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Because the back of his head looks like General Robert E Lee.
smart hero have i told you
lately
that i love you
yes that's something he said
aaaaahahahaha
Oh God ... repressed memories ...
See, when I took sex ed, which was really just a dedicated quarter out of normal health class, even though this was 2005 we still only had a VHS for probably this same video. Well, our teacher was awesome nuts. A year later, when my gf went through the same class, she accidentally dropped a bottle of lube on a desk, some of it squirted on my gf (!), and the teacher made some kind of joke along the lines of "Sorry, I'm new to the pornography business" or whathaveyou. She was also hot, so this made things awkward when she's demonstrating things such as the condom-on-a-banana trick *ta-da!*. Anyways, when the tape was done, instead of just turning off the TV, she rewinds it! Oh God it's like a Baby-eating Hoover! And then she fast-forwarded ... and rewound it ... and fast-forwarded again ... it was hilariously sickening. Don't get me wrong, I understand the whole "yeah it's kind of bloody yet miraculous" thing and yeah I'll definitely be in the room when my future-wife has a kid, but I do NOT want to see it go back in. Ever.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Apparently masturbating will send you straight to hell.
Up until the 17th century so would having a wet dream.
Is there a place worse then hell? I would be there
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Illinois
He and I are the same in that way.
I was self taught at five.
My sister who was older asked so my parents bought some of those books where did you come from and all that. I, being a nosey five year old wanted to know what was going on but was told it didn't concern me.
I then found where those books were stashed and read them myself.
They must have been pretty good as I don't think I had any major misconceptions about where babies came from and never needed to ask.
Satans..... hints.....
yeah i had this
The Joy of Sex
That book is still werid even though Ihave done some of the stuff in it that was really werid
I'm still waiting for it.
It was werid to have the STD class in gym when I was a senior
The Std class in the Marines is funny and somewhat horrifying
Like, does a parent tell you about birds and bees fucking?
I don't understand how that talk would make things less confusing
Coran Attack!
That is the world's bestest mispelling
I refuse to believe it is not intentional because I am laughing my ass off at the idea of an ancient primordial being who is the stalker and also part of the breeding conspiracy
The Stalk
Yeah, it makes no sense.
"Like, imagine the men are like the trees, ok? And you want to get the honey from them. Let's imagine the honey is money. So you want to get the money, but to get it you have to get splashed by their sperm first, ok? But you still don't have enough money so you need to get the women's money too, and to do that you need to climb into her vagina. And when you do, some of the sperm on your legs is rubbed off, and she becomes pregnant. Also, the women have dicks."
In the meantime are you just paralysed with fear thinking about peepees and seabiscuits and not knowing what to do with them?
Ah, I'm funny only when I make an ass of myself. I know which direction my future in comedy is going to lead.
To be honest this whole sex thing is just absolutely terrifying.
birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love!
Especially when for the longest time you think baby making happens during open-mouthed kissing because of Look Who's Talking.
Thinking about the logistics of that still makes me queasy.
Gah! That movie is so confusing!!
For so long I thought it was like throwing up into someone's mouth except with sperm.
Coran Attack!
Wrong indians.
Red dots, not woo woos.
Coran Attack!
so
racist