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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tofu pad thai. Cheese wontons. Fuck yes.

    TL DR on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HEY BITCH

    I LOVE YOU

    hahahahahahahaha

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so mean :(

    what did I ever do to you!

    nexuscrawler on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pete's cuter than me

    also he's pretty good in the sack, ey wot wot

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so mean :(

    what did I ever do to you!
    uh

    uhhh

    dork fortress

    (it is my default response)

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    And with that we leave reality.

    Oh sorry was it my turn? Okay. I'm never sarcastic.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    pete's cuter than me

    also he's pretty good in the sack, ey wot wot
    sigh, it's so true. I had to settle.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    And with that we leave reality.

    Oh sorry was it my turn? Okay. I'm never sarcastic.

    TOO LATE BITCH YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
    Never have I ever posted in all caps.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    I've never been jailed but that's because I post a lot less when I have active points on my profile.

    I don't post less, I post more conservatively. Which means I start to cry, make up grass roots efforts, and blame everything on liberals.

    :^: Would read again

    Yeah I think it was pretty good, might as well make the joke before some other lesser poster attempted it. For if I fell in my comedic effort, no other could hope to slay that beast.

    it was a pretty funny joke if i do say so myself

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Posting in all caps can be an early indicator of prostate problems. Would you like to know more?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SOME LADIES FIND A BRAIDED NECKBEARD ATTRACTIVE

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »

    Aside from the part where she actually temporarily procures work with companies like Vice, she is like a generic profile of 1/4 of Juneau's female population. It was an eerily familiar story.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also he's pretty good in the sack, ey wot wot

    There is evidence to corroborate this claim.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »

    it was a pretty funny joke if i do say so myself

    Duna there are few people I have ever kept a consistent joke running with. You are one of those few, congratulations.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    And with that we leave reality.

    Oh sorry was it my turn? Okay. I'm never sarcastic.

    TOO LATE BITCH YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
    Never have I ever posted in all caps.

    And you still haven't, since your spoiler wasn't in caps!

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I think I'm a really nice person.

    Don't you like Ayn Rand? That disqualifies you!

    No!

    Organichu on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    And with that we leave reality.

    Oh sorry was it my turn? Okay. I'm never sarcastic.

    TOO LATE BITCH YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
    Never have I ever posted in all caps.

    And you still haven't, since your spoiler wasn't in caps!

    Welcome to "The Joke."

    JamesKeenan on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I think I'm a really nice person.

    Don't you like Ayn Rand? That disqualifies you!

    No!

    'tism

    TL DR on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kennan doesn't cuddle after his "jokes"

    nexuscrawler on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »

    Aside from the part where she actually temporarily procures work with companies like Vice, she is like a generic profile of 1/4 of Juneau's female population. It was an eerily familiar story.

    It's funny how florida and alaska are like the opposite but the same.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    And with that we leave reality.

    Oh sorry was it my turn? Okay. I'm never sarcastic.

    TOO LATE BITCH YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
    Never have I ever posted in all caps.

    And you still haven't, since your spoiler wasn't in caps!

    Well shit.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I think I'm a really nice person.

    Don't you like Ayn Rand? That disqualifies you!

    No!

    You're all "Hey guys Atlas Shrugged touched me in my special jew places that only compound interest normally can."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ron Paul is coming for your Jew gold

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kennan doesn't cuddle after his "jokes"

    I got shit to do.

    I gave you a whole minute and a half of my time what more do you want?

    JamesKeenan on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »

    it was a pretty funny joke if i do say so myself

    Duna there are few people I have ever kept a consistent joke running with. You are one of those few, congratulations.

    i definitly need a prize or a certificate or something to commemorate this moment.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »

    it was a pretty funny joke if i do say so myself

    Duna there are few people I have ever kept a consistent joke running with. You are one of those few, congratulations.

    i definitly need a prize or a certificate or something to commemorate this moment.

    Just swing by someone elses desk and take one of their certificates write your name on it and bam you're golden.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sweet, cheating girlfriend thread in H/A.

    :edit: Cheating prostitute girlfriend.

    matt has a problem on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sweet, cheating girlfriend thread in H/A.

    My gf's cheating on me, I think.
    She's cheating on you.
    I know, what should I do?
    She's cheating on you.
    Yes, but what do I do about it?
    .....
    ....
    ....
    ....she's cheating on you

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sweet, cheating girlfriend thread in H/A.

    :edit: Cheating prostitute girlfriend.

    I'd like to think my advice is the best advice. I think I gave too much away in the second post though, but I don't know if anyone would've gotten it if I didn't.

    Oh wait, that's not the "Should I sleep with this chick who's married" thread is it?

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, don't @ me
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The forums are like my own private soap opera that I can respond to.

    matt has a problem on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sweet, cheating girlfriend thread in H/A.

    :edit: Cheating prostitute girlfriend.

    We should run a pool on how many posts it'll last before someone suggests something that's liable to end in someone being arrested.

    japan on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She's cheating on him, and charging at that. I think this will be an interesting topic to read but a horrible one to post in.

    DeShadowC on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I can't wait until this happens


    so my gf said that she was becoming a prostitute to pay for the medical bills for an abortion she didn't want me to know about

    what do i do?!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man I've learned from H/A never have or take naked pictures of your SO they always seem to be sent to a third party.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so it is teabag day

    how is the bagging coming?

    skippydumptruck on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I can't wait until this happens


    so my gf said that she was becoming a prostitute to pay for the medical bills for an abortion she didn't want me to know about

    what do i do?!

    You need to stay with her, she's in a rough spot, and if you weren't such a distant person you would embrace her life choice. Damn the patriarchy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know what is despicable

    the guy in H/A who has already made up his mind to fuck that married woman

    how many ways of DO NOT DO IT does he need

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man I've learned from H/A never have or take naked pictures of your SO they always seem to be sent to a third party.
    Really, naked pictures serve no purpose besides being sent to someone else. If you have an SO willing to get nude for a camera, she should be just as willing to get nude for you. Why take a picture when you have the real thing right there?

    Now, in cases of being apart for several weeks/months/years, I can consider an exception.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like that the same people go

    "There is no logical reason that prostitution should be illegal; it's just outdated morality."

    and

    "SHES A CHEATING WHORE THROW HER ASS OUT!!!!"

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I am the hairiest

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
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