and I pull'd at one rope,
    But he said nought to me--
    And I quak'd to think of my own voice
    How frightful it would be!

    The day-light dawn'd--they dropp'd their arms,
    And cluster'd round the mast:
    Sweet sounds rose slowly thro' their mouths
    And from their bodies pass'd.

    Around, around, flew each sweet sound,
    Then darted to the sun:
    Slowly the sounds came back again
    Now mix'd, now one by one.

    Sometimes a dropping from the sky
    I heard the Lavrock sing;
    Sometimes all little birds that are
    How they seem'd to fill the sea and air
    With their sweet jargoning,

    And now 'twas like all instruments,
    Now like a lonely flute;
    And now it is like an angel's song
    That makes the heavens be mute.

    It ceas'd: yet still the sails made on
    A pleasant noise till noon,
    A noise like of a hidden brook
    In the leafy month of June,
    That to the sleeping woods all night
    Singeth a quiet tune.

    Listen, O listen, thou Wedding-guest!
    "Marinere! thou hast thy will:
    "For that, which comes out of thine eye, doth make
    "My body and soul to be still."

    Never sadder tale was told
    To a man of woman born:
    Sadder and wiser thou wedding-guest!
    Thou'lt rise to morrow morn.

    Never sadder tale was heard
    By a man of woman born:
    The Marineres all return'd to work
    As silent as beforne.

    The Marineres all 'gan pull the ropes,
    But look at me they n'old:
    Thought I, I am as thin as air--
    They cannot me behold.

    Till noon we silently sail'd on
    Yet never a breeze did breathe:
    Slowly and smoothly went the ship
    Mov'd onward from beneath.

    Under the keel nine fathom deep
    From the land of mist and snow
    The spirit slid: and it was He
    That made the Ship to go.
    The sails at noon left off their tune
    And the Ship stood still also.

    The sun right up above the mast
    Had fix'd her to the ocean:
    But in a minute she 'gan stir
    With a short uneasy motion--
    Backwards and forwards half her length
    With a short uneasy motion.

    Then, like a pawing horse let go,
    She made a sudden bound:
    It flung the blood into my head,
    And I fell into a swound.

    How long in that same fit I lay,
    I have not to declare;
    But ere my living life return'd,
    I heard and in my soul discern'd
    Two voices in the air,

    "Is it he? quoth one, "Is this the man?
    "By him who died on cross,
    "With his cruel bow he lay'd full low
    "The harmless Albatross.

    "The spirit who 'bideth by himself
    "In the land of mist and snow,
    "He lov'd the bird that lov'd the man
    "Who shot him with his bow."

    The other was a softer voice
    As soft as honey-dew:
    Quoth he the man hath penance done,
    And penance more will do.



    "But tell me, tell me! speak again,
    "Thy soft response renewing--
    "What makes that ship drive on so fast?
    "What is the Ocean doing?


    "Still as a Slave before his Lord,
    "The Ocean hath no blast:
    "His great bright eye most silently
    "Up to the moon is cast--
    "If he may know which way to go,
    "For she guides him smooth or grim.
    "See, brother, see! how graciously
    "She looketh down on him.


    "But why drives on that ship so fast
    "Withouten wave or wind?
    Second Voice.
    "The air is cut away before,
    And closes from behind.
    "Fly, brother, fly! more high, more high,
    "Or we shall be belated.
    "For slow and slow that ship will go,
    "When the Marinere's trance is abated.

    I woke, and we were sailing on
    As in a gentle weather:
    Twas night, calm night, the moon was high;
    The dead men stood together.

    All stood together on the deck,
    For a charnel-dungeon fitter:
    All fix'd on me their stony eyes
    That in the moon did glitter.

    The pang, the curse with which they died,
    Had never pass'd away:
    I could not draw my een from theirs
    Ne turn them up to pray.

    And in its time the spell was snapt,
    And I could move my een:
    I look'd far-forth, but little saw
    Of what might else be seen.

    Like one, that on a lonely road
    Doth walk in fear and dread,
    And having once turn'd round, walks on
    And turns no more his head:
    Because he knows, a frightful fiend
    Doth close behind him tread.

    But soon there breath'd a wind on me,
    Ne sound ne motion made:
    Its path was not upon the sea
    In ripple or in shade.

    It rais'd my hair, it fann'd my cheek,
    Like a meadow-gale of spring--
    It mingled strangely with my fears,
    Yet it felt like a welcoming.

    Swiftly, swiftly flew the ship,
    Yet she sail'd softly too:
    Sweetly, sweetly, blew the breeze--
    On me alone it blew.

    O dream of joy! is this indeed
    The light-house top I see?
    Is this the Hill? Is this the Kirk?
    Is this mine own countrée?

    We drifted o'er the Harbour-bar,
    And I with sobs did pray--
    "O let me be awake, my God!
    "Or let me sleep alway!"

    The harbour-bay was clear as glass,
    So smoothly it was strewn!
    And on the bay the moon light lay,
    And the shadow of the moon.

    The moonlight bay was white all o'er,
    Till rising from the same,
    Full many shapes, that shadows were,
    Like as of torches came.

    A little distance from the prow
    Those dark-red shadows were;
    But soon I saw that my own flesh
    Was red as in a glare.

    I turn'd my head in fear and dread,
    And by the holy rood,
    The bodies had advanc'd, and now
    Before the mast they stood.

    They lifted up their stiff right arms,
    They held them strait and tight;
    And each right-arm burnt like a torch,
    A torch that's borne upright.
    Their stony eye-balls glitter'd on
    In the red and smoky light.

    I pray'd and turn'd my head away
    Forth looking as before.
    There was no breeze upon the bay,
    No wave against the shore.

    The rock shone bright, the kirk no less
    That stands above the rock:
    The moonlight steep'd in silentness
    The steady weathercock.

    And the bay was white with silent light,
    Till rising from the same
    Full many shapes, that shadows were,
    In crimson colours came.

    A little distance from the prow
    Those crimson shadows were:
    I turn'd my eyes upon the deck--
    O Christ! what saw I there?

    Each corse lay flat, lifeless and flat;
    And by the Holy rood
    A man all light, a seraph-man,
    On every corse there stood.

    This seraph-band, each waved his hand:
    It was a heavenly sight:
    They stood as signals to the land,
    Each one a lovely light:

    This seraph-band, each waved his hand,
    No voice did they impart--
    No voice; but O! the silence sank,
    Like music on my heart.

    Eftsones I heard the dash of oars,
    I heard the pilot's cheer:
    My head was turn'd perforce away
    And I saw a boat appear.

    Then vanish'd all the lovely lights;
    The bodies rose anew:
    With silent pace, each to his place,
    Came back the ghastly crew.
    The wind, that shade nor motion made,
    On me alone it blew.

    The pilot, and the pilot's boy
    I heard them coming fast:
    Dear Lord in Heaven! it was a joy
    The dead men could not blast.

    I saw a third--I heard his voice:
    It is the Hermit good!
    He singeth loud his godly hymns
    That he makes in the wood.
    He'll shrieve my soul, he'll wash away
    The Albatross's blood.

    This Hermit good lives in that wood
    Which slopes down to the Sea.
    How loudly his sweet voice he rears!
    He loves to talk with Marineres
    That come from a far Contrée.

    He kneels at morn and noon and eve--
    He hath a cushion plump:
    It is the moss, that wholly hides
    The rotted old Oak-stump.

    The Skiff-boat ne'rd: I heard them talk,
    "Why, this is strange, I trow!
    "Where are those lights so many and fair
    "That signals made but now?

    "Strange, by my faith! the Hermit said--
    "And they answer'd not our cheer.
    "The planks look warp'd, and see those sails
    "How thin they are and sere!
    "I never saw aught like to them
    "Unless perchance it were

    "The skeletons of leaves that lag
    "My forest brook along:
    "When the Ivy-tod is heavy with snow,
    "And the Owlet whoops to the wolf below
    "That eats the she-wolf's young.

    "Dear Lord! it has a fiendish look--
    (The Pilot made reply)
    "I am afear'd.--"Push on, push on!
    "Said the Hermit cheerily.

    The Boat came closer to the Ship,
    But I ne spake ne stirred!
    The Boat came close beneath the Ship,
    And strait a sound was heard!

    Under the water it rumbled on,
    Still louder and more dread:
    It reach'd the Ship, it split the bay;
    The Ship went down like lead.

    Stunn'd by that loud and dreadful sound,
    Which sky and ocean smote:
    Like one that hath been seven days drown'd
    My body lay afloat:
    But, swift as dreams, myself I found
    Within the Pilot's boat.

    Upon the whirl, where sank the Ship,
    The boat spun round and round:
    And all was still, save that the hill
    Was telling of the sound.

    I mov'd my lips: the Pilot shriek'd
    And fell down in a fit.
    The Holy Hermit rais'd his eyes
    And pray'd where he did sit.

    I took the oars: the Pilot's boy,
    Who now doth crazy go,
    Laugh'd loud and long, and all the while
    His eyes went to and fro,
    "Ha! ha!" quoth he--"full plain I see,
    "The devil knows how to row."

    And now all in my own Countree
    I stood on the firm land!
    The Hermit stepp'd forth from the boat,
    And scarcely he could stand.

    "O shrieve me, shrieve me, holy Man!
    The Hermit cross'd his brow--
    "Say quick," quoth he, "I bid thee say
    "What manner of man art thou?

    Forthwith this frame of mine was wrench'd
    With a woeful agony,
    Which forc'd me to begin my tale
    And then it left me free.

    Since then at an uncertain hour
    Now oftimes and now fewer,
    That anguish comes and makes me tell
    My ghastly aventure.

    I pass, like night, from land to land;
    I have strange power of speech;
    The moment that his face I see
    I know the man that must hear me;
    To him my tale I teach.

    What loud uproar bursts from that door!
    The Wedding-guests are there;
    But in the Garden-bower the Bride
    And Bride-maids singing are:
    And hark the little Vesper-bell
    Which biddeth me to prayer.

    O Wedding-guest! this soul hath been
    Alone on a wide wide sea:
    So lonely 'twas, that God himself
    Scarce seemed there to be.

    O sweeter than the Marriage-feast,
    'Tis sweeter far to me
    To walk together to the Kirk
    With a goodly company.

    To walk together to the Kirk
    And all together pray,
    While each to his great father bends,
    Old men, and babes, and loving friends,
    And Youths, and Maidens gay.

    Farewell, farewell! but this I tell
    To thee, thou wedding-guest!
    He prayeth well who loveth well
    Both man and bird and beast.

    He prayeth best who loveth best,
    All things both great and small:
    For the dear God, who loveth us,
    He made and loveth all.

    The Marinere, whose eye is bright,
    Whose beard with age is hoar,
    Is gone; and now the wedding-guest
    Turn'd from the bridegroom's door.

    He went, like one that hath been stunn'd
    And is of sense forlorn:
    A sadder and a wiser man
    He rose the morrow morn.

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Windhover

    Good on you chap. I could read this for hours.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you know what's a great poem

    Under Milk Wood

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    either,oreither,or Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am quite partial to Keats. Great poet and an even better letter writer. I would like to nominate La Belle Dame sans Merci. If we're talking non-English language poetry then Llanto por Ignacio Sanchez Meijas or Baudelaire's Spleen poems?

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