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I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
I was bored and in the shower and I had already shaved my face so I thought why not

I use this bad boy

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I do not use aftershave.

Not near manly enough for the smell or the burn.

But shaving is a super cool practice, and I want to know, SE++

What do you shave?

What do you shave with?

Why do you shave?

Who do you shave?

This will probably get locked but this is actually a topic that interests me.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Why?

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stop making threads

    neville on
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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    was that out of line

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    no one wants to hear about your pasty ass legs

    Projeck on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I shave your mother.

    Macro9 on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fucking hell, swordfights

    Brolo on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Stop making threads

    sage advice

    Dichotomy on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    I think I'll keep this open a bit longer if more people yell at Swordfights for being so terrible. :P

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I shave because I must

    Bogey edit: SWORDFIGHTS WHY ARE YOU SO TERRIBLE

    REALLY

    THIS IS JUST SO TERRIBLE

    JUST

    ARRGRHRGRHGHGAAAA

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HEY SWORDFIGHTS! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!

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    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bogey uses bacon grease instead of shaving cream.

    Macro9 on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, not using aftershave is just stupid.

    Do you want your skin to hate you?

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you know i always got the impression swordfights was a girl

    exist on
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    exist wrote: »
    you know i always got the impression swordfights was a girl

    deep down

    he is

    Indie Winter on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Are you on the track team or something? Because even if you were this would be retarded

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Swordfights? More like dick fencing. With cocks.

    Gafoto on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I gave my pubic hair a trim last week.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    i shaved my nethers yesterday and had the decency to discreetly post about it once in an unrelated thread

    well twice now but

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Swordfights? More like dick fencing. With cocks.

    Bravo!

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    exist wrote: »
    you know i always got the impression swordfights was a girl

    curiouser and curiouser

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    you know i always got the impression swordfights was a girl

    deep down

    he is

    The Swordfight Side

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Acceptable excuses to shave your legs:

    Cycling

    Competitive Swimming

    Looking good in skirts

    ... I'm out.

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    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    you know i always got the impression swordfights was a girl

    deep down

    he is

    it'd make sense


    also aftershave doesn't really burn unless you have a million tiny cuts in your face

    which is a sign you may be shaving wrong

    exist on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't use aftershave. I use the piss of prostitutes. That is the manliest way.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    swordfights are you sure you shaved your legs

    are you sure they're not hairless because you havent hit puberty yet?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    you know i always got the impression swordfights was a girl

    deep down

    he is

    The Swordfight Side

    Amalgam Universe SE++

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    I just shaved my junk a coupla days ago

    looks so much better

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Swordfights you are silly

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Acceptable excuses to shave your legs:

    Cycling

    Competitive Swimming

    Looking good in skirts

    ... I'm out.

    Being gay is a pretty good reason. Gay dudes gotta look their best after spending all that time in church.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    I just shaved my junk a coupla days ago

    looks so much better

    not if you got hairy legs

    then it straight up doesn't make sense visually

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    I just shaved my junk a coupla days ago

    looks so much better

    maybe in a gay dude's opinion

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    shaved junk is awesome
    hella smooth

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    I just shaved my junk a coupla days ago

    looks so much better

    maybe in a gay dude's opinion

    like an additional two optical inches

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    I just shaved my junk a coupla days ago

    looks so much better

    not if you got hairy legs

    then it straight up doesn't make sense visually

    i've made this mistake many times before i realized i should probably just trim

    exist on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I trim down there. I have shaved my pubes completely once and it was crazy uncomfortable. It was like having crabs all over again.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i shave my balls and trim my pubes

    because honestly i would have to do some serious manscaping to make it look acceptable to go totally hairless.

    and let's be real here, hair is not a bad thing.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Never shave your buttcheeks

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I do not shave down under

    I do not seem to have enough hair there to warrant it

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i shave my balls and trim my pubes

    because honestly i would have to do some serious manscaping to make it look acceptable to go totally hairless.

    and let's be real here, hair is not a bad thing.

    It's not like you have to worry about freezing your nuts in Texas.

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