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My genitals look ridiculous

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my legs are actually crazy hairy

    it would take a long time to shave them

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    Projeck on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    nipple hair is the most annoying thing when you don't have chest hair anywhere else

    i make sure to keep that to a minimum

    Killjoy on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I would feel like I was not a man if I went around shaving all of my hair. I needs my happy trail and diamond shaped patch of grabbing.

    Macro9 on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    He should've made a Riotcow thread.

    Gafoto on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    man, don't be a dick

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait isn't this kid like 14? Aren't you just getting hair?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    like the ugly girl insulted by the prom queen at a school dance, he flies out of the hall, face in hands as he cries uncontrollably, his glittering pink dress aflutter

    Indie Winter on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i shave my balls and trim my pubes

    because honestly i would have to do some serious manscaping to make it look acceptable to go totally hairless.

    and let's be real here, hair is not a bad thing.

    It's not like you have to worry about freezing your nuts in Texas.

    You would be surprised!

    Dead Legend on
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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    i want it to be socially acceptable to shave off my eyebrows. those caterpillars been bugging me since day one

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i have ridiculous eyebrows

    Dead Legend on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    man, don't be a dick

    what?

    Projeck on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    He should've made a Riotcow thread.

    Riotcow imitators are lame.

    And if you don't shave -- or at LEAST trim -- you should be ashamed... Centipede.

    neville on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was told that I wasn't romantic because I booed the Twilight movie. This came from a lady friend that I respected. Now I am just sad because I can never be friends with her again.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    man, don't be a dick

    what?

    it is not real until he declares it in a new thread

    with a long op talking about his time here

    natek on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, you gotta use an actual razor on your junk. Electric's good enough for your face.

    The Geek on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    man, don't be a dick

    what?

    dude's got Circumstances

    he ain't some primadonna making a big deal of it or something like that

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    He should've made a Riotcow thread.

    Riotcow imitators are lame.

    And if you don't shave -- or at LEAST trim -- you should be ashamed... Centipede.

    D:

    way to make a dude self-conscious about his junk!

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    i wonder how people shaved their junk in the days of straight-razors

    i would guess with extreme care

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    man, don't be a dick

    what?

    dude's got Circumstances

    he ain't some primadonna making a big deal of it or something like that

    'aight

    Projeck on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i wonder how people shaved their junk in the days of straight-razors

    i would guess with extreme care

    They just had shoe shine boys do that.

    Macro9 on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i wonder how people shaved their junk in the days of straight-razors

    i would guess with extreme care

    I would think it's quite likely they just didn't do it at all.

    The Geek on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I trim but I ain't gonna shave it all off

    there was plenty of time for bald genitals when I was 10

    Grey Ghost on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i ain't ever shaved my junk

    i trim on a normal basis because a proper man trims at the very least

    the people you fuck appreciate it, especially if you want them to blow you

    Pony on
  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I suppose I should do some manscaping before I send a picture of my dick to neville.

    Linksville on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    like the ugly girl insulted by the prom queen at a school dance, he flies out of the hall, face in hands as he cries uncontrollably, his glittering pink dress aflutter

    carrie2_01.jpg

    The Geek on
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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i wonder how people shaved their junk in the days of straight-razors

    i would guess with extreme care

    I would think it's quite likely they just didn't do it at all.

    Yes. Classic porn is proof of this.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    guys swordfights just quit the forums

    teehee

    like the ugly girl insulted by the prom queen at a school dance, he flies out of the hall, face in hands as he cries uncontrollably, his glittering pink dress aflutter

    carrie2_01.jpg

    yeah... uh, or that

    Indie Winter on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Apparently when I get annoyed or stressed I rub my left eyebrow.

    I'll really have to stop that because I've rubbed a tiny bald patch into it over the last week.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Apparently when I get annoyed or stressed I rub my left eyebrow.

    I'll really have to stop that because I've rubbed a tiny bald patch into it over the last week.

    Well now I know your tell if we ever play poker

    Grey Ghost on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I should stop trimming. Then I can change the name of my junk to Harry and The Hendersons.

    Macro9 on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Trims are nice. Totally bare *can* be nice, but when you ain't erect you look like a goddamn child.

    When your little muse is awake though...

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i ain't ever shaved my junk

    i trim on a normal basis because a proper man trims at the very least

    the people you fuck appreciate it, especially if you want them to blow you

    pretty much this.

    Swill on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'll just shave my eyebrows off before we do.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HyperAquaBlast wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i wonder how people shaved their junk in the days of straight-razors

    i would guess with extreme care

    I would think it's quite likely they just didn't do it at all.

    Yes. Classic porn is proof of this.

    They could've but it would've been hells of dangerous.

    Gafoto on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i sincerely hope swordfights didn't quit the forums

    that would be sad

    i always liked the little guy

    come back, swordfights

    come back

    Pony on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Apparently when I get annoyed or stressed I rub my left eyebrow.

    I'll really have to stop that because I've rubbed a tiny bald patch into it over the last week.

    Well now I know your tell if we ever play poker

    or if you're a Bond villain

    Indie Winter on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hahah. Where's this news coming from?

    Synthetic Orange on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i sincerely hope swordfights didn't quit the forums

    that would be sad

    i always liked the little guy

    come back, swordfights

    come back

    see this is what I've been trying to tell him

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, where did he say he was quitting the forums?

    Brolo on
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