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[Mini-Phalla] The Plains of Phallamyre: GAME OVER: Wash Away Grief

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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »
    !Sign up because I need a new reason to procrastinate. :P

    You realize they're all just going to vote for us to start, right?

    Psssh, like we'd get lucky enough to be evil consortium bastards together twice 8-)

    Twice? How many times have you two been evil together?

    I'm starting to think you are cheating on me with ebum...

    We're two for four, I think?

    Let's see out of the phallas we've both been in...

    WoW phalla - won as ninja looters
    Phallaman X - won as converted mavericks (?)
    Phallic Nebula - won as consortium

    Phalem Witch Trials
    Temptation Island Phalla

    That makes us 3 for 5.

    Don't be jealous of our winning teamwork, Sticks. What we have is different. :winky:

    Keika on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh right, I killed you in the Witch Trials.

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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Oh right, I killed you in the Witch Trials.

    Yeah, and it was my first day 1 death ever... i was mildly traumatized

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Keika wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Oh right, I killed you in the Witch Trials.

    Yeah, and it was my first day 1 death ever... i was mildly traumatized

    It's like guest-starring on the Simpsons. You've made it! The people love/hate/respect/detest you!

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ooooOOOOOooo

    I am eh-sited.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    GUYS I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

    I THINK YOU FUCKING LOSERS HAVE A CHANCE TO NOT KILL YOURSELVES SENSELESS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO KING STUPID IS GOING TO BE.

    HAPPY THOUGHTS.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Atleast this time Ultros64 can't lead the druid counsel into oblivion.

    There will still be space pirates though.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    GUYS I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

    I THINK YOU FUCKING LOSERS HAVE A CHANCE TO NOT KILL YOURSELVES SENSELESS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO KING STUPID IS GOING TO BE.

    HAPPY THOUGHTS.

    ::<3 antennae::

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    We're gonna win that week at NASA Space Camp, and you guys can't stop us!

    edit: also
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    colors, yo.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I AM VERY EXCITE!

    Also, I may not be able to be around post time several nights if we move it up an hour. That doesn't make me or my tribe any weaker though...

    Dudes with Sticks will poke the eyes out of all who oppose our rule!

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    jdarksun wrote: »
    So we're supposed to be here at 7pm? Like 15 minutes?

    7pm Pacific. Not Eastern.

    I guess I can send out PMs early..

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh.

    Well, dammit and I was all patiently awaiting my PM.

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PMs have been sent

    Anyone who requires clarification for an awkwardly phrased ability please PM me as soon as possible, I've been known to phrase things a bit cryptically.

    Please do not act on the information in your PM until the game begins 2 hours and 43 minutes from now.

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh man, so excited to start this game..

    I've been waiting since I ended my last one.

    How excited?
    So excited.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Excited%20Croc.jpg

    THIS EXCITED?

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    As I gaze around the summit, I notice all those who will easily succumb to my tribe's rule.

    Brightly colored animals? Feh, a sharp stick will take care of them...

    Also, I am glad to see that my bitter rival, Men with Stones, is not represented.

    The taunting would be unbearable.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Tribe of the Wandering Mind is this excited.
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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Sons of The Spork are as excited as Long Cat is long.

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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Red Jaguars are this excited.
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    edit: And now my spoiler works!

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Keika wrote: »
    The Red Jaguars are this excited.

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    !Red Jaguars

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anyone wants some of kime's sugary goodness? :)

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Anyone wants some of kime's sugary goodness? :)

    Ewww. God no.

    Let's not vote him out day one though.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Anyone wants some of kime's sugary goodness? :)

    Ewww. God no.

    Let's not vote him out day one though.

    What's the matter, candy allergy?

    Or you interpreted it in a somewhat nasty manner.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what in the hell

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Anyone wants some of kime's sugary goodness? :)

    Ewww. God no.

    Let's not vote him out day one though.

    Yeah. He kind of just got bandwagoned out of a Phalla day 1, just a few days ago.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Anyone wants some of kime's sugary goodness? :)

    Ewww. God no.

    Let's not vote him out day one though.

    Yeah. He kind of just got bandwagoned out of a Phalla day 1, just a few days ago.

    Dude, he's been bandwagoned day one in like his last 8 Phallas.

    Except hilariously, the one he was evil in.

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Anyone wants some of kime's sugary goodness? :)

    Ewww. God no.

    Let's not vote him out day one though.

    Thank you for volunteering, enlightenedbum

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You could at least wait for the narration. Hmph.

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Votes prior to day 1 don't count.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PEOPLE WHO VOTE PRIOR TO DAY ONE SHOULD GO BACK TO READING TWILIGHT BY STEPHANIE MEYER.

    LOSERS.

    THERE, I SAID WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    PEOPLE WHO VOTE PRIOR TO DAY ONE SHOULD GO BACK TO READING TWILIGHT BY STEPHANIE MEYER.

    LOSERS.

    THERE, I SAID WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING.

    Fiaryn, you are the best.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LOOK AT ME, I'M A PRE-DAY ONE VOTER.

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    EDWARD'S SO FUCKING DREAMY, WOOBITY WOO.

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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    PEOPLE WHO VOTE PRIOR TO DAY ONE SHOULD GO BACK TO READING TWILIGHT BY STEPHANIE MEYER.

    LOSERS.

    THERE, I SAID WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING.

    Hey! I happen to like those books.... of course I also have ovaries.

    I don't think Sticks has quite forgiven me for dragging him to the movie yet

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    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Keika wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    PEOPLE WHO VOTE PRIOR TO DAY ONE SHOULD GO BACK TO READING TWILIGHT BY STEPHANIE MEYER.

    LOSERS.

    THERE, I SAID WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING.

    Hey! I happen to like those books.... of course I also have ovaries.

    I don't think Sticks has quite forgiven me for dragging him to the movie yet

    I WILL VOTE FOR YOU ON DAY ONE BASED ON THIS ALONE. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. I ALSO RECOMMEND YOU STOP BREATHING.

    FFFFFFF

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Sissy Red Jaguars can't compare to the raw power of the Baccaruda!

    Wait FFFFFFFFF

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The unquestionables question the pertinence of this discussion

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have had a dream, I don't know what was in it as it was hard to see, but it was a dream

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Day 1: A Council of Elders
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    And so was the call heard throughout the tribes of man that a council was to be held to determines Man's fate within the lands of the Phallamyre. And did the chieftains of the many tribes converge at this the place of meetings and raised a great roaring fire within the mists. As the great fire shone a beacon in the night one among many spoke.

    "Now do we come to this land, our time of wanderings need come to an end so that we might prosper here. Already have we of the many tribes of man carved out our lands within the mists." And many soundless nods of agreement were heard and many murmurs of agreement were seen."

    "Hold great cheiftain!" And did another rise, "Would you forsake the old ways, this council may not meet in earenst lest the ceremony be done in earnest. We raise a great fire to the heavens, but we claim not the dragon caller. Who stands as dragon caller?" The druidic man pointed an accusatory finger around the fire. "Who among so great the race of man will wear the fang of the dragon and call to the great creature of sky and flame?"

    The council sat in silence, who among them was worthy of the title Dragon Caller, he who beckoned the living fire down from the heavens to ordain this meeting.

    ______________________________

    Great and wise elders of your tribes, who among you stands ready to accept the mantle of the Dragon Caller. Voice the name of he would !ordain this council, that we may come to agreement.
    Was that confusing? Sorry, Today you'll be voting in yellow for the title of "Dragon Caller" what does that mean? I don't know but damned if I'm going to look stupid infront of the other cheiftains.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We've played this before.

    !Not Ultros

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    THOUGH I CONFESS TO HAVING A PROPENSITY FOR EATING GUNPOWDER AND SHITTING BULLETS, AND BELIEVE THIS WOULD CAUSE ME TO GET ON SWIMMINGLY WITH DRAGONS, I FEEL I MUST CAST MY VOTE FOR !enlightenedbum.

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