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Omegle - Talk to Strangers

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    ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    A creeped the fuck out of some teenage girl when she found out I was a male single parent. She started out thinking I was a female teen, despite my giving no indication.
    As she put it, this site is mostly filled with teens and I gave her a creepy vibe.

    What a cunt.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    These days teenage girls have a very advanced creep-o-meter.

    It's not like it used to be.

    Sigh.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've been talking with the same person going on an hour now.

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    ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    These days teenage girls have a very advanced creep-o-meter.

    It's not like it used to be.

    Sigh.

    Honestly though, good for them. I found it hysterical that she was all "SINGLE parent?" as if my ex being a cunt makes me a creep.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i made a text adventure and someone played it!

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Chico you made some simple mistakes. I can recommend a good creep teacher if you need some pointers

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    i made a text adventure and someone played it!

    did they take off their robe and wizard hat?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You: hello!
    Stranger: hi
    You: how are you
    Stranger: asl?
    You: why does that matter
    Stranger: good.
    You: or is that just the common question
    Stranger: at least let me know whom i'm talking to
    You: like a handshake or business card exchange
    You: well, you're not going to know that based on where I live
    You: I'm twenty-one
    Stranger: so where do u live?
    You: the southern part of the united states
    Stranger: may i have ur name
    You: above florida, below virginia
    You: yours first
    Stranger: Jason
    Stranger: i live in Canada
    You: the Great White North?
    Stranger: Quebec
    You: how old are you, Jason
    Stranger: 20
    You: I bet it's cold this time of year
    You: it never gets far below freezing here
    Stranger: Yep
    Stranger: but i like snowing
    You: So Jason, tell me about your first homosexual experience
    Stranger: ur name?
    You: quid pro quo, Jason
    You: I'll give you my name if you'll tell me about your first homosexual experience
    You: I don't need many details
    You: what was his name?
    Stranger: why should i tell u?
    You: Why not? It's not like you'll ever meet me
    You: it would be extremely cathartic, I believe
    You: imagine the weight of it off you, with no possible reprecussions
    Stranger: Ok,stranger,though i'm straight,but i did have sex with a guy,just for fun
    You: really
    You: what was his name
    Stranger: why should i tell u his name while ur not willing to give me urs?
    You: Res
    You: Res Grant
    Stranger: that's not a comman name
    Stranger: what's ur origin
    You: Really? I see it all the time

    Res Grant is an anagram of Stranger

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm totally straight, having sex with guys is just one of my hobbies

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You: IVY?
    You: IS THAT YOU
    Stranger: wanna see my cock
    You: OH NOT FUCKING AGAIN
    You: JOKER
    You: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK
    Stranger: why
    You: CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY ALL GREEN AND WHITE AND FRANKLY I DON'T WANT TO WITNESS YOUR BIZARRE PROBOSCIS TODAY
    You: LOOK
    You: CAN YOU TELL POISON IVY
    You: IF YOU SEE HER AT ONE OF YOUR WEIRD LITTLE VILLAIN GET-TOGETHERS
    You: THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO GET CHECKED OUT
    Stranger: ok no problem
    You: THANKS MAN
    You: NOW TO TELL ROBIN
    You have disconnected.
    You: HELLO CITIZEN
    Stranger: hi
    You: DO NOT BE ALARMED
    Stranger: ok
    You: YOU SEEM TO BE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING RAPED BY A LARGE BURLY MAN
    Stranger: what?
    You: HE IS WEARING A BLACK SPANDEX COSTUME AND A HOOD
    You: SOME KIND OF UTILITY BELT AS WELL
    You: I
    You: AM THAT LARGE BURLY MAN
    You: I AM
    You: BATMAN
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HELLO CITIZEN
    You: THIS IS A ROBBERY
    Stranger: =x
    You: PLEASE PUT YOUR VALUABLES IN MY UTILITY BELT
    You: PROMPTLY PLEASE
    Stranger: i'll put something else in your belt ;0]
    Stranger: no nevermind i changed my mind
    You: PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA
    You: CONSIDERING THAT I AM HOLDING A GUN AND ALL
    Stranger: well i dont have anything valuable. you probably shouldnt kill me either
    You: LOOK I'VE HAD A BAD DAY AND A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK
    You: SEE
    You: I'M BATMAN
    You: AND THAT ED HARDY SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING IRONICALLY IS BEGINNING TO REALLY PISS ME OFF
    You: SO I THINK I'M GOING TO PUT THREE .45 ROUNDS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR STERNUM AND THEN BATGRAPNEL AWAY TO MY SECRET BATBAR
    You: HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU
    Stranger: i don't like this game can we play something different?
    You: SORRY
    You: THE ONLY GAME YOU CAN PLAY IS THE ONE YOU CAN ONLY LOSE
    You: ADIOS

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi there.
    Stranger: r u Russian?
    You: No.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You: next person will be LOL ASL
    You: then disconnect
    You: such is the karmic balance
    Stranger: and the one after that will be
    Stranger: HORNY ??
    You: ME RUV U WRONG TIME
    Stranger: hahahah
    You: (so racist)

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Snowbeat you know that Batman doesn't use guns

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You ignorant swine

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have to say, I am really enjoying Cleverbot

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    asshole batman does though

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    You: IVY?
    You: IS THAT YOU
    Stranger: wanna see my cock
    You: OH NOT FUCKING AGAIN
    You: JOKER
    You: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK
    Stranger: why
    You: CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY ALL GREEN AND WHITE AND FRANKLY I DON'T WANT TO WITNESS YOUR BIZARRE PROBOSCIS TODAY
    You: LOOK
    You: CAN YOU TELL POISON IVY
    You: IF YOU SEE HER AT ONE OF YOUR WEIRD LITTLE VILLAIN GET-TOGETHERS
    You: THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO GET CHECKED OUT
    Stranger: ok no problem
    You: THANKS MAN
    You: NOW TO TELL ROBIN
    You have disconnected.
    You: HELLO CITIZEN
    Stranger: hi
    You: DO NOT BE ALARMED
    Stranger: ok
    You: YOU SEEM TO BE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING RAPED BY A LARGE BURLY MAN
    Stranger: what?
    You: HE IS WEARING A BLACK SPANDEX COSTUME AND A HOOD
    You: SOME KIND OF UTILITY BELT AS WELL
    You: I
    You: AM THAT LARGE BURLY MAN
    You: I AM
    You: BATMAN
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HELLO CITIZEN
    You: THIS IS A ROBBERY
    Stranger: =x
    You: PLEASE PUT YOUR VALUABLES IN MY UTILITY BELT
    You: PROMPTLY PLEASE
    Stranger: i'll put something else in your belt ;0]
    Stranger: no nevermind i changed my mind
    You: PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA
    You: CONSIDERING THAT I AM HOLDING A GUN AND ALL
    Stranger: well i dont have anything valuable. you probably shouldnt kill me either
    You: LOOK I'VE HAD A BAD DAY AND A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK
    You: SEE
    You: I'M BATMAN
    You: AND THAT ED HARDY SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING IRONICALLY IS BEGINNING TO REALLY PISS ME OFF
    You: SO I THINK I'M GOING TO PUT THREE .45 ROUNDS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR STERNUM AND THEN BATGRAPNEL AWAY TO MY SECRET BATBAR
    You: HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU
    Stranger: i don't like this game can we play something different?
    You: SORRY
    You: THE ONLY GAME YOU CAN PLAY IS THE ONE YOU CAN ONLY LOSE
    You: ADIOS

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that first one is genius

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, the first one is by far my favorite

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You: I
    You: AM THAT LARGE BURLY MAN
    You: I AM
    You: BATMAN

    this is the funniest thing i've seen all day by far

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi there.
    Stranger: hey
    You: So. How do you feel about denim jackets?
    Stranger: im for em
    You: Excellent. Outstanding.
    You have disconnected.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tune into the fashion thread for more details

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Details detailing how big a faggot Rage is

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    rage that is my favorite one thus far

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just like the idea that I asked somebody this question and then disappeared, put a little ? into their day.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    tune into the fashion thread for more details

    Fuck Fashion.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    You: what are you putting off?
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: I'm supposed to be reading Pride and Prejudice for school.
    You: but instead I am chatting with strangers!
    Stranger: im watching that right now actually :)
    Stranger: ironic.
    Stranger: but im not putting anything off lol, just bored
    You: no I don't think that is how irony works
    You: good day, sir.
    You have disconnected.

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: sex?
    You: I'm for it?
    Stranger: sex?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: i want you sex
    Stranger: female?male?
    You: Male.
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: i'm gay
    You: That must be frustrating for you.
    Stranger: i want you sex
    Stranger: i want you sex
    Stranger: oh...
    Stranger: i'm korean
    You: Again, that must be frustrating for you.
    You: But soju is cheap so, we do what we can.
    Stranger: um...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The fashion thread is what I read when I want make sure my level of dislike for douchebags with superiority complexes is simmering at the appropriate level.

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Then you go and ruin it by going into another thread and talking about how bad another first thread is. That is irony.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    no it isn't

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RAGE. wrote: »
    Then you go and ruin it by going into another thread and talking about how bad another first thread is. That is irony.
    RAGE. wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi there.
    Stranger: hey
    You: So. How do you feel about denim jackets?
    Stranger: im for em
    You: Excellent. Outstanding.
    You have disconnected.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: age,sex,location?
    You: 18, m, your mom's house
    Stranger: you in a frat?
    You: why
    Stranger: or in a klan?
    You: both actually
    Stranger: what kind of frat are you in?
    You: i'm a gay white racist frat boy living in harlem
    You: it's a tough life
    You: but somebody's gotta live it
    You have disconnected.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    You: what are you putting off?
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: I'm supposed to be reading Pride and Prejudice for school.
    You: but instead I am chatting with strangers!
    Stranger: im watching that right now actually :)
    Stranger: ironic.
    Stranger: but im not putting anything off lol, just bored
    You: no I don't think that is how irony works
    You: good day, sir.
    You have disconnected.

    You fucking showed them

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    8-)

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    great! the thread is over! let's never have it again!

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