Godspeed, Spacebat. I will never forget how you held me that warm autumn night on my veranda in Paris, nor will I forget the look in your eyes when you told me how beautiful I was to you.
DUDE
What's up
I'll tell you whats down. Bat sex thats whats down.
What we did wasn't just sex. It was a religious experience that changed my entire outlook on life. Spacebat found me in my darkest hour and brought me back into the light.
Spacebat saved my life that night, of that I have no doubt.
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
At least we beat the Soviets at sending a bat into space first.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
I for one salute our space bat overlord. When he descends back to earth with all of his newly found powers, those who mocked him will feel his wrath. Those of us who treated him with awe and respect shall be rewarded with his celestial knowledge.
I for one salute our space bat overlord. When he descends back to earth with all of his newly found powers, those who mocked him will feel his wrath. Those of us who treated him with awe and respect shall be rewarded with his celestial knowledge.
And those who screwed him will become Gods among men.
Twenty years from now, NASA scientists will discover life on a far distant planet. The pictures will reveal space bats using primitive tools and developing rapidly. Will their myths and legends speak of us fondly or show us as the old enemy, destined to be destroyed?
They still sing of the ancestral home of the Space-Bats, and the home of their former oppressors
Their faith shall make them even blinder than your average bat and they will destroy all in a space bat civil war. And we earthlings shall watch and mock them for ever thinking they could rival us.
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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
That's because the Communists are a bunch of pansies and easily susceptible to the whims and fancies of a mere animal.
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I would imagine his final thoughts were "My god, it's full of STARS."
If I had to pick a way to go it wouldn't be clinging to the external fuel tank of the shuttle - but that'd be up there on the list.
Dude saw WALL-E and just had to get in on that. He wanted to touch Saturn's rings and make them do that little swirl.
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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
Bats spread disease.
Oh God...
...he is spreading the plague to the other worlds...
...and when these alien worlds recover from the calamities that have befallen them....they will seek revenge...
OH FUCK
DAMN YOU SPACE BAT
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BigBearIf your life had a face, I would punch it.Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
God bless Space Bat. He's a true blue American Hero.
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What we did wasn't just sex. It was a religious experience that changed my entire outlook on life. Spacebat found me in my darkest hour and brought me back into the light.
Spacebat saved my life that night, of that I have no doubt.
Hold on to that feeeeeeelin'
a Planet Space-Bat/World War Space-Bat scenario will arise
How ironic.
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NASA characterized him as "unexpected debris." Heartless bastards.
This is just mean
And those who screwed him will become Gods among men.
And dammit, I type too slow.
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This is what cracked me up.
WITHER THE SPACE-BAT
were you not aware that bats suck?
Their faith shall make them even blinder than your average bat and they will destroy all in a space bat civil war. And we earthlings shall watch and mock them for ever thinking they could rival us.
That's because the Communists are a bunch of pansies and easily susceptible to the whims and fancies of a mere animal.
Okay, whoa
whoa now
hang on a second
are you sure that it is not
YOU
who sucks?
they put a bat on the moon,
bat on the mooooon!
That only works in spoken conversation
because I can see the difference in spelling on the internet, you see.
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
It less went over my head
and more sucked.
If I had to pick a way to go it wouldn't be clinging to the external fuel tank of the shuttle - but that'd be up there on the list.
Stop this!
Space bat day is when we come together to celebrate the Space bat not argue with one another. Anyway you both suck.
Who wouldn't want a cute little bat clinging to their wall?
Dude saw WALL-E and just had to get in on that. He wanted to touch Saturn's rings and make them do that little swirl.
Oh God...
...he is spreading the plague to the other worlds...
...and when these alien worlds recover from the calamities that have befallen them....they will seek revenge...
OH FUCK
DAMN YOU SPACE BAT
We all should be this lucky.
Rock on Space Bat.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
YOU WILL BELIEVE
A BAT CAN FLY