does the alcopop tax include the bottled Jack-and-Coke stuffs?
I think so, I mostly drink cider though so I don't notice.
you drink mostly cider?
do you also wear mostly training bras?
I wear mostly yeast allergy.
So you couldn't eat Marmite n stuff?
Yeah when I say yeast allergy I probably shouldn't say that. I should actually talk about how I'm horribly ill the next day from any amount of beer. It is actually really fucking weird.
Like I can get shitfaced on spirits and wine. But if I drink two beers. I throw up violently the next day for a few hours. So yes I entirely lied because it makes it more easy to explain. Eating bread also makes me feel sick. I'm too cheap to find out what is actually the problem.
Clarification on horribly ill, I will wake up, feel alright. Eat something. Chill for a couple of hours. Then throw up for a few hours.
everyone here who's at all concerned with this should email stephen conroy (include your postal address or the secretary will spit it back at you) and politely, rationally explain that while blocking child porn is one thing, censoring information, particularly information on what the government's banning, is heinously draconian and australia will suffer greatly in the eyes of the world for it
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everyone here who's at all concerned with this should email stephen conroy (include your postal address or the secretary will spit it back at you) and politely, rationally explain that while blocking child porn is one thing, censoring information, particularly information on what the government's banning, is heinously draconian and australia will suffer greatly in the eyes of the world for it
If your ministers are anything like ours, they'll only take things seriously when they're sent in letter form.
I sent an e-mail to my MP about an issue I was concerned with and it got ignored. A few months later I sent an actual letter and got a reply back within a week saying that she agreed with me and was going to raise the issue with Jack Straw.
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
everyone here who's at all concerned with this should email stephen conroy (include your postal address or the secretary will spit it back at you) and politely, rationally explain that while blocking child porn is one thing, censoring information, particularly information on what the government's banning, is heinously draconian and australia will suffer greatly in the eyes of the world for it
If your ministers are anything like ours, they'll only take things seriously when they're sent in letter form.
I sent an e-mail to my MP about an issue I was concerned with and it got ignored. A few months later I sent an actual letter and got a reply back within a week saying that she agreed with me and was going to raise the issue with Jack Straw.
"going to raise the issue" is my favourite response to use at work when someone emails me about a concern they have that doesn't actually really concern anyone but the person emailing me. Just whack in a "I'm going to raise the issue with my manager" and whammo nothing ever happens.
Not saying that's the case here, but that's how I take it.
Shit that makes me sound like a bad employee. Eh.
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Kevin rudd started kinda flustered but then delivered the smack down
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The Great Australian Firewall has claimed another victim - some pages of Wikileaks have been added to the blacklist of websites which Australians are not allowed to look at.
The reason for the block is that Wikileaks published a list of websites banned by the Danish government. Australian websites which link to the pages face the threat of a A$11,000 fine.
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His son plays Wow, he wants Internet for everyone, he was with the geeks in high school and he speaks fluent Mandarin.
The Great Australian Firewall has claimed another victim - some pages of Wikileaks have been added to the blacklist of websites which Australians are not allowed to look at.
The reason for the block is that Wikileaks published a list of websites banned by the Danish government. Australian websites which link to the pages face the threat of a A$11,000 fine.
I don't get this sentence.
Ok, so they've added the site to the "blacklist"
The blacklist which isn't actually in place in any official manner whatsoever, outside of trials? Is that what they're referring to?
I don't understand why people keep acting as if this filtering scheme is in place already.
The Australian communications regulator has issued a stark warning that websites who link out to 'banned' hyperlinks are liable to fines of up to Aus $11,000 a day.
The news comes after web forum Whirlpool was threatened with the fine for posting a hyperlink to a blacklisted anti-abortion website.
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Currently, it is not illegal for internet users in Australia to click on the sites found on the web blacklist. The people targeted by the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) are webmasters linking out to the sites that the government have flagged up as inappropriate.
This could all change, however, if a mandatory internet filtering censorship scheme is implemented – something that is being debated at the moment.
So currently they're just going after Australian websites that link to stuff.
now i want nothing more than to look at wikileaks but its not loading at all and if i think about it i realise all im gonna get out of it is a huge list of childporn sites
so really i should go to a library or somewhere public so i dont get my isp callin the cops
maybe see how primary schools are wired for net these days
I once had a teacher (a woman) who left us in the middle of a class to go make out with one of the other teachers (a man with a huuuuge handlebar moustache). Some of the kids saw her though and we all pointed and laughed when she came back in. Then she gave us a really weird lecture about respecting her privacy.
She was a really cool, smart teacher as well, so there was no way she would ever have had anything to do with us junior cavemen. Sometimes she'd tell us stories about why her first marriage failed.
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I feel like I missed out on something now.
I didn't have any hot teachers. They were all dull, gay, or clinging to tenure with the last threads of their frayed sanity.
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same here, sali. the only moderately attractive teacher I had was already pregnant when I started the class, so eehhhhh
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Teachers with crippling personality disorders are the most fun. I had this crazy bipolar weird veteran mason chemistry teacher who always greeted the class in Klingon. He was fucking insane. You could make loud, ridiculous remarks in his class and half the time he would make a horrible pun and laugh strangely while looking around at us, or he would flip the fuck out and take the rest of the class screaming at people.
You never knew which way he'd go. It was awesome. He kept me informed of local star trek conventions 'cus I was the only person to ever greet him back in Klingon.
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See, those sound more like my teachers. Batshit veterans and pregnant ladies.
And now I'm a teacher, which makes me wonder which category I found most persuasive, the nutcases or the soccer moms. Must've been one of them.
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Students will always remember a crazy, awesome, motherfucker even if he didn't teach them a damn thing.
One of my Business Studies tutors was the laziest sumbiatch I ever did know. taught from just copying outtta the course textbooks, feet up on table, sent us on breaks halfway through ( really quite short) classes, sent us out to fetch him icecream, the works man.
So lazy
So inspirational!
Some of my teachers had moderate levels of hotness. Nothing extreme. One of our music teachers ( a guy) quit and started dating a former pupil one time.
when i try to think of teachers who werent hideous old bags theres a teacher i had for drama who was young and alright. nothin special but she was cool
then there was another teacher i had for drama who may have been good looking but its hard to remember because she was always on maternity leave, then would come back a year later already a few months pregnant. plus she fucking hated me and i her
then another teacher who i thought was kinda alright when i had her for drama and seemed cool but then a couple years later i had her for english (all the drama teachers were really english teachers doing a bit of extra work) it started out okay based on my experience of her from drama but soon enough she came to hate me and i was all fuck this ugly bitch
final years too
she wanted us to write essays every week or so, at least just to check our progress
i dont think i handed in a single thing for english my entire final year
Ahh, my eleventh grade literature teacher. The things I would have done to her on her desk!
This is my year 11 biology teacher.
Except she wore much shorter skirts when she was my teacher.
I hope she always gave you five minutes' notice before she called you up to write an answer on the blackboard.
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This thread has made me more and more thankful that I work with kindergarteners. High school students are half awesome and half the worst of anything ever.
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Oh also my favorite college professor story happened last semester
My Focused Inquiry (mandatory, dumbed-down English 101) compared the ASPCA to fucking Auschwitz
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Wh... what?
But... I don't even... What?
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"they both take, you know, millions of innocent lives"
She delivers everything in that stupid, ponderous lilt of dim old hippies
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That is awful. In an ideal world, after a statement like that she would get mugged by tweed-wearing history professors wielding sacks of kittens.
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She also suggested we should give all the dogs at the SPCA to homeless people so the dogs will be 'free' and the 'homeless people will have companionship'
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Yeah when I say yeast allergy I probably shouldn't say that. I should actually talk about how I'm horribly ill the next day from any amount of beer. It is actually really fucking weird.
Like I can get shitfaced on spirits and wine. But if I drink two beers. I throw up violently the next day for a few hours. So yes I entirely lied because it makes it more easy to explain. Eating bread also makes me feel sick. I'm too cheap to find out what is actually the problem.
Clarification on horribly ill, I will wake up, feel alright. Eat something. Chill for a couple of hours. Then throw up for a few hours.
He's a Vampire dude.
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If your ministers are anything like ours, they'll only take things seriously when they're sent in letter form.
I sent an e-mail to my MP about an issue I was concerned with and it got ignored. A few months later I sent an actual letter and got a reply back within a week saying that she agreed with me and was going to raise the issue with Jack Straw.
You have to say though, Rudd is pretty quick.
"going to raise the issue" is my favourite response to use at work when someone emails me about a concern they have that doesn't actually really concern anyone but the person emailing me. Just whack in a "I'm going to raise the issue with my manager" and whammo nothing ever happens.
Not saying that's the case here, but that's how I take it.
Shit that makes me sound like a bad employee. Eh.
He cetainly has a quick wit about him.
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Yeah, he's a geek.
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I don't get this sentence.
Ok, so they've added the site to the "blacklist"
The blacklist which isn't actually in place in any official manner whatsoever, outside of trials? Is that what they're referring to?
I don't understand why people keep acting as if this filtering scheme is in place already.
Unless I've missed something?
So currently they're just going after Australian websites that link to stuff.
so really i should go to a library or somewhere public so i dont get my isp callin the cops
maybe see how primary schools are wired for net these days
speaking of primary schools
how bout them hot young teachers
hell how bout those hot older teachers
not too old
the ones that are often portrayed by pornstars in their biopics
one of my top 3 sexual fantasties?
my old high school history teacher.
EDIT: This was in fifth grade, by the way.
https://medium.com/@alascii
if my history teacher had been my literature teacher this probably would be sitting at the top of my sexual fantasies list.
Our German teacher was super hot and pretty much everyone agrees she's got a sex dungeon.
I didn't have any hot teachers. They were all dull, gay, or clinging to tenure with the last threads of their frayed sanity.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
This is my year 11 biology teacher.
You never knew which way he'd go. It was awesome. He kept me informed of local star trek conventions 'cus I was the only person to ever greet him back in Klingon.
And now I'm a teacher, which makes me wonder which category I found most persuasive, the nutcases or the soccer moms. Must've been one of them.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
So lazy
So inspirational!
Some of my teachers had moderate levels of hotness. Nothing extreme. One of our music teachers ( a guy) quit and started dating a former pupil one time.
so its more the idea of it than anything
when i try to think of teachers who werent hideous old bags theres a teacher i had for drama who was young and alright. nothin special but she was cool
then there was another teacher i had for drama who may have been good looking but its hard to remember because she was always on maternity leave, then would come back a year later already a few months pregnant. plus she fucking hated me and i her
then another teacher who i thought was kinda alright when i had her for drama and seemed cool but then a couple years later i had her for english (all the drama teachers were really english teachers doing a bit of extra work) it started out okay based on my experience of her from drama but soon enough she came to hate me and i was all fuck this ugly bitch
final years too
she wanted us to write essays every week or so, at least just to check our progress
i dont think i handed in a single thing for english my entire final year
Except she wore much shorter skirts when she was my teacher.
I hope she always gave you five minutes' notice before she called you up to write an answer on the blackboard.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
My Focused Inquiry (mandatory, dumbed-down English 101) compared the ASPCA to fucking Auschwitz
But... I don't even... What?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
She delivers everything in that stupid, ponderous lilt of dim old hippies
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN