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I haff ain German int mine houze
Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
So my sister signed up for this student exchange program? Cultural interaction something or other. For the next week, a blond haired, blue eyes potential SS member named Sebastian is going to live in the next room. Dude seemed pretty cool, brought me a Jägermeister like brew from his home town (Rheinsberg I think).
So anyway, in this thread you share your experiences with people of other nationalities, both good and bad. Kindly Canadian directed you to the nearest maple syrup factory, sultry Frenchwoman lured you into her home only to rob you blind and give you herpes, whatever.
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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
I thought you were from Israel.
Morgenstern on
“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
one of my best buds is a german dude who is in love with a polish dude, thus reversing all ww2 hostility at a stroke and making hitler's jaw bone rattle in stalin's preserving jar
When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.
I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.
So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.
When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.
I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.
So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.
When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.
I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.
So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.
I am half asian, and I can attest that asians want you dead
You let a German live in your house? Do you not read books??
You'll come home from work/school one day and find that he's annexed the first floor of your house and is secretly building an airforce in the back yard. Next thing you know he'll be burning down the neighbor's house and sinking the inflatable chairs in his pool!
I met some Canadians yesterday, they were surprised when I asked them for their ID's. Guess up north they give devil water to their chilluns a bit early.
deadlyrhetoric"We could be two straight linesin a crooked world."__BANNED USERSregular
edited March 2009
I know this guy from Switzerland. He's pretty fucking weird. He has this crazy accent that I've never heard from the only other Swiss person I know. He's all, "Maybe you know my fahzer? VEEELLY VONKA?!"
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ended up shavin my balls
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is it because I'm Chinese
maybe
now I gotta be bias against the Japanese I guess
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they almost saw me
while we asians are all ching chong ching ching
AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?
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abloo chong ching abloo
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I don't speak faux German so well
t Morgenstern - yes, I am. what be the point?
I'll buy you another coke, alright?
and they're the worst drivers
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When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.
I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.
So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.
oh oh, now you've gone and made them mad
I am half asian, and I can attest that asians want you dead
He used to squeeze his acne in the middle of class, and wipe it on his jeans.
Fucker also loved to shake hands. He would hold onto your hand and shake it for 5 minutes while talking to you.
after watching him pick at his face all hour though, I really didn't want to touch his hands.
great, another person i thought was normal turns out to be an opium smoking oriental devil
You'll come home from work/school one day and find that he's annexed the first floor of your house and is secretly building an airforce in the back yard. Next thing you know he'll be burning down the neighbor's house and sinking the inflatable chairs in his pool!
Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?
You can borrow my philipino manservant.
No funny business, mind.
They left me a good tip too, that was sweet.
don't do it! one drop of alcohol in that dirty filipino and he's bound to start singing karaoke as loud as possible till he passes out
I'll be careful.
Aren't there other rules about keeping a Filipino? Like don't feed them after midnight and don't let them come in contact with water?
Bogey?